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Right, some people have heard this and AE_King's thread reminded me about it. Someone I know was having a wank and they were really going for it, beating like made. They were getting very close to that point we all love. They reached out for a tissue and found that there wasn't any. Making a quick decision he decided that he should leg it to the Bathroom and use the tolilet paper. He burst into the Bathroom just as he blew his load. His Mum was sitting on the bog and received the full hit of his cum on her. Now is the time to mention that this bloke is quite known for the fact that he shoots a massive amount of Love Custard. His Mum was covered in Cum. Without sounding perverted I would have loved to have seen the scene. I actually cried with laughter when I was told about this incident. |
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the most important question: did she swallow? |
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:O hahaha 'whoops' |
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I never thought to ask that. Oh man, I don't see the person either so I can't. I'd love it if the Dad had walked past at that point to see son with cock in hand and mother covered in Cum. Explain THAT one! |
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:') |
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Oh man that would be something! |
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Dolleater: You found it amusing then hey? Marlowe: "It's not what it looks like!" |
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Dolleater: So it's NOT a huge cock in your hand and that's NOT your mother covered in your loverrly jizm? Marlowe: Shut up and have a taste! |
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"umm.. um... Oedipus Complex Biotc!!!" |
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I dont get it. |
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lmao!!! That is the funniest and most embarrasing story I've heard in a long time! |
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argh... °_° mortifying!! what did his mother say? |
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"Well, as you can see mom everything works quite well. You've raised a healthy boy. Congratulations..." |
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ironic cuz you urself raised a 'healthy boy'. you two could have tea and discuss it. |
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ROFL!! that is absolutely hilarious and makes me feel a lot better about my very recent experience, suicide would be the only option ;) |
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Overly productive males are fun. }:> |
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what if she liked it? You should find out. |
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That's the coolest thing ever, I bet someone's already stolen that as the plot line ofr the next issue of bondage fairies. Umm I mean I have no idea what the fuck the above comic is. |
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"Now that's what I call a sticky situation!" |
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Wahey! |
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My mom had eh, 'caught' me a few times, but that was nothing special for her, she accepted it and just joked about it sometimes, like, when I instinctively tried to pretend nothing special was happening ;) |
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i dont believe you |
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"i DONT beleeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiveeeeeeeee it! |
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