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I really can't understand the popularity of this fucking awful show. All these no-brain twats pulling their nipples with barbed wire while on a shopping trolley or some shit like that. Where is the enjoyment in that? Idiots. You know what would make a good jackass show?One where all those retards put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. Now that would make a good show. I would watch that. |
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you could... probably just a one time... how sad!!! but yes, they ARE idiots! that's what make them cool -I thought I was an idiot - heheh |
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If you hate this, you should see the British equivilent which was on MTV last night.... may just make you go up to the clock tower with a rifle, bill. |
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It's humour dammit! Either you watch or you don't. |
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that's the stuff!!! |
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your avatars are very alike |
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i'll go and see it tomorrow |
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TOMORROW???????? you are wrong! |
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eh.. you're right this evening i mean :\ |
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I would like to get one of those knobends(stevo?) and repeatedly hit them with a baseball bat. After repeated hits I'm sure he would change his mind about how zany and wacky violence can be. Then I would smash his skull open. |
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well, there's another movie! |
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in the meantime he already killed you... What about 'plan B'? if he likes to do this - why not just let him? |
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Oh come on Bill, where's your sense of fun? |
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The whole show is just one big homoerotic gangbang anyway. Why don't they all just strip off and do what they've been dying to do for years? |
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please keep your fantasies under control bill |
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wowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! homoerotic gangbang ???? we're talking about the same jackass right???? |
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It's oviously a show designed for latent homosexuals. |
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sure, whatever bill you seem to be very good at saying stuff sucks or is no good, but instead of giving decent arguments you compare it to something completely different, it really doesn't make any sense imo |
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i mean, aren't homosexuals soft weenies and pussy's? i don't think they would attack eachother with a baseball bat but maybe you're more 'into' this subject.. |
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"yo stevo dude, that electrode on my nipple like totally hurt. Dude, don't hurt my ass with that big bat! Owww. Dude, that was like too much" - actual jackass footage |
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My God Bill you sure are comparing apples with peaches. You don't HAVE to like it but there's no reason grounding it this right??? Morton is badmouthing too |
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ever heard of sarcasm? (well you're bill_hicks, so no doubt there) i don't think real gays would act like that on tv, but then again i can't be sure |
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? |
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yeah! soft weenies?? i often don't like their behaviour that's ...true. |
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I don't see many girls hanging around. Boys only club is it? |
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My dream is that the people who make the show do something so stupid that it kills them, and maybe their mothers too, and maybe they'll fucking stop. I hate Jackass with such a passion words aren't enough. |
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Idiot is completely different from gay! Men are idiots! haha i'm an idiot! |
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you really talk crap bill, you're actually saying they're gay 'cause in the tv-show that they make there aren't many girls? many people would be homosexual in that case (why do i even bother discussing this?) |
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There are girls in it anyway. See the Christmas Special and the one where that girl is sick in the park. Oh and that snowboarder who laughs at the size of steve-o's tool. Absolutely all sailors who work on submarines must be gay because women aren't allowed on submarines. |
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I thought the fact that all sailors were all raging homos was taken as given? |
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i think that should have been replied to bill :) he said that "aren't much girls -> boys club"->so-they-are-gay stuff Absolutely all sailors who work on submarines must be gay because women aren't allowed on submarines haha great, you perfectly gave a bill_hicks kind of argument there |
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Yes, including my brother and his girlfriend (both of whom are sailors). Seriously though, my brother only knows one gay in the navy. They tend to get a bit of a kicking and leave by all accounts... Morton: Yes that was a follow up to Bill. Still Jackass's "stars" to seem to be especially fond of male nudity. Perhaps their motives are more than just humour? |
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Yes, the armed forces are hardly the most progressive institution. |
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did you know that the jackass theme is a minutemen song call corona? |
