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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 10:03 [#00580219]
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after purchasing the hardware from the CO-station i hopped
into my sidewinder and flew off back home. upon arriving
back to the station i saw fires everywhere and bodies
littered the floor.

somehow i sensed it in the back of my head, and
instinctively flip-dodged three bullets towards the shooter
whom i grabbed by the neck and demanded, "WHO ARE YOU?"


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-03-04 10:07 [#00580223]
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"Nobody.", I yawned, then passed out from tiredness.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 10:07 [#00580224]
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ok then well that finishes that


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 10:08 [#00580226]
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id like to thank everyone for participating


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-03-04 10:09 [#00580228]
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instinctively he took a swipe at my arm. that was enough to
move his bodyline across mine. i caught him with force such
that he landed on the floor.

my peripherals caught a in split second who i figured was
with him



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-03-04 10:18 [#00580243]
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No- the next person was meant to think up what happened as
the main character woke up!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-03-04 11:14 [#00580329]
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Okay so who do I follow on from, Ceri or rockenjohnny?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 11:16 [#00580331]
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the last continuation


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-03-04 11:21 [#00580332]
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So the aliens arrived and destroyed the world.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-03-04 11:21 [#00580333]
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what?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-03-04 11:21 [#00580334]
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a small band of survivors escaped on a rogue spacecraft and
landed on the moon


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-04 11:28 [#00580344]
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After having landed, they discover the moon is inhabited
with creatures who call themselves Aerisj, Vlabkats,
Blakwatz or Flevbwok, and they are in war with eachother
because they cant decide what to call themselves


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-03-04 11:32 [#00580352]
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So the aliens arrived and destroyed the Moon.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-03-04 11:33 [#00580353]
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then bush pressed the wrong button and everyone died


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-04 11:35 [#00580359]
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so they destroyed their home planet and had nowhere to live,
so the aliens decided to rebuild the earth with the
remaining crap that was flying aroun in space with help from
the survivors

and they lived happily ever after


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 11:40 [#00580372]
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you guys are doing great


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-03-04 11:43 [#00580381]
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So the aliens arrived and had a cup of tea.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-04 11:44 [#00580382]
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so this girl walks up to me, and she's all like "hey arent
you the guy that, you know, the one that... yeah from the
ehh you know, where they uuhm yeah ..." and im like, yeah
whatever...

so im thinking what to say to her
a) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, im Richard James who
was resurrected by frankenstein
b) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, want a drink?
c) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, want to fuck?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-03-04 19:21 [#00580875]
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"id like to thank everyone for participating"

fucking classic


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-04 20:38 [#00580917]
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But never on Sundays.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-04 20:50 [#00580936]
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and little Timmy said "God bless us, every one".

(end scene: camera zooms out of village showing whole town
with plesant snowfall)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-03-04 20:51 [#00580938]
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Camera then pans to the left as the avalanche fills the
screen and buries the town, as the huddled masses flee in
terror.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-04 20:57 [#00580946]
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Little Timmy then climbs out of the rubble that used to be
his town, cursing what he used to call his god. A new
feeling rushes over him, Vengence. All his life praying to
this so claled god, only to have his town destroyed by an
avalanche on Christmas day.

A new Timmy looks up and screams "God, DAMN YOU"


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-04 20:58 [#00580948]
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*Sigh*
-Sighted Timmy.

"It is 2003rd again."


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-04 21:04 [#00580953]
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then god laughs at him and says

ITS APRILS FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-04 21:33 [#00580969]
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But there was a Ninja who


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-03-04 21:34 [#00580970]
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was a vegetarian and became an outcast from his fellow
ninjas because of his strict diet and became unloved...


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-04 21:52 [#00580978]
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so he went out and meet the godess of mana

<-- (like in my avatar)


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-04 22:21 [#00581001]
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but mana was out of od and prana, so he sighted with Timmy
while everyone else was thinking that they were doing some
odd pranayama.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-03-04 22:23 [#00581002]
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The End.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 22:25 [#00581004]
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alright then, i guess thats it with that. good.

i thank everybody for sharing, and rest assured i will never
try anything like this again forever


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-04 22:26 [#00581006]
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Chapter Two

A New Beginning

Fred's feet hurt. Maybe it was the lobsters in his sandals,
maybe it was the stingy doses of methadone the Barbara Bush
fembot gave him twice a day. Anally. With a great big
spoon.

I dunno, what do you think, Fred asked a mexican.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-04 22:32 [#00581012]
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for some odd, strange reason, his phone rang when people
called it,

and one time when he picked it up,

and long stretchy tentacles came out of the tiny holes in
his phone and tried to rip his fucking head off


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-04 22:33 [#00581013]
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the mexican died in front of his eyes for no reason,

so he asked a french man

the frenchman died,

then he asked a brit,

the britian died

then he asked himself,
"why does everone keep dying
then he died


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-03-04 22:36 [#00581017]
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and then Refund died...


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2003-03-04 22:39 [#00581018]
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...and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-04 22:41 [#00581019]
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It was all a dream...

...or was it?


