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bitch, you know what i want |
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" fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramdon..." Man that movie rules... "Down by da BEECH" |
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i really wanna talk to him though, my thc hookup is lagging |
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Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!!! its tha best ses round, think the shit is blessed, got the whole town on lockdown!!! |
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i actually hooked up on my way home from work today...lol @ 700am...( close buddy of mine ) i would send you some if possible |
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What's that from? |
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Bitch! You know what I want. I wanna talk to Samson, fly my to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramser, Cuz its hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted.... everybody knows him in my neighborhood. Its the best bud around, Samson's shit is best. Got the whole town on lock downnnnn.. |
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CAUSE IT'S HARD BEING BLACK N GIFTED i scream that a lot im white |
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did ayone see David Chappelle on conan the other night |
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Thats why its so hard. |
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Quotes from Half Baked: Quitting. Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out! Kenny asks what he should get to eat. Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded. Thurgood Jenkins: Guess what? I got more booty! I got more booty! Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too. Thurgood Jenkins: Don't get me wrong, I love weed. I LOVE IT! But there's nothing that I love more than pussy. Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Thurgood Jenkins: Don't get me wrong, I love weed. But there is nothing that compares to pussy. The end. Kenny Davis: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch! Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail....FRUIT! Kenny: Here take it! (walks away with Squirrel Master)I'm somebody's bitch! Kenny Davis: No. NO. NO!! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love! Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta hav |
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lol, god that brings back some fuckin hillarious memories |
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I love butternuts! Buttercup! |
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those r so funny LMFAO |
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I love halfbaked. |
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"The Guy on the couch" haha, this movie cracked me up. best stoner movie ever |
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No... I think it even goes deeper then that... ok killer was born by a three legged bitch of a mother... now killer was always ashamed of this... until he was bought by this man, Tito rodregiz, and tito trained him to be a junk yard protection dog, and tito taught him how to fight and KILLER WAS GOOD! KILLER WAS DAMN GOOD! But then killer had to fight agiasnt his brother knibbles..... and Killer was like .. no way man, NO I cant fight agianst my brother... but tito made him do it anyway.... and killer.... killed his brother nibbles......... and the... killer freaked out, and started smoking a lot of crack.. and then... collapsed.... God I love this movie, this and dont drink your orange juice will chillin in the hood.... fucking classic. Kung pow too! OPEN THE MOUTH! What happened on the conan o brian show? Did anyone see the Chapelle show with the busta rhymes comercial interlude.... busta looked so god damn high! hahaha! A good comedy movie is seriously what I need to watch right now.... Yay! |
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chapelle ocassionally appears on conan and does funny interviews, with tones of racial jokes. the last show he did (a week ago) was really funny, thats all |
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I did not know that, I gotta check that out, thanks for the info aquagak :) |
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Did anyone see the first episode of the Chappelle show, with the kinkos sketch.... they substituted the name to blinko or something like that..... "if a person comes in and wants to use a computer.... if they have a pc, tell them we just have macs, if they have a mac, tell them we just have pc's, if they have linux, tell them the computers are down and to go somewhere else....." "the more unfriendly and unhelpful you are, the more you will shine as a blinko employee.... welcome to the team" HAHAHA! good stuff |
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dam i wish i could get his program over her in australia, you dont know how lucky you are mickey, living on the moon and all, where you get every channel you want |
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8^) The Moon! I would bet that people would have recordings of his show on kaza or soulseek, or hotline, hopefully he will release a dvd of the series though, that would be super cool |
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its cool i got two grams i'm gonna smoke tonight with my brother |
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I lost a foil ($25 worth) last sat night. I got bored and shit and I went home for a smoke and drew out of my pocket......an empty, slit baggie!!! The bottom of it split. It's not liek it got stolen, I think it fell out int he cab. Some lucky passenger is gonna find it. Dizzamn. |
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just picked up a 1/4 oz of the high grade. :D |
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ii am leaving to go snowboarding in about 30 min, got me threes sticks rolled up....gonna smoke em all the way up the chairlift:) |
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Hell yeah man, that show is the fucking funniest thing on TV... I loved that skit: "if a person comes in and wants to use a computer.... if they have a pc, tell them we just have macs, if they have a mac, tell them we just have pc's, if they have linux, tell them the computers are down and to go somewhere else....." oh man i was rollin... |
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haha, my god I saw this movie agian today!!! I havent seen it in about a year, I was lauging my ass off! |
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got blazed tis burning |
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you watch it on comedy central too? laughted my ace off ass well! "I'm somebody's bitch!" What a hoot!!! |
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