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i have a theory proving that cockroaches are supporters of satan, and are veritably evil creatures. scientists and scholars say alike, "if a nuclear war were to break out, the only survivors would be cockroaches." it's known among people that radiation basically KILLS anything living, correct? but not for cockroaches. why? because they represent death, evil on the planet earth, and satan. |
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they sold their souls for immunity to radiation.. _rock./coaches |
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my apartment is infested with koala bears, it's way better than cockroaches when I turn on the lights, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want 'em too I'm like, hey fellas, come here, let me hold one, and pet him on the back of his head man, koala bears, there so fucking cute, why are they so far away from me? why can't they be indeginous to where I'm at?! |
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fuct up the first line..... my apartment is infested with koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever, way better than cockroaches |
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lol |
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and you live in oregon?? i am moving there. i thought koala's were native & local only to australia... but that's very cool!! |
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dont you think hes joking? |
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They're an extremly ancient species. They've been around for millions of years, surviving through all that climactic change and everything. Nasty little buggers arent they. |
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it's actually part of Mitch Hedberg's standup funniest shit I have ever heard |
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marihuana is called roach, because it resembles...a cockroach. |
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a coackroach can live for hours on end without a head.. if you take 2 cockroaches, pull ones legs off, take the others head off, then connect them, 'piggyback' style (connect them in a way that will share their fluids.. ie with a staw puncturing their bodies) then the legless cockroach with eyes/antenne will guide the headless one... if you think im lying then try it. cockroaches are fucked up. |
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no no phresch the butt of a joint is called a roach not just weed |
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*rawlph* |
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