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-03-04 23:01 [#00581035]
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It wasn't. And so began XLTronic: The Second Nightmare.
Starring Keanu Reeves, Jet Li, Drew Barrymore and Da Weeze
as Captain Big "El Grande" McLargehuge. Directed by Jerry
Bruckheimer...In theaters July 4.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-04 23:26 [#00581053]
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then Refund came back to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline zero from NYC (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-03-04 23:40 [#00581061]
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... and the masses rejoiced ...


 

offline zero from NYC (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-03-04 23:41 [#00581062]
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pffft


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-05 02:35 [#00581121]
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Big "El Grande" McLargehuge

hahahaha that would be an awesome porn name!


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 05:26 [#00581268]
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"BUT, HOWEVER!" -said Monumrnt.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-05 05:29 [#00581275]
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that night something strange happened...


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 06:17 [#00581341]
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looking at namcat's avatar, he realised that Ninja turtles
are out of fashion.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-05 06:23 [#00581349]
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and they try really hard to get things m


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-03-05 06:30 [#00581356]
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Elenor played with the buttons on her large overcoat. She
wore the uniform of the General Ulysses S. Grant, as before
he was an American President and before he was dead. Adolf
kept it in his personal collection; a vast compilation of
various wardrobe containing innumerable items of historical
significance. Elenor was awestruck when she first found the
collection, and she had felt the different fabrics and
admired them individually. She had found Grant's slightly
dusty uniform folded and set neatly down at the floor,
underneath a set of beige dresses worn by important figures
in motion pictures. She grabbed it and left the room,
keeping the top of the bundle tucked beneath her chin so
that she didn't accidentally drop it. In an unused and empty
bed chamber Elenor set the uniform on top of an oaken
dresser; it doubled by it's reflection in a gold-rimmed
mirror. She pulled her yellow dress up over her head and let
it fall to the floor, and after a few failed attempts she
was successfully wearing the uniform. Then the door opened
and a short man walked in, not much taller than Elenor, and
he stopped when he saw her. He stared at her uncertainly.

"What purpose do you serve?" the man asked her.

"For Hitler," the girl said.

The man laughed at that. "A puzzled pathos, as of a man with
a problem before him of which he does not understand the
terms," he said. "Why would you dress as a boy?"

"I'm not dressed as a boy. I'm dressed as a general."

The man looked her over sternly.

"The General Elenor."

"You know my name?"

"I followed you on the train."

The girl backed away.

"No," he said. "Not like that. It was a request from your
father."

The girl looked down at her feet.

"You do realise who your father is?"

Elenor looked to her side and watched as the folded curtains
laid gently atop the maroon bedspread fell apart into the
basic fragmentary molecules that composed it as a tangible
substance.

"Yes," she said darkly.


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 06:30 [#00581357]
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JAroen,
(apart from the story)
Perhaps less folk music from Japan?


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-05 07:22 [#00581404]
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...then a catgirl, apparently drunk, burst in the room like
it was hers and loudly jumped on the bed (almost making it
crack).

- *yawn* meeeeooww... *pulls blanket to her, and wallows in
bed, ready to sleep*
- what...?! intruder? said Elenor, much to her surprise
- ....eeeeh???
- who are you? what are you doing here? *she looked like she
was about to kill the intruder catgirl*
- mew... *ponders* oh!! i went in the wrong room!! sorry!!
- LIAR!! you are an intruder.
- no! i am called Sabrina, nice to meet you!
- whatever! GUARDS!! arrest her!!
- meow, there are no guards here. what is my room number
already?
- oh, shut up.
- heh, i don't remember the number of my room!!
- shut up.
- ...why are you funnily dressed like this?
- i... I AM NOT FUNNILY DRESSED LIKE YOU SAY!!! I AM GENERAL
ELENOR!!
- general elenor....? huh?
- yes, i am.
- *ponders* .........oh, no!!! you are in a nazi outfit!!!
- so what?
- this is horrible!! are you neo-nazi or unconscious?! you
don't realize what you're doing!!

*at this moment, the guy who was sitting next to Elenor
disappeared discreetly*

- NEO-....? what the hell?
- well nazis are dead since the middle of the XXth century
now!! we're in 2548, dear!!
- say again?! we're in...
- well nazis are dead since the middle of the XXth century
now!! we're in 2548, dear!!
- that can't be possible!!
- well, you know, the weird guy who was sitting next to
you?
- yes?
- he's a sorcerer! he timewarped you!
- n... no... *Elenor looked through the window and saw she
actually was in 2548* NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE!!! *she broke down
and started to cry on the catgirl's shoulders*
- oh... come on... i know, that must be hard for you, but
you're a nazi after all, and all you get is punishm...
- *cries*
- ...., but do you realize all the horrors nazi have done?
what you're experiencing right now is nothing at all and you
should j...
- *cries*
- ....stop crying now!!!
- *she tries to stop crying*
- naughty nazi girl. *slaps Elenor in the head*
- *she starts


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-05 07:23 [#00581405]
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crying over again*
- *sigh*... what am i gonna do with her...
- w... what were you t... talking about... h... horrors??
what happened?... *cries*
- first, take that horrible nazi costume off!! and
disintegrate him, or we will both have problems! then i'll
tell you (if the aliens doesn't arrive and destroy the
world, that is).


 


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