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Jesus, that is. Help me! |
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meh |
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whats meh stand forr, i always mean to ask... |
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That's the kind of slack attitude that is the problem with today's youth. |
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It's the most recent spelling of *noncommital grunt* |
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meh doesnt stand for anything, its just kind of like a grunt or something, showing ones lack of caring fleet: theres a difference between having a slack attitude and not belieiving in a religion |
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i don't want to love Jesus, i don't want to be fucked up by a book wrritten 100 yearr's ago. |
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Zeus is hardcore...dude.......watch it ! |
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meh is also how Beavis laughs meh! meh heh! |
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dont bother jesus loves u :))) |
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And if you are nice and eat your vegetables everyday he will build you a hotrod ! |
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some people only love jesus so that they get into 'heaven'.... surely there's something wrong in that! |
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...i was going to make a comment, and even though i don't believe in god it seemed too blaspherrmous to say... |
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go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, GO ON! |
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people can get so obsessed with the past, it seems to me they should focus more on themselves in the present. |
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i think people are too obsessed with the future aswell... thinking of the future is good, but u've gotta live NOW for once. |
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yes indeed. reminds me of quote:"You don't have any control over the past; it's a canceled check. You don't have any control over the future because you don't know what's going to happen. You're maximum point of power in your life is NOW." yes |
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o i like that, i like that alot. |
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please anus, for the last time, What is wrong with your fuggin 'r' button. please tell me anus prresley |
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Zeus, show me a religious person with a slack attitude. You can't because they're all fired up for Christ, doing the Lord's work! And that's my definition of a religious person. Those people form foreign contries who believe in bonga wonga cannibal gods with ten dicks? They're deceived. |
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fleetmouse how can you say for sure that primitive people are decieved? according to who? it's all opinion, therefore irrelivent. |
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The opinion of the one true God carries a lot of weight with me. Basically you just have to pray about it then you'll know. |
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pray about what exactly? |
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Fine, don't pray. :-P When you're burning in Hell we'll be sipping Margaritas and laughing. |
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WHAT?! |
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that's crazy talk. |
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well, I'm not religious myself,.. but I'm pretty sure that whether or not you love god/jesus/elvis actually has no bearing on whether you go to hell or not, but as long as you BELEIVE him and "take him into your life" you can go around not loving him, killing babies, and still be forgiven, and all will be fine, and it's only the people that don't beleive him, or that don't take him into their life that go to hell,.. I'm probably VERY VERY wrong,.. but that's just what I could make out from my parents babbling back when I lived with them maybe this is designed to scare small children into beleiving the whole god bullshite |
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don't dis Hell. it's Fresh. i'd go there on vacation. |
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I'm forced to go to church every Sunday morning, but I don't really care about religion... but yet, when something goes wrong, I pray to GOD for some help... and when it goes right, I always say ''THANK GOD!!''... ''Jesus Christ'' is also a staple of vocabulary, as is ''Jesus, Mary and Fuckin' Joseph!'', so religion has an affect on me. |
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trust |
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hahahah ophecks that is priceless |
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I pray to God alot. fleetmouse: you believe in Christ and then love yr neighbor as yourself.. that's what it's about. |
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I apologize for this thread. |
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thou art forgiven ;) but I liked it anyway |
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RELIGIOUS SPAM ALERT! |
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when i was a kid i noticed that santa clause, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy and jesus all had the same hand writing. i suspect that they are all the same person. and it's not my parents because my parents don't have hands. ok just kidding... i don't have parents. |
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i don't really know the guy, but i'm sure he was nice |
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when i was a kid i noticed that santa clause, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy and jesus all had the same hand writing. You're forgetting the Zodiac Killer. He had the same handwriting. Your parents did not have hands. Your parents are hands. Hands have five fingers. Stars have five points. Hands are stars. We are all made of stars. The zodiac is made of stars. We are all Zodiac Killers. Therefore, you owe me $23.00 |
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ok i'll make a payment in the form of liquid excretions. you can retrieve it at your leisure from the water table. |
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*grumble* it's always my turn to set the water table |
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"Your parents did not have hands. Your parents are hands. Hands have five fingers. Stars have five points. Hands are stars. We are all made of stars" AHHHHHHH A MOBY FAN! *runs away* |
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I don't love Jesus becasue I haven't spent enought time with him and I don't really know him .....and it'd make it a lot easier if he were female etc etc In fact I don't think I've ever met him. |
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You have to approach Jesus slowly. He likes bonbons, especially chocolate covered cherries. After a hard day at the office He likes nothing better than a nice foot rub. Sit out on his porch swing on a lazy August evening with the fireflies flickering in the twilight and look deep into His eyes "Let's go for a walk." So you walk through pools of shadow in the warm twilight, holding hands and smelling lilac and mimosa. Jesus is wearing a simple summer dress; you are wearing a loincloth and a bucket with eye-holes. It's hot inside the bucket. Jesus leads you into the forest to the Ole Swimming Hole. He lets His dress slip off His shoulders and looks into your eyes... "Take me." You remove the bucket and lean towards him... and He grins a fanged grin AAAH JESUS IS A FUCKING TRANSVESTITE VAMPIRE RUN RUN RUN! |
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fleetmouse: where have i seen that face before?? |
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It's that stoned girl from the Apple ads, Ellen Feiss. |
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fleet: im just saying that because you are non religous, doesnt mean you have a slack attitude. and you want me to name christians with slack attitudes? ok, im sure you know everyone i know... |
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the way I see it, I'd rather believe in Jesus and be wrong when I die only to find out there's nothing, than to not believe in anything at all and find out there is a Hell |
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? -- Epicurus |
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that is the greatest quote ive ever seen! |
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you are joking, aren't you? please say you are. |
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