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offline joakim from Norway on 2002-08-09 20:11 [#00343396]
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...and you can bring three things. which ONE ?

1. a cylob full-length release (selected randomly from his
back-catalogue)
2. a toothbrush
3. buffy - the vampire slayer

me: buffy. she's so f*cking hot.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-08-09 20:17 [#00343404]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



"you can bring 3 things . which one ?"

Does this make sense ?


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-08-09 20:20 [#00343407]
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I would bring:

1) A boat
2) Oars
3) and lots of water....LOL


 

offline steve from chicago on 2002-08-09 20:23 [#00343410]
Points: 1156 Status: Lurker



A complete final meal, a portable mp3 player full of my
favorite songs, and a revolver.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-08-09 20:23 [#00343411]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



1)sand
2)coconuts
3)dangerous insects

doh !


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-09 20:24 [#00343413]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i don't care much about cylob. but maybe the cd could make a
good fresbee. maybe.

a toothbrush? is toothpaste provided?... and when there
isn't toothpaste anymore, what would i do with it... mm... i
think i would find. living on a desert island would be very
very annoying... is there a way to commit suicide or to send
S.O.S. with a toothbrush? no? damn...

i think living with buffy all the time would be annoying for
both of us and no, i wouldn't kill and eat her... i'm
vegetarian anyway. what? do you mean she could eat
me? oh... yeah, i guess so. of course. i don't know if it
wouldn't be better than starving from hunger.

so...
am stram gram...
a high-tech toothbrush, with a picture of buffy on it and a
button which makes the toothbrush play cylob when pressed.

but i would need batteries maybe.

oh, fuck it, i'd convert myself to vampirism and choose
buffy! we'd play hide'n'seek together, and when i'd feel too
down or bored i'll let her kill me.


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-09 20:30 [#00343419]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



if i could choose 3 things to bring on a desert island, i'd
choose

• a magic pill which would turn me into a beautiful,
killer alien with superpowers and stuff.
• a magic wand which would clear all injustices in the
world, destroy all microsoft stuff and make everybody
happy.
• a teleporter, because i don't want to stay on this
island forever and swimming to the coast would probably take
some time.


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-09 20:31 [#00343421]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



I'd bring a wishing thing or whatever they are called, and
just wish for stuff i want. I could have, "i live in a
hip-hop star days."

Hmmmmmmmm... hip hop star....


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-08-09 20:49 [#00343427]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular



1. already have the best of cylob cd (and it is very good)
2. i hardly brush my teeth anyway
3. i prefer alyson hannigan


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2002-08-09 21:15 [#00343441]
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1 - a decent computer with a high bandwidth internet
connection

2 - a fistfull of high grade marijuana seeds

3 - Richard Scarry's Rainy Day Activity Book


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-08-09 21:19 [#00343443]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



1. dave
2. booze+drugs
3. my computer w/ internet connection


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-09 21:19 [#00343444]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



1.A nice magazine
2.Slut woman
3.Hi-Fi and CD's


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-09 21:20 [#00343447]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



1) a couple of "real dolls"
2)?
3)laptop


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-08-09 21:40 [#00343475]
Points: 908 Status: Lurker



1)a solar powered stereo containing all my music
2)enough food/water/alchohol & drugs to live very happy for
several life times
3)the most attractive/intelligent/compatable woman


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-08-09 23:53 [#00343552]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



1)the proffesor from gilligans island
2)ginger from gilligans island
3)and mary ann from gilligans island


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-08-09 23:56 [#00343556]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



well, I'd bring lots of sand, salt water, and coconuts...
cause you aren't gonna find those on a desert island!!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 00:15 [#00343589]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



a boat

a large soundsystem

selection 16

though technically I wouldn't have any power, tis a minor
detail


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 00:20 [#00343595]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



an sgi 330 with some sort of satellite hook up
a pedal power generator
and lots of blue gatorade and sunblock


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 00:24 [#00343598]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to xtiaan: #00343595



thats 4 things, so you'll be penalised and be given a box of
tinned food (but no opener)


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 00:27 [#00343602]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



Ill use the cans to throw at dolphins to stun then eat them


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 00:30 [#00343606]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to xtiaan: #00343602



they're too smart, they'll just start juggling them instead


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-08-10 00:32 [#00343608]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



my watch
my keys
my eurocard


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 00:35 [#00343611]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



ok Ill just use them to crack open coconuts on

damn I wish those dolphins would shut up

"earrrrkukkaukkaerrrrk!"
*synchronised sommersaults n stuff*


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 01:44 [#00343639]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



these threads are so tiresome..so 70's disco radio jockey

If I am stranded I will going out of my freaking mind..I
certainly wont plan to take anything to get stranded now
would I ..I will just be stuck with whats in my pockets..my
wallet..some gum and lint...here's three...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-10 02:11 [#00343641]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



1) apache helecopter
2) food
3) laptop


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 15:34 [#00344017]
Points: 751 Status: Lurker



1. A gun
2. bugger loads of ammo
3. A huge supply of flares to summon unwary victims to my
island retreat


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-08-10 16:06 [#00344021]
Points: 662 Status: Lurker



if you know that you are going to be stranded on a desert
island and can only bring 3 things... is this fate?.... you
cannot break from this sequence of events that leads to your
eventual isolation on the desert island, but you can plan to
bring things even thou you cannot change you eventual
fate... what, is the government gonna sentence you to a
lifetime alone but is nice enough to let you pack 3 things?
are these things you have to carry, or can they be
bigger?.... is money a problem? is this stuff you have to
buy with your own money, or is it just like getting three
magic wishes from a genie? are you then free to do what you
like on this desert island, like kill people who sail by....
you know, this all seems pretty hypothetical, maybe i would
just stay in bed and try to avoid this series of events. or
go to Iowa or the Swiss Alps, far away from any deserted
islands... well, Iowa would be just about as isolated.


 

offline Pirotess from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 16:43 [#00344031]
Points: 571 Status: Lurker | Followup to joakim: #00343396



What would I want with those 3 things? Maybe a toothbrush..

I would take:

1. flim-flam
2. My talking tigger tog
3. TV :D


 

offline Vit C from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 18:08 [#00344084]
Points: 866 Status: Regular



1/ A knife
2/A lighter
3/ A water filter thingy.


 


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