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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 06:22 [#00594821]
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Like in South Park the movie.

What's the best you can do?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-03-14 06:25 [#00594827]
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i can be found on the net on some scato german site as well
cartman's mother
i swear ! ;)


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-03-14 06:25 [#00594828]
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Din førrbanna hæstkuk av et hælvetes rævhøll!


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-03-14 06:26 [#00594831]
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i've been saying dick-fuck a lot lately.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2003-03-14 06:28 [#00594835]
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Suck a fart from my cock!!! (copyright: Agoraphobic
Nosebleed)


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-03-14 06:29 [#00594836]
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haha thats a doozey


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2003-03-14 06:32 [#00594840]
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I think it actually hints at having anal first and then oral
sex.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-03-14 06:44 [#00594861]
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oh no !! :'(
that is gross


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-14 07:35 [#00594978]
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I love swearing.

Cusses are power.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:01 [#00595057]
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That's quality genius! That's my word for the night.

I like:

DRIPPING VAGINA EATING SON OF A PIGFUCKING CRACK WHORE!!!
HAIRY COCK SLURPING MAGGOT FUUUUUCK!!!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-03-14 08:02 [#00595060]
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why are you crying over Anal Sex? It's beautiful


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-03-14 08:04 [#00595067]
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haha luv is the milk dud!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:07 [#00595078]
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Please tell me you're joking. I can't think of a greater
turn off than putting my cock up a woman's arse. I just
can't see a need for it.

I can't judge though. Each to their own. I'm all for
fisting...

Well maybe not but I'd rather do that than sodomise a woman.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-03-14 08:13 [#00595090]
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Bokkalokkafluk!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:19 [#00595106]
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Minty-Cunts


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-14 08:21 [#00595114]
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cunt rags

pussy snorters

mother puss bucket


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:24 [#00595120]
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Knob wrencher
Cunt butcher


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:33 [#00595153]
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TERRANCE
(Singing)
Shut your fucking face,
Unclefucka!!
You're an asslicking, Ball sucking
Unclefucka!!
You're an Unclefucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks Uncles quite like you-

PHILLIP
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!!
UNCLEFUCKA!!!
YOU'RE the one that fucked your
Uncle, UNCLEFUCKA!!!
You don't eat, or sleep or mow the
lawn
You just fuck your Uncle all day
long!

TERRANCE & PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face, Unclefucka!
You butt licking bastard
Unclefucka!

TERRANCE
You're an Unclefucka I must say!

PHILLIP
You fucked YOUR Uncle yesterday!

TERRANCE & PHILLIP
Unclefucka! That's YOUUUUUUU!!!!!


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-03-14 08:35 [#00595155]
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ah yes...southpark.

everytime i see marlowe's thread 'GODDAMIT' it makes me
think of jimmy when hes doing the impression of cartman.


 

offline LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 08:35 [#00595156]
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Don't knock it til you've tried it!!!!



 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-03-14 08:37 [#00595161]
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very clever young man, but not clever enough


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-03-14 08:48 [#00595205]
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Asslicking shitsnorters!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-14 09:01 [#00595241]
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profanity makes talking fun

gabber bitch

my step dad (from new zealand) uses cock like the word fuck.
when he's upset about something he'll just say COCK!

i love it.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-14 09:03 [#00595244]
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YOU ARE THE ONES WHO AER THE BALL LICKERS !!


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 09:11 [#00595266]
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You inadequate sliver of seething horse sweat.
You bad tempered pile of cheesy chicken feathers.
You deeply disturbed swamp of greasy toad tumours.
You malicious bowl of gross dingo's kidneys.
You hopeless load of crusty toenail clippings.

http://www.jumpingarmadillo.co.uk/AutoInsult/


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-03-14 09:11 [#00595267]
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i like saying, in times of frusttration:
"fuckity fuck - two black duck"

also "you absolute fuckwit!"



 

offline go gadget from who cares (United States) on 2003-03-14 09:13 [#00595276]
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kike


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-03-14 09:23 [#00595309]
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YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF
ELDERBERRIES!


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 09:25 [#00595316]
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that guy lately, cant think of his name
"shut up you monkey, a thousand curses on your mustache"
classic.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 09:27 [#00595322]
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i fart in your general direction

every since the holy grail i wondered what elderberries
actually smelled like


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-14 09:30 [#00595337]
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now go away or i shall taunt you a second time-a!


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-14 09:31 [#00595340]
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"Gelk" (Ae track) sounded like it should be a cussing word
when I first heard it


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 09:31 [#00595342]
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You monkeymotherfucker!


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-14 09:53 [#00595413]
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Yuu smegma gulping, politically ambigous, psuedo genious,
tasnient low life fuck, nobody likes you and youre ugly.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-03-14 09:57 [#00595424]
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I like incorporating swears into names i.e. Louis T.
Fuckbaron. You know that's a good name.


 

offline Diao from Olathe (United States) on 2003-03-14 10:51 [#00595506]
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You are all the blody remains from a lesbian cluster fuck.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-14 11:08 [#00595530]
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"cocksmoker" or "asshat"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 11:24 [#00595546]
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Izzat Ibrahim.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-14 11:25 [#00595548]
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You haven't lived until you've done it up the Gary.

*cough*


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-14 11:35 [#00595561]
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cockmiester



 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2003-03-14 11:37 [#00595564]
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FARK!
GAH!



 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-03-14 13:34 [#00595705]
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I say dick-fuck too & fuck face


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-03-14 14:30 [#00595780]
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useless cumrag


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2003-03-14 14:33 [#00595782]
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cuntface
fuckstick
dickbrain donkeyfucker


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-14 14:49 [#00595804]
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*improvising totally silly and ridiculous ones...*

"eye-cunted fucking slugface!"
"poultryfucking egghead!"
"dish-water-pissing cockhead!"
"maggotshit-brained fuckhole!"
"godfucking mess of a dirty hell-jackal!"
"satan's slimy stupid snot in your silly see-through soul,
sucker!"
"frog-fucking friggin fat fucker!"


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-03-14 14:57 [#00595816]
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codge.

codgehonkey.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:23 [#00596306]
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Dog raping son of a whore cockmeister!

Michael Barrymore fucking monkey fucking piece of shit.

Flap stretching shit eating orifice breaking cluster fuck
child of a flid


 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2003-03-15 07:50 [#00596329]
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this thread has just put me off my perfectly-made mature
cheddar and country white loaf cheese sandwich.

thanks a lot.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-03-15 08:25 [#00596356]
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you wanna-be fudgepacking dildohead


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 08:32 [#00596360]
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bad boy!



 


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