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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:33 [#00546997]
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yes guys, this is IT! =)

click here


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-02-08 18:35 [#00547001]
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I'd say one out of every hmm.. 5 girls know what they're
doing in that department.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 18:37 [#00547004]
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what a great comment..

"This book is a truly difficult read. You really have to
force yourself to turn the pages. It has some useful
information but is extremely boring and mechanical. I read
both this book and "Going Down guide to Oral Sex" and found
the latter to be so much easier and more fun to read. I
recommend you try that one first, or search for another book
on the subject."


getting snobbish on a sex-help-guide.. :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 18:37 [#00547005]
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or maybe you should get this for your self, which
would in turn be a gift for her...

and i can't imagine these things being more than 10 pages
long, you know? how much is there to learn?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 18:38 [#00547006]
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what were you looking for anyway..?


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-02-08 18:40 [#00547008]
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Chapter 10: Cupping and Tickling the Balls


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-02-08 18:40 [#00547010]
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or just treat yourself and buy this


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2003-02-08 18:40 [#00547011]
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that's a classic


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-08 18:42 [#00547013]
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I'd prefer a "Dannii Minogue" single but there you go


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 18:42 [#00547014]
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oo-er missus!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 18:42 [#00547015]
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hahaha, dude, sweet.

once i was on the phone with my girlfriend and... uh...
never mind :x


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:44 [#00547018]
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"In his own words, my boyfriend "has never been happier
in his whole life!" He never knew how awesome his orgasms
coud be, and niehter did I. Now I can't wait to go down on
him, so I can watch him squirm and moan in ecstacy"
This book has brought our whole relationship to a new
level.


man i need a girlfriend



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 18:45 [#00547021]
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me too man :/

she's my ex girlfriend now

my friends say i'm hot, but the ladies never touch me/why
carry around a condom when i feel so fuckin ugly :/


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 18:48 [#00547025]
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btw, thats an original thing i wrote...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:49 [#00547027]
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titsworth: or THIS

"Before reading this book my experiences were painful and
unpleasant. Now they are filled with utter exstacy.

Prior to reading this book small object were a struggle to
insert, now my man can go what seems to be elbow deep.

I definately give this book two thumbs up, but I won't say
where. Hee hee."


OMG

:s

:O

=[


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 18:53 [#00547031]
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"Used & new from $10.00"

thats one book you don't want to buy second hand.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 18:54 [#00547032]
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CAUSE THERE'D BE SEMEN ALL OVER IT


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:55 [#00547033]
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qrter: you are right about that :)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:56 [#00547034]
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semen and shitty smelly fingerprints


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 18:59 [#00547037]
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a pleased customer of The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio ;)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 19:01 [#00547040]
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oh dear.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2003-02-08 19:01 [#00547041]
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nice


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 19:02 [#00547043]
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thats nasty dude
what the fuck


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:03 [#00547044]
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lol!


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-02-08 19:21 [#00547061]
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eeww.. uncut too


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 19:22 [#00547062]
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shut the fuck up dude

NOTHING wrong with being uncircumsized

IT'S THE WAY GOD MAKES EVERYONE


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-02-08 19:27 [#00547064]
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hahaha thats funny shit

circumsized looks cleaner =)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 19:28 [#00547066]
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it's a myth god dammit

it feels better with it


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:33 [#00547070]
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yeah, it's a 100% pure penis. not 80% circumsized "john
wayne bobbit" style. eewww.

girls have more meat to play with when you are uncircumsized
so shut up :Þ ..and it's just as clean as an circumsized.
ever heard of soap?

it's the way god intended it!¨

amen


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-08 19:35 [#00547071]
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oh my that man is hurting the poor woman.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:40 [#00547082]
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he was forced to save her. she was starving to death. or
maybe she just likes sucking cock? all girls do :>


 

offline USACID from Death Valley (Zambia) on 2003-02-08 19:43 [#00547086]
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how about a nice Donkey punch, jelly doughnut, or a hot
lunch :x


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-08 19:45 [#00547089]
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What a delicious sounding collection of snacks!

*Goes to fridge to whip up some 'donkey-punch*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-08 19:57 [#00547094]
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is that where you keep your dick..?


 

offline USACID from Death Valley (Zambia) on 2003-02-09 16:29 [#00548054]
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dumbass do u know what they are?


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 17:14 [#00548101]
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yeah... give her a book on oral sex..... make it a chore.

i'd slap my BF silly if he gave me that book.... then i'd
sit on his face. :P


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-09 17:28 [#00548110]
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lol thanksomuch

what if he gave you a book that involved oral sex in
general, both for men & women?


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 17:30 [#00548112]
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you calling my gay!?

i don't need a damn book to know what i am doing and nor
does he.


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 17:32 [#00548113]
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umm, i was kidding on the gay comment, i meant to put a
"j/k" there...

i think women are much prettier nekkid, but i am strictly
dickly.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-09 17:32 [#00548114]
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well that's what you think ;)


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 17:34 [#00548115]
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heh, been there done that.

who the fuck wants to be in a relationship where both
"partners" PMS!? fuck the bullshit, dude. girls are hot, but
who needs that shit?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-02-09 18:04 [#00548133]
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both on the rag is pretty gross


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 19:36 [#00548214]
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no bones about it. (hardy har, get it.. "bones" hardy
har...)


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-02-09 20:00 [#00548239]
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this is a pretty classy thread. *sighs and leaves*


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 20:38 [#00548272]
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that's a nice avatar, Lust....


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-02-09 22:26 [#00548337]
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perfect gift for your gfs is cleaning up the house and
cooking and laundrying while she is at school, then have the
bong and a meal ready when she comes home.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-02-09 22:27 [#00548338]
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yaeh, that's among my fav avatars here.


 


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