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(haven't had one of these for about 4 weeks..) (Homers eating unpeeled peanuts from a box) "oooh a three-chambered peanut.. Marge! Marge! look what I did!" ha ha |
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Doh! |
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yeah, that was awesome. i loved it that one time he said doh. |
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lol @ roy. i did to it was SOOO halarious |
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haha, I was watching it yesterday, and it was when Homer had the crayon removed from his brain (I had never seen it before)... and he comes out and says to Flanders... "Ned, I was doing up a tax report, and I accidentily prooved that God doesn't exist. " heh, and then Ned looks through and say's he's right... heh, funny stuff... |
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comic book guy: "this is a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore. it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars." before nuclear explosion: "ohh, i've wasted my life" "freakin' kids, i do not need this, i have a masters in folklore and mythology" "i must hurry back to my comic book store where i dispense the insults rather than absorb them" "excuse me, no banging your head on the display case please, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she advises a friend to commit suicide" |
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Man, i'm getting tired of simpsons quotes. I used to watch the show religiously but I haven't done that in years. Got soooo sick of it. Take my advice, DO NOT let the simpsons become an obsession. This concludes my rant. Carry on... |
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Mayor Quimby on the monorail: "Now wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!" |
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I dunno, I've seen episodes of the simpsons so many times, yet they are so funny still... I'll never be sick of the show, hopefully! |
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i prefer futurama. and yeah, i agree with xlr that the simpsons is an obsession for some people, and sometimes the quotes do get old, but the comic book guy will always crack me up. |
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never liked futurama myself... |
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If you're looking for a ridiculous amount of neat info about the show, go here: |
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that is ridiculous the show hasn't even been funny for since the late nineties |
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That is one IN DEPTH site... I actually get annoyed at the Simpsons sometimes... oversaturation. EVERYONE quotes them and reinacts their favorite scenes OVER and OVER and OVER, ad infinitum. But then sit down and watch it and I pee in my pants, and everything's OK in the world. |
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wow, look at my complete lack of grammatical skills in that last sentence. time for bed then. |
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and one last thing: it annoys me too when people quote the simpsons, especially really obvious quotes. the show has relied on homer and an enormous influx of guest stars to sustain its life, and it irritates me when people treat it like its sacred, and EVERY episode is funny. i mean, its not sacred. kinda like the beatles. j/k. |
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that's how i feel too. i'm not sick of the simpsons itself (never fails to make me laugh), just the constant quotations and references (no offense guys). |
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''kinda like the beatles. j/k.'' Now you die. ''All work and no play make Homer go something something...'' ''Go... crazy?'' ''DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!'' *kills Zaphod in a Beatlemaniac rage, and kills Ophecks for quoting an overquoted quote |
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it's....... HULKAMANIA!!!!! |
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ah but i was kidding. well, sort of. i mean, come on, don't you think they're just a little overrated. atleast overexposed. ehh, ok, you don't nevermind. |
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"Florida?! But that's America's wang!" - Homer :) |
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Are you calling Mr. Simpsom a liar? Well we do have footage of him with his pants on fire. |
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Ralph: Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers === Homer and Flanders driving the car to save the kids in the snowed in school: "THUMP" Ned- Homer I think we just hit something Homer- I HOPE IT WAS FLANDERS! |
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Monoraaaaaaaaaail (Say it again!) Monoraaaaaaaaaail (One more time!) Monoraaaaaaaaaail song finishes MONODOH! |
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barney : ill never drink one small beer again duff guy (entering moe's bar) : congratulation barney !!! you won this truck full of duff beer ! barney(falling on his knees) :oh my god please inject it all in me !!! |
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"AAA !! A Hungry Hungry Hippo !!" *Homer pulling pigs tail* "Curly .... Straight ! Curly ...... Straight !" *homer sings to the tune of Goldfinger* "Max Powers. He's the man, whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you mustn't fear, 'cause his name can be said by anyone." |
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I had a gabber track with that sample in. Homer Simpson Gabber or something.. or 'I am evil homer' gabber rmx. |
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Bart: "Aw, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products." |
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"Tastes like burning." -Ralph Wiggim |
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Homer: "so whats the deal with popcorn" Comic book guy: "i have no idea" Homer: "it dosent pop and its not corn" Comic Book guy: "ummmm i see...." Homer: "they should call it white stuff" hahaha i love that quote |
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Homer (in poncy voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe you have a letter for me Postal Service Guy: Certainly Mr. Burns, whats your first name? Homer: I.. don't.... know |
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Homer (at a home for elderly people getting crisps intraveniously, seing a man in a respirator): God, and here I am breathing like a sucker! |
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"OH DUDE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS" |
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"Disco Stu likes disco music. Disco Stu doesn't advertise." -Disco Stu |
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my all time favorite: flanders: " feels like i'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all!!" homer: ' stupid sexy flanders!!!!" |
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Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt. Salesman: I see, you do have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir? Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average trekker has no use for a medium sized belt. Salesman: Whoa, whoa, a fat, sarcastic Star trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies. Comic Book Guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh... Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return. Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it. Comic Book Guy: Huuuh. Very Well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them. |
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when homer gets a gun: "This is a the trigger... and this is the part you point at whatever you want to die" |
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futurama is a great show. very underrated. the "what if" episode was fucking hysterical. so was the episode where they went to mars and met the martians who rode cattle-like insects. but favorite simpsons quote: HOMER after his guatemalan insanity pepper trip: HOMER: "So that desert was really a sandtrap, and that pyramid was really a pro-shop! And that talking coyote was just a talking dog!" DOG: "Hi Homer! Find your soulmate!" HOMER: "Hey wait! There's no such thing as a talking dog!" DOG: "Woof!" HOMER: "Damn straight!" That's my fave episode EVER. That whole episode always makes me laugh my ass off. |
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Nelson Muntz: HA HA! |
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man: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend. Homer: How much is this free resort weekend? Man: It's free! Homer: And when *is* this weekend? Man: It's this weekend. Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost? Man: Um, it's free. Homer: I see, and when is it? Man: It's this weekend. Homer: And what are you *charging* for this free weekend? |
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Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura. Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! |
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Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! |
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Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes. Now _that's_ sarcasm. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy. Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door] [pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door] Marge: Well, DUH! Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" |
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I just love the simpsons... I really like the few episodes that Leonard Nemoi is in too... my fav characters are probably Mr. Burns and Sideshow Bob though... Sideshow Bob is awesome... |
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Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?" Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The." [The spectators laugh, understanding] Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. |
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Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: You wrote me those letters. Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob: Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right. Stay away...forever! Homer: No! Bob: Wait a minute, that's no good. [Starts to walk away, then runs back] Wait! I've got a good one now. Marge, say, "Stay away from my son," again. Marge: No! Bob: Oh... |
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Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but...nah. Bob: No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice. Bob: Guilty as charged. Bart: Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore". Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell. |
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that one's good. |
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"I like the ones where the mouse kills the cat." |
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i don't know any. nothing stands out so much that i would rrememberr it forr the futurre. |
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