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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 03:53 [#00553268]
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I really can't understand the popularity of this fucking
awful show. All these no-brain twats pulling their nipples
with barbed wire while on a shopping trolley or some shit
like that. Where is the enjoyment in that? Idiots. You know
what would make a good jackass show?One where all those
retards put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger.
Now that would make a good show. I would watch that.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 03:54 [#00553270]
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you could... probably just a one time... how sad!!!
but yes, they ARE idiots! that's what make them cool
-I thought I was an idiot - heheh


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 03:55 [#00553271]
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If you hate this, you should see the British equivilent
which was on MTV last night.... may just make you go up to
the clock tower with a rifle, bill.


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-02-13 03:55 [#00553272]
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It's humour dammit! Either you watch or you don't.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 03:55 [#00553273]
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that's the stuff!!!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-13 03:56 [#00553274]
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your avatars are very alike


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:04 [#00553279]
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i'll go and see it tomorrow


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:05 [#00553280]
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TOMORROW????????
you are wrong!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:09 [#00553281]
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eh.. you're right

this evening i mean :\


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 04:15 [#00553285]
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I would like to get one of those knobends(stevo?) and
repeatedly hit them with a baseball bat. After repeated hits
I'm sure he would change his mind about how zany and wacky
violence can be. Then I would smash his skull open.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:16 [#00553287]
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well, there's another movie!


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:17 [#00553288]
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in the meantime he already killed you...
What about 'plan B'?

if he likes to do this - why not just let him?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 04:19 [#00553290]
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Oh come on Bill, where's your sense of fun?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 04:20 [#00553292]
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The whole show is just one big homoerotic gangbang anyway.
Why don't they all just strip off and do what they've been
dying to do for years?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:21 [#00553294]
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please keep your fantasies under control bill


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:21 [#00553295]
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wowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
homoerotic gangbang ????
we're talking about the same jackass right????


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 04:22 [#00553297]
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It's oviously a show designed for latent homosexuals.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:28 [#00553307]
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sure, whatever bill

you seem to be very good at saying stuff sucks or is no
good, but instead of giving decent arguments you compare it
to something completely different, it really doesn't make
any sense imo


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:31 [#00553313]
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i mean, aren't homosexuals soft weenies and pussy's?
i don't think they would attack eachother with a baseball
bat

but maybe you're more 'into' this subject..


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 04:36 [#00553327]
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"yo stevo dude, that electrode on my nipple like totally
hurt. Dude, don't hurt my ass with that big bat! Owww. Dude,
that was like too much"

- actual jackass footage


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:39 [#00553331]
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My God Bill you sure are comparing apples with peaches. You
don't HAVE to like it but there's no reason grounding it
this right???

Morton is badmouthing too


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:44 [#00553343]
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ever heard of sarcasm? (well you're bill_hicks, so no doubt
there)

i don't think real gays would act like that on tv, but then
again i can't be sure


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:45 [#00553346]
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?


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:48 [#00553352]
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yeah! soft weenies??

i often don't like their behaviour that's ...true.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 04:50 [#00553355]
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I don't see many girls hanging around. Boys only club is it?


 

offline xceque on 2003-02-13 04:55 [#00553360]
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My dream is that the people who make the show do something
so stupid that it kills them, and maybe their mothers too,
and maybe they'll fucking stop. I hate Jackass with such a
passion words aren't enough.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-13 04:58 [#00553367]
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Idiot is completely different from gay! Men are idiots!

haha i'm an idiot!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 04:58 [#00553368]
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you really talk crap bill, you're actually saying they're
gay 'cause in the tv-show that they make there aren't many
girls?

many people would be homosexual in that case

(why do i even bother discussing this?)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-13 05:01 [#00553373]
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There are girls in it anyway. See the Christmas Special and
the one where that girl is sick in the park. Oh and that
snowboarder who laughs at the size of steve-o's tool.

Absolutely all sailors who work on submarines must be
gay because women aren't allowed on submarines.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 05:06 [#00553378]
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I thought the fact that all sailors were all raging homos
was taken as given?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-13 05:06 [#00553381]
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i think that should have been replied to bill :)
he said that "aren't much girls -> boys
club"->so-they-are-gay stuff

Absolutely all sailors who work on submarines must be gay
because women aren't allowed on submarines


haha great, you perfectly gave a bill_hicks kind of argument
there


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-13 05:16 [#00553391]
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Yes, including my brother and his girlfriend (both of whom
are sailors).

Seriously though, my brother only knows one gay in the navy.
They tend to get a bit of a kicking and leave by all
accounts...

Morton: Yes that was a follow up to Bill.

Still Jackass's "stars" to seem to be especially fond of
male nudity. Perhaps their motives are more than just
humour?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 05:18 [#00553395]
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Yes, the armed forces are hardly the most progressive
institution.


 

offline slint on 2003-02-13 05:21 [#00553398]
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did you know that the jackass theme is a minutemen song call
corona?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-13 05:23 [#00553399]
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I don't know, the navy lets women fight on ships on the
front line... more than can be said for the army.

