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yes guys, this is IT! =) |
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I'd say one out of every hmm.. 5 girls know what they're doing in that department. |
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what a great comment.. "This book is a truly difficult read. You really have to force yourself to turn the pages. It has some useful information but is extremely boring and mechanical. I read both this book and "Going Down guide to Oral Sex" and found the latter to be so much easier and more fun to read. I recommend you try that one first, or search for another book on the subject." getting snobbish on a sex-help-guide.. :) |
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or maybe you should get for your self, which would in turn be a gift for her... and i can't imagine these things being more than 10 pages long, you know? how much is there to learn? |
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what were you looking for anyway..? |
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Chapter 10: Cupping and Tickling the Balls |
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that's a classic |
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I'd prefer a "Dannii Minogue" single but there you go |
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oo-er missus!! |
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hahaha, dude, sweet. once i was on the phone with my girlfriend and... uh... never mind :x |
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"In his own words, my boyfriend "has never been happier in his whole life!" He never knew how awesome his orgasms coud be, and niehter did I. Now I can't wait to go down on him, so I can watch him squirm and moan in ecstacy" This book has brought our whole relationship to a new level. man i need a girlfriend |
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me too man :/ she's my ex girlfriend now my friends say i'm hot, but the ladies never touch me/why carry around a condom when i feel so fuckin ugly :/ |
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btw, thats an original thing i wrote... |
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titsworth: or "Before reading this book my experiences were painful and unpleasant. Now they are filled with utter exstacy. Prior to reading this book small object were a struggle to insert, now my man can go what seems to be elbow deep. I definately give this book two thumbs up, but I won't say where. Hee hee." OMG :s :O =[ |
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"Used & new from $10.00" thats one book you don't want to buy second hand. |
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CAUSE THERE'D BE SEMEN ALL OVER IT |
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qrter: you are right about that :) |
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semen and shitty smelly fingerprints |
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;) |
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oh dear. |
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nice |
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thats nasty dude what the fuck |
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lol! |
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eeww.. uncut too |
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shut the fuck up dude NOTHING wrong with being uncircumsized IT'S THE WAY GOD MAKES EVERYONE |
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hahaha thats funny shit circumsized looks cleaner =) |
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it's a myth god dammit it feels better with it |
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yeah, it's a 100% pure penis. not 80% circumsized "john wayne bobbit" style. eewww. girls have more meat to play with when you are uncircumsized so shut up :Þ ..and it's just as clean as an circumsized. ever heard of soap? it's the way god intended it!¨ amen |
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oh my that man is hurting the poor woman. |
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he was forced to save her. she was starving to death. or maybe she just likes sucking cock? all girls do :> |
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how about a nice Donkey punch, jelly doughnut, or a hot lunch :x |
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What a delicious sounding collection of snacks! *Goes to fridge to whip up some 'donkey-punch* |
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is that where you keep your dick..? |
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dumbass do u know what they are? |
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yeah... give her a book on oral sex..... make it a chore. i'd slap my BF silly if he gave me that book.... then i'd sit on his face. :P |
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lol thanksomuch what if he gave you a book that involved oral sex in general, both for men & women? |
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you calling my gay!? i don't need a damn book to know what i am doing and nor does he. |
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umm, i was kidding on the gay comment, i meant to put a "j/k" there... i think women are much prettier nekkid, but i am strictly dickly. |
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well that's what you think ;) |
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heh, been there done that. who the fuck wants to be in a relationship where both "partners" PMS!? fuck the bullshit, dude. girls are hot, but who needs that shit? |
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both on the rag is pretty gross |
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no bones about it. (hardy har, get it.. "bones" hardy har...) |
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this is a pretty classy thread. *sighs and leaves* |
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that's a nice avatar, Lust.... |
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perfect gift for your gfs is cleaning up the house and cooking and laundrying while she is at school, then have the bong and a meal ready when she comes home. |
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yaeh, that's among my fav avatars here. |
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