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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 04:38 [#00489991]
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well, she´s my boss over christmas while the head honchos are pulling crackers in their villas on the med.
We got together at the christmas party believe it or not and she fucking loves weird experimental shit and rephlex and warp! We basically got chattin after the christmas dinner when the rest of the office plebs were dancin to Abba by the crappy DJ the company got!
So we bumped into each other in th ebar and never went back into Main Hall. We talked for 3 hours, i walked her home and are bascially seeing each other... we wne tto DMX Krew on Sat and watched the latest Woody Allen film she downloaded from the states in bed the next evening.............UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!! plus she´s from Luxemborg, looks a little like Bjork and does Capolara.. that brazilian martial art....... I AM SO LUCKY I DESERVE TO DIE!
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-12-24 04:44 [#00490003]
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sweet
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-24 04:49 [#00490016]
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That sounds nice Keyman, but quite a contrast with the title 'I'm Shagging My Boss'. Read some Shakepeare my dear boy and learn to use a more eloquent turn of phrase. The 'beast with two backs' maybe?
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uzim
on 2002-12-24 04:54 [#00490023]
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lucky you! hope it will last... :)
(+ lol jonesy)
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 04:57 [#00490027]
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ah, but i need to grab attention and ye olde vernacular don´t really cut it in this busieness. Besdies, I know I respect her and if she saw this she wouldn´t take offence...
i coulda said "Making lurve to my Manager" "Sex with superiors" "Forniacation by the photocopier"
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2002-12-24 04:57 [#00490028]
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* capoera
Thats great Kefumbler! She sounds great =)
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-24 05:08 [#00490043]
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I was just kidding mate. I know us more refined types have to pander to the lowest common denominator lads on this board.
Well, I'm off. Merry Xmas everybody.
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uzim
on 2002-12-24 05:12 [#00490048]
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"fornication by the photocopier"... good one.
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 05:17 [#00490055]
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cheers lads..........
she just came into the office and i daren´t touch her cos we´re keeping it under the cover, so to speak......
talk about titalation!
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-12-24 05:19 [#00490057]
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yeah that sounds tooo great to be true.
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Gubb
on 2002-12-24 05:30 [#00490069]
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did you post a thread about your boss hitting on you a while back?? anyways, someone did and i told them to shagg the boss so this might actually be all because of my good advice. :)
listen to me and everything becomes much better!
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-24 05:36 [#00490077]
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wasn´t me, Madam Gubb!
funny cos i never really talked to this girl Veronique, till the chrimbo party.. although i always saw her and smiled. It was the music that i had playing in the offcie that grabbed her attention. she didn´t grab mine cos she wears glasses that hide her eyes and i need eye contact to be aware of pretty ladies....
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 08:40 [#00490208]
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Aw you're insane. Girls who wear glasses make me blow my load.
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 08:43 [#00490210]
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yeah, nerd chicks rock
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-12-24 08:58 [#00490220]
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'Maybe she's on this board too?
*evil grin*
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-12-24 09:04 [#00490221]
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agreed
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 09:37 [#00490255]
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i work in an optical shop.
oh man, when the cuties come in and we fit them with dorky/sexy glasses, it's great
my girl wears 'em too
sexy sexy
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PigeonSt
from Detroit on 2002-12-24 09:49 [#00490273]
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did somebody say sexy specs?
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 09:53 [#00490275]
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geeky glasses girls in super sexy specs
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-12-24 09:56 [#00490278]
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Heh neetta looks hot too with those glasses :)
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-12-24 09:58 [#00490279]
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agreed
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 10:08 [#00490282]
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in fact, a girl came in yesterday, she was ~20
a firefighter / emt, she was so pretty
we got her fit out in some plastic frames that looked great. Slight nerd with tons of sexy..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 10:16 [#00490289]
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Aw man
If had your job I'd have to strap it down.
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death-pengwin
from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-12-24 11:51 [#00490333]
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im cheating on my girlfriend right now
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 11:55 [#00490335]
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You're supposed to have those thoughts without acting on them!!!
SHAME!!!
I thought pengwins mated for life...
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wayout
from the street of crocodiles on 2002-12-24 12:14 [#00490340]
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hah. i love the list of threads right now..