All the naval women I've met seem to be quite cynical and
think all men are utter bastards. Perhaps it's the sort of
men in the navy or perhaps it's just that they get to see
what men are really like, living in such close quarters to
them.

One of the guys I knew used to be quite quiet and polite,
but he's a mouthy fucker now he's a commando. Still a nice
guy though.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 05:43 [#00553425]
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Nice, he's just a trained killer. (j/k)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-13 05:46 [#00553430]
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Big bastard too. Makes Arnie look like a little kid. I pity
the kids that bullied him in school...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 05:50 [#00553438]
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Whether these guys are latent homosexuals or not is
incidental anyway and I'm sorry I brought it up. My main
point is about the show and its content as opposed to the
actors' sexuality. I just hate the mentality of the people
who take part in and enjoy watching the show. But I think
the closet homo point is still valid.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 05:54 [#00553443]
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Is that why he joined up?

BTW, did you know that 1/4 of all homeless people were in
the armed forces?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-13 05:57 [#00553446]
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There's a bit of a joke that him getting picked on is what
made him join up, but we'd never say it to his face...

Yes, I had heard that before. Did you see that program
Civvies a few years ago? It was about ex-army ratings unable
to deal with life outside as they had to make their own
decisions. Our new manager is ex-RAF and doesn't have a
clue. He thinks people will just do things without question
no matter how stupid they sound...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 06:05 [#00553450]
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"i mean, aren't homosexuals soft weenies and pussy's?"

Are you taking the fucking piss?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-02-13 06:22 [#00553466]
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Homophobia is the sign of a small, if not non existant,
mind.

I wish people would stop moaning about Jackass. No-one is
forcing you to watch it or copy what they're doing. I could
understand if you had lost a loved one in a Jackass copycat
incident but I very much doubt that's the case of anyone one
here. They're just a bunch of guys (maybe idiots - but I
wouldn't like to judge) would enjoy pissing around and
giving each other pain. It's very lighthearted and having
seen an interview of Mr.Knoxville he comes across as a very
normal kind of guy who seems unphased by all the hype around
him, which is more than you can say for most of the
overnight celebs that produced by the mass media.
Don't be so fucking anal (no offense intended)!

Just my 5Euros...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 06:33 [#00553478]
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I know there is a distinct level of sarcasm and humor in
this topic but not all gays are screaming queens like Graham
Norton. Get past TV 'education'. Most of the time you meet a
gay you won't know he is gay. I hate the line 'backs to the
walls' when a femmy boi is kicking around as he is more
likely to want you to fuck him. But don't flatter yourself
because he is prolly not even gonna want to touch you and
already has a boyfriend built like a brick shithouse with a
cock you can only dream of having who will be quite happy to
kick the shit out of you.

Anyone who thinks a feministic gay is soft has never seen
one upset. It's scary as hell. Very dangerous.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 06:39 [#00553485]
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I thought that butch/queen gay couple was a stereotype
perpetuated by a homophobic media?

So which stereoyptes are homophobic and which aren't? I
wanna get this right as I pride myself on being PC.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 06:48 [#00553500]
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Butch/queen is a term I have never heard used among my gay
friends. They normally go be submissive and dominant and
this can apply to a female/male male/male or any
relationship. It's not a gay thing and just depends who
likes to be in control in the bedroom. But there is no law
really, it's not always the case and the sexual position can
just be an on the spur of the moment thing. It's not really
spoken of but you can pick it up when you are used to
hanging with homosexuals.

You can see a guy, slender, well spoken and girly looking
but if he gets you in bed he can turn out not to be so
submissive there. I don't really know how to describe this.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 06:53 [#00553507]
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But do macho guys like femmy boys as you call them and vice
versa?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 06:56 [#00553511]
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If you are in bed with a female you know where you're at, I
guess with two guys you would have more options as to who
will be penetrated. It all boils down to this I guess but
there is no standard role you must confirm too. A girl could
be dom to a guy for example. I hate the stereotypes as they
are normally from the 'public display' sort. I don't like
public displays of affection from anyone. I feel sick when a
guy and a girl are tonguing it close to me on a bus and
would feel the same if two guys where doing it. It's
uncomfortable.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-13 06:57 [#00553513]
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Yep, but it's not a rule. It just works out like that
sometimes.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-13 06:59 [#00553517]
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OK. Thanks for filling me in Spikee Dragon - ooh-sailor.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-13 07:00 [#00553519]
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So, Johnny knoxville is a really nice down to earth guy? OK,
then I take it all back. What was I thinking? He's a nice
guy, so let him create his mind-numbingly banal
sado-masochistic homages to Frankie's "relax" video. Never
mind the fact that there have been thousands of serious
injuries (including deaths) sustained by fans of this show
copying their oh so zany stunts. Forget the fact it is
possibly the lowest that television has ever reached in
terms of entertainment. Forget the fact that these
brain-dead tossers are having sell-out arena tours
reproducing their off-the wall antics and people like YOU
are buying the tickets. Forget all that. Because he's a nice
guy.

ps - I don't think I have said anything homophobic, I have
merely stated that the show's content is homoerotic.


 


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