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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-05 11:07 [#00581808]
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i have a theory proving that cockroaches are supporters of satan, and are veritably evil creatures.
scientists and scholars say alike, "if a nuclear war were to break out, the only survivors would be cockroaches."
it's known among people that radiation basically KILLS anything living, correct?
but not for cockroaches. why? because they represent death, evil on the planet earth, and satan.
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rF
from __e____e_________e______q_____ (Australia) on 2003-03-05 11:08 [#00581811]
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they sold their souls for immunity to radiation..
_rock./coaches
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-03-05 11:08 [#00581812]
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my apartment is infested with koala bears, it's way better than cockroaches
when I turn on the lights, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want 'em too
I'm like, hey fellas, come here, let me hold one, and pet him on the back of his head
man, koala bears, there so fucking cute, why are they so far away from me? why can't they be indeginous to where I'm at?!
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-03-05 11:09 [#00581813]
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fuct up the first line.....
my apartment is infested with koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever, way better than cockroaches
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-03-05 11:09 [#00581814]
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lol
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-05 11:10 [#00581815]
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and you live in oregon?? i am moving there.
i thought koala's were native & local only to australia... but that's very cool!!
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-03-05 11:15 [#00581820]
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dont you think hes joking?
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-03-05 11:31 [#00581835]
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They're an extremly ancient species. They've been around for millions of years, surviving through all that climactic change and everything. Nasty little buggers arent they.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-03-05 17:46 [#00582334]
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it's actually part of Mitch Hedberg's standup
funniest shit I have ever heard
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-03-05 18:12 [#00582356]
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marihuana is called roach, because it resembles...a cockroach.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-05 18:33 [#00582383]
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a coackroach can live for hours on end without a head..
if you take 2 cockroaches, pull ones legs off, take the others head off, then connect them, 'piggyback' style (connect them in a way that will share their fluids.. ie with a staw puncturing their bodies) then the legless cockroach with eyes/antenne will guide the headless one...
if you think im lying then try it. cockroaches are fucked up.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-05 18:37 [#00582388]
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no no phresch
the butt of a joint is called a roach
not just weed
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-05 21:02 [#00582545]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular | Followup to pomme de terre: #00582383
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*rawlph*
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