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i´m shagging my boss!
 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 04:38 [#00489991]
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well, she´s my boss over christmas while the head honchos
are pulling crackers in their villas on the med.

We got together at the christmas party believe it or not and
she fucking loves weird experimental shit and rephlex and
warp! We basically got chattin after the christmas dinner
when the rest of the office plebs were dancin to Abba by the
crappy DJ the company got!

So we bumped into each other in th ebar and never went back
into Main Hall. We talked for 3 hours, i walked her home and
are bascially seeing each other... we wne tto DMX Krew on
Sat and watched the latest Woody Allen film she downloaded
from the states in bed the next evening.............UN
FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!! plus she´s from Luxemborg, looks a
little like Bjork and does Capolara.. that brazilian martial
art....... I AM SO LUCKY I DESERVE TO DIE!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-24 04:44 [#00490003]
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sweet


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-24 04:49 [#00490016]
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That sounds nice Keyman, but quite a contrast with the title
'I'm Shagging My Boss'. Read some Shakepeare my dear boy and
learn to use a more eloquent turn of phrase. The 'beast with
two backs' maybe?


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-24 04:54 [#00490023]
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lucky you! hope it will last... :)

(+ lol jonesy)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 04:57 [#00490027]
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ah, but i need to grab attention and ye olde vernacular
don´t really cut it in this busieness. Besdies, I know I
respect her and if she saw this she wouldn´t take
offence...
i coulda said
"Making lurve to my Manager"
"Sex with superiors"
"Forniacation by the photocopier"


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-12-24 04:57 [#00490028]
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* capoera

Thats great Kefumbler! She sounds great =)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-24 05:08 [#00490043]
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I was just kidding mate. I know us more refined types have
to pander to the lowest common denominator lads on this
board.

Well, I'm off. Merry Xmas everybody.


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-24 05:12 [#00490048]
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"fornication by the photocopier"... good one.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 05:17 [#00490055]
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cheers lads..........

she just came into the office and i daren´t touch her cos
we´re keeping it under the cover, so to speak......

talk about titalation!



 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-12-24 05:19 [#00490057]
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yeah that sounds tooo great to be true.


 

offline Gubb on 2002-12-24 05:30 [#00490069]
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did you post a thread about your boss hitting on you a while
back?? anyways, someone did and i told them to shagg the
boss so this might actually be all because of my good
advice. :)
listen to me and everything becomes much better!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 05:36 [#00490077]
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wasn´t me, Madam Gubb!

funny cos i never really talked to this girl Veronique, till
the chrimbo party.. although i always saw her and smiled. It
was the music that i had playing in the offcie that grabbed
her attention. she didn´t grab mine cos she wears glasses
that hide her eyes and i need eye contact to be aware of
pretty ladies....




 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 08:40 [#00490208]
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Aw you're insane. Girls who wear glasses make me blow my
load.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 08:43 [#00490210]
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yeah, nerd chicks rock


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-24 08:58 [#00490220]
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'Maybe she's on this board too?

*evil grin*


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-12-24 09:04 [#00490221]
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agreed


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 09:37 [#00490255]
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i work in an optical shop.

oh man, when the cuties come in and we fit them with
dorky/sexy glasses, it's great

my girl wears 'em too

sexy sexy


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2002-12-24 09:49 [#00490273]
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did somebody say sexy specs?


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 09:53 [#00490275]
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geeky glasses girls in super sexy specs


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-24 09:56 [#00490278]
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Heh neetta looks hot too with those glasses :)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 09:58 [#00490279]
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agreed


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 10:08 [#00490282]
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in fact, a girl came in yesterday, she was ~20

a firefighter / emt, she was so pretty

we got her fit out in some plastic frames that looked great.
Slight nerd with tons of sexy..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 10:16 [#00490289]
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Aw man

If had your job I'd have to strap it down.


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-12-24 11:51 [#00490333]
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im cheating on my girlfriend right now


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 11:55 [#00490335]
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You're supposed to have those thoughts without acting on
them!!!

SHAME!!!

I thought pengwins mated for life...


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-12-24 12:14 [#00490340]
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hah. i love the list of threads right now..