"happy christmas everyone!" "its my birthday!" "im shagging my boss!"
agreed on the girls with nerdy glasses matter.. sometimes girls that are only somewhat cute are made ten times cuter by dorky glasses
i dont know what most guys see in those 'hot' girls who wear a lot of makeup and spend time on their hair and wear sexy clothes..
i always seem to like the weird girls who dress as though they could be librarians
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-12-24 12:18 [#00490343]
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so i guess you lost interest in that french girl?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-24 12:24 [#00490348]
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"i dont know what most guys see in those 'hot' girls who wear a lot of makeup and spend time on their hair and wear sexy clothes.. "
I know, that's such a huge turn off! I think the whole routine is a great big scam with guys only liking that because they think they're supposed to like it or else they're queer. How can you really like that? I don't get it.
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wayout
from the street of crocodiles on 2002-12-24 12:46 [#00490354]
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yeah...let them have each other i say
its good because the majoity of guys will leave the good nerdy girls alone beause they think theyre weird..
i'm not sure if that increases my chances though.. because the nerdy girls are usually as socialy awkward as i am..
at least with the normal 'hot' girls.. all you have to do to meet them is be big, manly and stupid..
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-12-24 13:16 [#00490387]
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The funniest thing about this thread is that the whole time I thought you said you bumped into her at the 'ebar'. And I'm like, 'man.. what the fuck is an ebar?' It's been fucking with my head all morning, but now I get it, it was just a typo...
hmm.. But yeah man, cool. go for it. Doin' your boss.. rock out dude.
ps - Your, "Sex with superiors" follow up post was quite chuckly..
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-24 17:55 [#00490601]
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agreed 100% :)
death-penguin: are you serious? that's not fair man, you should break it off with your current gf then :(
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-24 18:11 [#00490608]
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yeah cheating sucks.. my girlfriend was cheating.. :(
..lost 5 rounds of poker because of that,
why can't she just play fair.. *sigh* women and mirrors
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-27 04:12 [#00492427]
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here´s the freaky thing! This lady, who, i´m falling for bigtime, told me that she saw somebody in work before and promised herself she would not do that again because he ended up telling her "there is another girl in the office i´ve actyually fallen in love with.." and so broke upo with her, started seeing this other gal and they have both since left. This is freaking me out cos, as yopu may or not know, i poasted a thread on how i had a crush on a french chick in the office a few weeks ago. Well, that french girl has gone home for chrimbo and ... the way things were going, may come back with a keener interest in yours truly... thus complicating the whole thing. Ya see i had been throwing the french honey sserious vibes but she was always really coy and sort of "we´ll see what happens when i return from france". So next week, i could have a major heart-wrenching disastor on my hands...........! Basically i´m commited to this older chick but i have up to now being all fllrty with the cuter french gal....What if SHE starts getting all flirty with me next week? Jesus
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2002-12-27 04:18 [#00492434]
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When will you post some pics ?!
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-27 04:22 [#00492441]
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Oh, man, such a mess. None of this would have happened if you'd resorted to silent masturbation.
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Cheffe1979
from fuck (Austria) on 2002-12-27 04:24 [#00492445]
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you're a dead man
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chambre noire
from Iceland on 2002-12-27 12:04 [#00492739]
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i want to shag my bosses daughter
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:14 [#00492855]
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Somewhere in november I decided to not hunt or even think about girls for the rest of the year. It's the 27th, and I have 4 days left.
Right now I'd shag even my bosses's dog.
ow...
that was a little too much information, wasnt it?
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k_maty
on 2003-10-03 18:59 [#00888559]
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BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Nerdy girls/hot librarians are my ultimate fantasy! Everything on this whole mb coincides with how I feel. I think we are in the matrix.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2003-10-03 19:16 [#00888579]
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YOU CAN PLAY TEKKEN 3 WITH HER AND SHE CAN BE EDDIE
OR YOU CAN PLAY TEKKEN 4 AND SHE CAN BE CHRISTIE
but seriously, banging your boss sounds like fun
:)
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DeLtoiD
from Ontario on 2003-10-03 19:20 [#00888585]
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i did this as well, and i ended up quitting after 2 weeks..
unbelievable. not a situation i would recommend to anyone.
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