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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-13 10:07 [#00776873]
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Dr. Nick:

"He got me ten-thousand dollars... and I was driving drunk
in a graveyard!"


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-13 10:17 [#00776875]
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HOMER : I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up
there, save me, Superman!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-13 10:47 [#00776888]
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Mr Burns:

"Did I say 'corpse hatch'? I meant 'innocence tube'.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-13 21:05 [#00777756]
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Flanders: I can honestly say, that was the best episode of
Ippy and Jippy I've ever seen!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-14 12:07 [#00778480]
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ralph wigum:

"hi principal skinner, hi supernintendo chalmers"


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-14 12:27 [#00778498]
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[Writing a food review]
Homer: The bread was... the bread was...
Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!
Homer: You've been pitching that one all night.
Santa's Little Helper: Chewy?



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-14 12:29 [#00778500]
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damn you! i was going to post that! :)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-14 12:41 [#00778522]
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heheh !

I love that one !

tuff luck orko


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-14 12:48 [#00778528]
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Bart using his imagination which has been ruined by
television:


Skinner: "Children, today instead of going to the box
factory, we're taking a field trip to the.... box factory."


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-23 08:58 [#00790763]
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Ralph for king !


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offline face pixellator on 2004-06-30 12:44 [#01261270]
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Homer : I've come to hate my own creation - now I know how
God feels.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-30 13:03 [#01261285]
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marge! marge! look! the doll's trying to kill me and the
toaster's been laughing at me!


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-06-30 13:59 [#01261315]
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milhouse after being hit by a car: bury me at make out
creek.


 

offline zetre from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2004-06-30 15:50 [#01261355]
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Homer: Son, one day you'll learn that life is just one
crushing defeat after the other until you just wish Flanders
was dead.

So true.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-30 18:04 [#01261486]
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ha ha!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-06-30 18:15 [#01261498]
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"Duff Man!" - Duff Man, on entrence.
"Why do they call them fingers? i've never seen them fing
before...

...ohhh, there they go..." - Otto, while high.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-01 05:09 [#01261983]
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"It seems the caterpillar has emerged from the cocoon, as a
shark.... with a gun for a mouth"


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-12 06:49 [#01301933]
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(After Bart's report on old man's ducks report)

Burns: (lightly sobbing) Smithers, do you think maybe my
power plant killed those ducks?

Smithers: There's... no 'maybe' about it, sir.

Burns: (still crying)...Excellent.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-08 14:44 [#01419620]
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Lisa Reading Homer's Flyer: "Come to Homer's BBBQ, The extra
B satnds for 'BYOBB'... What's that extra B for?"

Homer: "That's a Typo"



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-08 15:33 [#01419689]
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fat bart:
"i wash myself with a rag on a stick"

!!


 

offline zkreso from Kr.sand (Norway) on 2004-12-08 15:38 [#01419698]
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Homer: The Who? I love bands!


 


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