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I don't know, the navy lets women fight on ships on the front line... more than can be said for the army. All the naval women I've met seem to be quite cynical and think all men are utter bastards. Perhaps it's the sort of men in the navy or perhaps it's just that they get to see what men are really like, living in such close quarters to them. One of the guys I knew used to be quite quiet and polite, but he's a mouthy fucker now he's a commando. Still a nice guy though. |
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Nice, he's just a trained killer. (j/k) |
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Big bastard too. Makes Arnie look like a little kid. I pity the kids that bullied him in school... |
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Whether these guys are latent homosexuals or not is incidental anyway and I'm sorry I brought it up. My main point is about the show and its content as opposed to the actors' sexuality. I just hate the mentality of the people who take part in and enjoy watching the show. But I think the closet homo point is still valid. |
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Is that why he joined up? BTW, did you know that 1/4 of all homeless people were in the armed forces? |
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There's a bit of a joke that him getting picked on is what made him join up, but we'd never say it to his face... Yes, I had heard that before. Did you see that program Civvies a few years ago? It was about ex-army ratings unable to deal with life outside as they had to make their own decisions. Our new manager is ex-RAF and doesn't have a clue. He thinks people will just do things without question no matter how stupid they sound... |
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"i mean, aren't homosexuals soft weenies and pussy's?" Are you taking the fucking piss? |
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Homophobia is the sign of a small, if not non existant, mind. I wish people would stop moaning about Jackass. No-one is forcing you to watch it or copy what they're doing. I could understand if you had lost a loved one in a Jackass copycat incident but I very much doubt that's the case of anyone one here. They're just a bunch of guys (maybe idiots - but I wouldn't like to judge) would enjoy pissing around and giving each other pain. It's very lighthearted and having seen an interview of Mr.Knoxville he comes across as a very normal kind of guy who seems unphased by all the hype around him, which is more than you can say for most of the overnight celebs that produced by the mass media. Don't be so fucking anal (no offense intended)! Just my 5Euros... |
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I know there is a distinct level of sarcasm and humor in this topic but not all gays are screaming queens like Graham Norton. Get past TV 'education'. Most of the time you meet a gay you won't know he is gay. I hate the line 'backs to the walls' when a femmy boi is kicking around as he is more likely to want you to fuck him. But don't flatter yourself because he is prolly not even gonna want to touch you and already has a boyfriend built like a brick shithouse with a cock you can only dream of having who will be quite happy to kick the shit out of you. Anyone who thinks a feministic gay is soft has never seen one upset. It's scary as hell. Very dangerous. |
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I thought that butch/queen gay couple was a stereotype perpetuated by a homophobic media? So which stereoyptes are homophobic and which aren't? I wanna get this right as I pride myself on being PC. |
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Butch/queen is a term I have never heard used among my gay friends. They normally go be submissive and dominant and this can apply to a female/male male/male or any relationship. It's not a gay thing and just depends who likes to be in control in the bedroom. But there is no law really, it's not always the case and the sexual position can just be an on the spur of the moment thing. It's not really spoken of but you can pick it up when you are used to hanging with homosexuals. You can see a guy, slender, well spoken and girly looking but if he gets you in bed he can turn out not to be so submissive there. I don't really know how to describe this. |
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But do macho guys like femmy boys as you call them and vice versa? |
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If you are in bed with a female you know where you're at, I guess with two guys you would have more options as to who will be penetrated. It all boils down to this I guess but there is no standard role you must confirm too. A girl could be dom to a guy for example. I hate the stereotypes as they are normally from the 'public display' sort. I don't like public displays of affection from anyone. I feel sick when a guy and a girl are tonguing it close to me on a bus and would feel the same if two guys where doing it. It's uncomfortable. |
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Yep, but it's not a rule. It just works out like that sometimes. |
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OK. Thanks for filling me in Spikee Dragon - ooh-sailor. |
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So, Johnny knoxville is a really nice down to earth guy? OK, then I take it all back. What was I thinking? He's a nice guy, so let him create his mind-numbingly banal sado-masochistic homages to Frankie's "relax" video. Never mind the fact that there have been thousands of serious injuries (including deaths) sustained by fans of this show copying their oh so zany stunts. Forget the fact it is possibly the lowest that television has ever reached in terms of entertainment. Forget the fact that these brain-dead tossers are having sell-out arena tours reproducing their off-the wall antics and people like YOU are buying the tickets. Forget all that. Because he's a nice guy. ps - I don't think I have said anything homophobic, I have merely stated that the show's content is homoerotic. |
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