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offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 07:57 [#00656587]
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personally i think he was a milkman,in bagdad but since the
bombin has moved to ibiza to be with god


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-18 07:58 [#00656590]
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a punter


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-04-18 07:59 [#00656592]
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the dj´s son?


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-04-18 07:59 [#00656593]
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mc


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-04-18 07:59 [#00656594]
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Jesus was THE most misinterpreted man to ever live.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:00 [#00656596]
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emmcee

"I'm Emmcee J, and i'm here to say
i'm the coolest guy that ever did pray
They cut me, stoned me, hung me up high
But i just went up to the palace in the sky"

Peace


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:00 [#00656598]
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possibly he had a dodgy beard


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-04-18 08:02 [#00656601]
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murray...!

s w e e t


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-18 08:03 [#00656603]
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breakdancer, with his famous (and my personal favourite)
"jesus christ pose" !!!

man, thats incredible!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-04-18 08:05 [#00656605]
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Murray - nice

"Welcome to show, ill be your guide,
Name is Damien, the devil's pride.
My rhymes are sharp, with their poisonous attack,
Im Lucifer's son, so you betta' watch your back,



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:05 [#00656606]
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shit thats the one,jesus and the holy posse


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:07 [#00656607]
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cheers Keyfumbler.

He would be the nuts in a rap video. He could walk across
the water to a boat with dancing girls on it. Then he turns
round and we see his face...ITS APHEX TWIN, and he gets his
groove thang down to Windowlicker.

People always said Aphex looks like Jesus. Maybe they are
the same. I mean come on, you never see them both in the
same place do you? It's either one or the other.


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 08:08 [#00656611]
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I love reli-hop. :)


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:08 [#00656612]
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and if god enters ae remix,will he win on the grounds hes
god.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:09 [#00656614]
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"Walkin' on water ain't go bigge
Just watch me cruise on my holey donkey
My lyrical skills ain't short of devine
Let me turn this biatch's blood into wine"

Word Up


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 08:10 [#00656617]
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You should record this Murray, just for fun. ;)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-04-18 08:11 [#00656618]
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if gods a dj i wish he´d play another fucking record!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-04-18 08:12 [#00656620]
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Damien:

"Tha relics have said, that you'd return,
And that it should be, my biggest concern,
But now I know, that isnt the case,
Becuase of your lyrics, I laugh in your face!"


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:13 [#00656621]
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I once recorded a mick take of Dre's song "Forgot about Dre"
and turned it into a rap about shooting fat people and
makingfun of people with no legs

i was 14 OK? very immature at that time


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:15 [#00656624]
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"Yo Daimen, your skills are fly
But im a double hard mutha who just can't die
But one last thing, which will make you sad
The fact is, my dad beat up your dad"


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:15 [#00656625]
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Faithless are fucking shite


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 08:16 [#00656627]
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I guess not a lot of people are mature at 14. :) I seem to
erased that period from my memory. Strange. ;)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-18 08:17 [#00656628]
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If God were a DJ I wish he'd pull a rewind.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-18 08:17 [#00656629]
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kill switch: whats up with the blue tint to your avatars? is
that like, your signature..


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 08:22 [#00656638]
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if god was a dj,would he remix britany spears for a large
amount of spondoly


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-04-18 08:23 [#00656640]
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Damien:

"Jesus Christ! Your followers are jokes,
Wearing all white, what a bunch of blokes,
Aimlessly worship, all that you say,
Whereas my soldiers of death, will rise one day."



 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 08:44 [#00656664]
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I love that kind of blue. Never thought of it in that way,
but you could say its like signature or trademark.


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 08:45 [#00656667]
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... and they help me find my own posts a bit quicker to see
where I left off in a topic. :)


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-04-18 08:54 [#00656679]
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i can't think of anything funny to say.

sorry.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-18 08:56 [#00656681]
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jesus dies for you sins, for christs sake, have some
muthafucking respect for the fucker!


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 09:02 [#00656693]
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sorry to dissapoint as i haven't posted a rhyme in a while,
got into listening to Radiohead, sorry chums...no more raps
for a while :p


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-18 09:03 [#00656695]
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would it be possible for me to die for everybodys sins?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-18 09:08 [#00656714]
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well i dunno, ive done some pretty wicked things in my time


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 09:11 [#00656724]
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Jesus died for his own sins, not mine.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-18 09:14 [#00656729]
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what sins were they? making everyone eat fish in
breadcrumbs?


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-04-18 09:16 [#00656735]
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Just refering to a classic Crass shirt.
He vandalized a marketplace didn't he?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-18 20:18 [#00657814]
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i think he tagged the city,then his old man set fire to a
bush,what a cunts trick


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-04-18 20:46 [#00657834]
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Le videur.
i don't know how to write it in english. so only french will
laugh (maybe)


 

offline subdeatechate from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-04-19 00:10 [#00657959]
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I believe he would just be moon walking back in forth across
the stage while god fucks shit up old school.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-19 00:21 [#00657968]
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if god was a dj, jesus probably used those fake ass cd
turntables


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-19 04:33 [#00658063]
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yeah and played shitey dance music with judge jules,and made
albums like best of ibiza 135


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-19 04:41 [#00658067]
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A TURNTABLE!!!11


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-19 04:44 [#00658068]
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yep the emcee :)



 


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