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Homoerotic? So were the Nazis and we know how that all ended - yes, in spilt milk - ooooh. |
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That was a follow up to tonyfish, by the bubbble. |
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I heard one guy say 'Hello Sailor' once. If you say shit like that you are broadcasting the fact you are gay and quite possibly slutty but not all gays are like this. It's like a girl flashing her tits in a pub, she is gonna go around a lot and broadcast sex. It boils down to the fact you can't tell if a guy is gay so you are only going to notice the 'screamers' like Norton. Some of the best friends I have are gay and never go around shouting 'Ooo, get her!' and shit like that. |
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"I don't think I have said anything homophobic, I have merely stated that the show's content is homoerotic." Don't worry Bill, I didn't think you did but i'm just making sure others know as i've seen some shocking things said on this MB about homosexuality. Some people just need educating and it never hurts to do so. |
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Shocking the way this thread has changed direction... I can't really comment on gay people, since I think I've only met one in my entire life. She was a postman. |
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Never mind the fact that there have been thousands of serious injuries (including deaths) sustained by fans of this show copying their oh so zany stunts. They do that themselves, no use of blaming johnny knoxville or others. People are responsible for their own actions. You also want to blame all stuntmen in actionmovies for people imitating them? If people like it, just let them. Not everyone likes the same things you like bill. What do you think is funny then? Benny Hill or something... |
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I know mate. I'm just using stereotypes. While I haven't had any gay friends, I know they aren't all Norton-clones. I mean, Norton and his ilk just trade off being camp gays. Its a friendly representation of the gay community that straight society likes and feels comfortable with. |
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Yeah you are right, thats my fault again. -.- |
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Hey no fault of yours man, your voice is a valued opinion here I think. |
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jackass: the movie, had an awesome opening scene. I didn't go expecting much, but, I laughed pretty consistently throughout the whole flick. they're idiots, they admit that openly. that's part (if not all) of the joke (hence the name of the movie). if you don't find it funny just don't watch it. it's pretty easy to ignore really. - sorry for un-hijacking the thread. - continue |
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The programme is watched predominately by 11-17 year old boys, I think it would be safe to assume. Now these boys can't say stuff like "hey, let's fire a bunjee rope into the hoover dam and then jump off of it like I saw in the james bond film" but they can say things like "lets skateboard over that cliff wearing just my underpants." Do you see the difference? Kids don't generally copy film stunts because they can't copy film stunts. That is why these twats are dangerous. anybody can attempt to copy them with often fatal consequences. Normally I would say "good, another idiot dead" but for the sake of an argument i will say "it's a disgrace". there are several comdians and comedies i enjoy and I can think of one i particularly like. |
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Perhaps, but as Morton says it's not the show's fault. You can't ban every show that might be copied by some kid. Ok let's ban the spiderman cartoons 'cause someone might try and climb out of his/her bedroom window on the 5th floor. Don't you see the absurdity there? I agree that Jackass is mind-numbingly pointless but it isn't their fault. I you want to rant about it, rant about the television companies that permit such shows to be aired. Moan about the plumeting quality of TV shows and movies. Rant about the 'morons' who actually watch and pay good money to see this stuff because they're the real culprits. Take them out of the equation and there is no Jackass. And as for Jackass being th worse thing to have been broadcast, that's laughable. Just switch on the TV in the UK. The simple fact of the matter is that other than the odd documentary and the news (which I don't watch anymore after they placed an article about that fucking turd prince william's gap year BEFORE a piece about some poor 5 year black kid being beaten to death) there is simply NOTHING |
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worth watching on TV nowadays... |
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and I disagree about the bond/jackass difference. People have brains they can evaluate risk and the rest is up to them. |
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I'd watch jackass ten times in a row before I watched ms. congeniality once. or the majority of shitcan cookie cutter crap that hollywood poos out. |
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Do you like Victor Lewis Smith? [He did TV offal and such] I love that guys humour. one of my favs. |
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I bet you would. You probably do. |
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He's a bit hit and miss. Sometimes his stuff is amusing and other times it is just offensive for the sake of it and not at all funny. |
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hahah. why become abrasive? |
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Yeah, like when he had a go at Linda McCartney's singing and just after she had died? That was real bad but yeah, sometimes he has me on the floor laughing. |
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That was the thing that was sticking in my mind. |
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no reason. How crap is cookie cutter crap and more importantly why is a cookie cutter crap in the first place? Surely if it cuts cookies it can't be crap? |
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fuck linda with a big vegy sausage. hopalongs probably more of a go-er anyway. |
