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A burning sensation inside your balls? Oh, man, what the hell were you thinking?! |
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cut your balls of and make an omelete! |
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maybe you should get some water in it or something... but it kind of sounds like you might need to be neutered anyways :P |
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On second thought, see a urologist. You might need a catheter up the urethra. |
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No don't listen to them Follow my advice , they will grow out again.....i promise!! |
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NP: Wanking And Crying - Cylob |
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hahahaha |
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good times. |
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Head and Shoulders contains an active ingredient called "Selenium", very reactant and not very pleasing to sensitive areas such as the PENIS. i recommend not whacking it off in the shower, and if you do.............. bring an extra bottle of Hand Lotion or some shit....................................ouch. |
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nice pic pomme.... hit the hammer. |
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head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees, and toes............................................... sorry. |
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:S |
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Been there, done that. Drink lotsa fluids, and flush the chemicals outa there, man. Only way to help. |
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DUDE! you did it all wrong. you shoulda used Selsun Blue! it makes my balls feel minty...but i never whacked with it. just put it on, felt the nice mintyness and washed it off. speaking of sucking it outta the johnson, i can lick my own whanker ;) tis a secret i tell you. but once you find out it is very easy lol |
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what, do you have dandruff down there or something? |
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HEY, I CAN MAKE MY PENIS A FOOT LONG!!!!!! *how BlatantEcho?* FOLD IT IN HALF.....................hahahahahaha ok.....this is the best topic ever, I couldn't resist adding more lewdness to it |
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suck me dry!!!! is this what you wanted? is this what you had in mind? is his what you wanted? cause this is what you're getting, lyrics to a song i was listening to when i read this post, I think they are somewhat fitting |
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I can't stop laughing, this whole topic is hilarious. especially amonbrune's. |
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Refund! Cool. Those Tool Lyrics realy fit in. =)) *Hiller is laughing like hell* ... Masturbation, my Playstation. |
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Ring the hotline and speak to the lady about your problems.... but please record it and post it on the net, maybie someone will remix it.... |
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[SwitchFrontside] HAHAHHAHHA |
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Drink a lot of water and piss out all the chemicals. Or you can just cut of your balls. |
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why in gods name would a man wank with heads and shoulders |
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Omg I remember this topic. |
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did his knob fall off? |
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His pubes are now dandruff free. |
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