"happy christmas everyone!"
"its my birthday!"
"im shagging my boss!"

agreed on the girls with nerdy glasses matter..
sometimes girls that are only somewhat cute are made ten
times cuter by dorky glasses

i dont know what most guys see in those 'hot' girls who wear
a lot of makeup and spend time on their hair and wear sexy
clothes..

i always seem to like the weird girls who dress as though
they could be librarians


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-12-24 12:18 [#00490343]
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so i guess you lost interest in that french girl?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 12:24 [#00490348]
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"i dont know what most guys see in those 'hot' girls who
wear a lot of makeup and spend time on their hair and wear
sexy clothes.. "


I know, that's such a huge turn off! I think the whole
routine is a great big scam with guys only liking that
because they think they're supposed to like it or else
they're queer. How can you really like that? I don't get
it.



 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-12-24 12:46 [#00490354]
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yeah...let them have each other i say

its good because the majoity of guys will leave the good
nerdy girls alone beause they think theyre weird..

i'm not sure if that increases my chances though.. because
the nerdy girls are usually as socialy awkward as i am..

at least with the normal 'hot' girls.. all you have to do to
meet them is be big, manly and stupid..


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-12-24 13:16 [#00490387]
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The funniest thing about this thread is that the whole time
I thought you said you bumped into her at the 'ebar'. And
I'm like, 'man.. what the fuck is an ebar?' It's been
fucking with my head all morning, but now I get it, it was
just a typo...

hmm.. But yeah man, cool. go for it. Doin' your boss.. rock
out dude.

ps - Your, "Sex with superiors" follow up post was quite
chuckly..



 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 17:55 [#00490601]
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agreed 100% :)

death-penguin: are you serious? that's not fair man, you
should break it off with your current gf then :(


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-24 18:11 [#00490608]
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yeah cheating sucks..
my girlfriend was cheating.. :(

..lost 5 rounds of poker because of that,

why can't she just play fair..
*sigh*
women and mirrors


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-27 04:12 [#00492427]
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here´s the freaky thing! This lady, who, i´m falling for
bigtime, told me that she saw somebody in work before and
promised herself she would not do that again because he
ended up telling her "there is another girl in the office
i´ve actyually fallen in love with.." and so broke upo with
her, started seeing this other gal and they have both since
left. This is freaking me out cos, as yopu may or not know,
i poasted a thread on how i had a crush on a french chick in
the office a few weeks ago. Well, that french girl has gone
home for chrimbo and ... the way things were going, may come
back with a keener interest in yours truly... thus
complicating the whole thing. Ya see i had been throwing the
french honey sserious vibes but she was always really coy
and sort of "we´ll see what happens when i return from
france". So next week, i could have a major heart-wrenching
disastor on my hands...........! Basically i´m commited to
this older chick but i have up to now being all fllrty with
the cuter french gal....What if SHE starts getting all
flirty with me next week? Jesus


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-12-27 04:18 [#00492434]
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When will you post some pics ?!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-27 04:22 [#00492441]
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Oh, man, such a mess. None of this would have happened if
you'd resorted to silent masturbation.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2002-12-27 04:24 [#00492445]
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you're a dead man


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2002-12-27 12:04 [#00492739]
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i want to shag my bosses daughter


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:14 [#00492855]
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Somewhere in november I decided to not hunt or even think
about girls for the rest of the year. It's the 27th, and I
have 4 days left.
Right now I'd shag even my bosses's dog.

ow...

that was a little too much information, wasnt it?


 

offline k_maty on 2003-10-03 18:59 [#00888559]
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BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Nerdy girls/hot librarians are my ultimate fantasy!
Everything on this whole mb coincides with how I feel. I
think we are in the matrix.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2003-10-03 19:16 [#00888579]
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YOU CAN PLAY TEKKEN 3 WITH HER AND SHE CAN BE EDDIE

OR YOU CAN PLAY TEKKEN 4 AND SHE CAN BE CHRISTIE

but seriously, banging your boss sounds like fun

:)


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-10-03 19:20 [#00888585]
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i did this as well, and i ended up quitting after 2 weeks..

unbelievable. not a situation i would recommend to anyone.


 


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