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I really like Jackass/CKY and those movies. I also like Crusty demons of dust and the Slednecks movies, to name a few. Me and my mates usually start a good party by drinking beer and laughing at steve-o, bam, knoxville and the rest. It's great fun and when you're drunk you're in the right mood! |
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That's very true. Good point Bill. |
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ive seen 'Jack-Ass The Movie' a month ago ,.. great movie .. :) |
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im going to the cinema this sunday w/ some friends think ill rush to the back of the room so noone can shave my hair off while im watching ;) |
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Jackass and Trigger Happy TV aren't necessarily brilliant ( jackass way less intellgent than trigger happy anyway) both shows are way better then most of what's on TV. ( minus the select educational ch's) |
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Exactly. And while a lot of other shows on TV are full of idiots and crap, at least jackass doesn't pretend to be serious. I'm talking about docutainment. Ricki Lake / Springer / Big brother and all that sort of shite. I like it raw. |
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the next big reality TV show will be bill hicks in a locked room with the 3 stooges for an hour a week. |
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I think there is a descent argument that shows like friends and whatever else fake reality shit is on TV right now are more dangerous than jackass and the like. because shows like that are equally assinine, but, they portray that type of life as perfectly rational. so, what we end up with is an entire generation of children growing up thinking that they are going to get to have sex with a different absolutely beautiful woman/guy every week. all problems are solvable in a day or two, and all have a clear cut moral. when these kids grow up and see that life is not all that rosey, and that things are much more complicated they essentially have an identity crisis. their percieved reality doesn't match what's happening to/around them. like magiker said, at least in jackass they fully admit that what they are doing is retarded. |
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agreed. |
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jackass is awsome, cky is better, same stuff with alot of the same people doing alot more stuff too. jackass and such is pure hilarity. |
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whoever tries to reinact any of jackass and they get hurt is ok i guess, but anyone who blames it on that is simply stupid and deserves whatever anguish they get. |
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jackass can be funny as hell, i don't like all of it and it can get a bit gay. CKY is crazy tho'... its on another level. I'm gonna see the movie when it comes out, but I think after that jackass is gonna be officially OVER |
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jackass the movie was awsome. |
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are you being served is funnier and less offensive |
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agreed! saw it yesterday and had a good laugh :) ...but oh the horror, this morning i went to work and saw a bunch of 11-17 year old kids hitting eachother with baseball bats while driving in shoppingcars... ...they should not have been allowed to see that movie! They should have sticked to the murder and drama on the 8 o'clock news! |
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You're all correct. Comedy is objective and if people enjoy watching lots of semi clad guys inflicting pain on each other in a rather camp fashion then who am I to comment. |
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*shakes bill's hand* i'm glad to hear we agree on that point |
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comedy can be so many different things to people, why the hell would you care anyways, if you dont like it, dont fucking watch it. |
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Hey Bill, did you see that wedding programme on ITV last night? Classic programming. |
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make sure you don't miss 'america's funniest home videos' this week bill that Bob Saget is one hell of a funny guy hilarious |
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It never ceases to amaze me how much people will prostitute themselves in the off chance they might get a bit part on Ri:se tv and maybe a record deal. The worst thing is, although I never saw it, I bet all the guys said yes. If my bird took me on television to propose to me then I would know categorically she was not the woman to marry. |
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Yes, I've decided if a woman ever takes me on TV I will dump her immediately afterwards. The people on shows like popstars are so repulsive. It'd like to take a sledge hammer and cave in every single one of their painted on smiles. Perhaps I'd get a record deal then... |
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Oh Bill, you missed a real treat. ALL the blokes said 'yes'. In fact, the last guy said in a voice that bterayed his real intentions. He said "This isn't the right time...I should be asking YOU". For a moment you thought he was gonna say no, but he said yes. It was a truly beautiful moment and made for great television. And the use of music was very good; nice epic ballads from Celine Dion, Mariah etc. |
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I am truly sorry I missed it and I sure it was one of those "where were you when you saw.." moments. Anyway, I wish all the contestants all the best and I hope that they make a reality series out of it. They could visit all the contestants, seeing how they are all getting on in their marriages. And maybe we could have a weekly vote about who we think should get divorced first or who should try for children first. And the couple that stay married the longest could win a fucking speedboat. |
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Slouzberry stouvre for keykey. |
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and the snozberries taste like snozberries!!! |
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i'm really too sane for this board... :( |
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