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offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 13:12 [#00301371]
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who would it be? And i'm not talking about a normal slap,
im talking about an Eastenders type SCHLAP (The English
people on the MB will know what i mean ;)

For me it would have to be...the people at the Essential
Festival Website

"*SCHLAP* That is for not updating your website ya wankers"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 13:14 [#00301373]
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charlote church

in fact, if i ever meet her, i dont care if she is with her
mummy or on stage or shaking the queens hand, i really will
give her a huge Slap right across that smug git face of
hers.....


 

offline uzim on 2002-07-08 13:15 [#00301374]
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the people who made audiogalaxy shut down. and some people
in high school, too.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 13:16 [#00301377]
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lol at Bob Mcbob

I agree Uzim, some people at school needed a good slap


 

offline astralwerx from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:01 [#00301438]
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Any of the main boybands NSYNC etc.
I would take them all on.
SLAP SLAP SLAP


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-07-08 14:18 [#00301455]
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What about Moby? Yeah Moby.

That pretentious cunt needs to be slapped.


 

offline astralwerx from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:20 [#00301457]
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Sophie Ellis Bextor
Posh tart no talent.
SLAP SLAP SLAP


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-08 14:22 [#00301458]
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I'd slap moby except for the fact his neck would snap. I
don't wanna go to jail over that fewl.

I say we force feed him his own cds and vinyls! That ought
to teach him.



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:22 [#00301459]
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Many Suck-arse DJs i see from time to time.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-07-08 14:27 [#00301461]
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i wanna slap everyone that is involved with all kinds of
"shitney spears produced only to sell it to retards & kids,
fast fast money ass" music. slap!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-08 14:27 [#00301462]
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I'd also like to slap those fresh out of smart-ass-ville
smartasses! Hmmppff, the nerve- telling me I can't put round
pegs in square holes!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:28 [#00301464]
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I'd give the IT department at work a good slap for
restricting internet access.
Hey Kids!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:29 [#00301465]
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ginger ya bitch ! ya back... *slap*


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:31 [#00301467]
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OOH that felt good.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 14:32 [#00301468]
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is that u in the pic, gigi?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:32 [#00301469]
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just repling to ya email now........

but hey, the whole 'harold bishop' fan club is back in full
effect!


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:32 [#00301470]
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Ok chaps, lets not get too domeniring (sp?)

lol WHATS MY NAME BITCH???


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 14:34 [#00301472]
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your name is murray, sir!

slap me some more


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:34 [#00301473]
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It is indeed. I based it on the Richard D James cover as
sometimes I look scarily like the man himself.

Give me some Harold kids. Just need Dmise and Meho to pop
their avatars in and I'm good.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 14:35 [#00301474]
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you should have come sooner, i have to go now :(


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:35 [#00301475]
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Love the avatar Bob.

Princo: You tha man! Those cops still giving you some stick
Mwahahahaha


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:36 [#00301478]
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I'm always late coming ;)


 

offline dmise from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:37 [#00301480]
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i would like to slap that nikki webster bitch. someone said
in the paper that she was so cute you could strangle her. i
guess it's australia's answer to charlote church.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:38 [#00301482]
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hahahaha

we should find another post to "spoil" eh lads?! ;)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-08 14:38 [#00301483]
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I'd slap each and every one of the New Kids on the Block,
for being the bastards that started it all.

Then I'd slap all the people that followed that style of
music (nsync, etc) for not choosing a better genre to
follow, and then I'd slap all the fans for being so ignorant
to what real music is.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:39 [#00301484]
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bob! fucking love the new avatar !!!!



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:41 [#00301486]
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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh THE RIGHT STUFF!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:41 [#00301490]
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Just realised that the Monkees were the first manufactured
boy band. How crazy is that?


 

offline dmise from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:42 [#00301491]
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yeh harold has just the right smile of his face for that
caption as well.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-08 14:44 [#00301495]
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giginger: yeah, that is pretty crazy, I didnt realize
that....

bob: What does the second word in the caption read? I can't
make it out (IMO: the letters are a bit dark =p).


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 14:46 [#00301498]
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Sorry got to go. Nice to "see" ya briefly though.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-08 14:47 [#00301499]
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just finished writing ya email too... nice timing. :-P


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-07-08 14:49 [#00301502]
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i would SCHLAP all trancehead/bitches/dumb-ravers on this
planet, for the ignorance and contempting of electronic
generated music.


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2002-07-08 14:52 [#00301508]
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I want to slap Robbie Williams about the chops a few times.

I find him really irritating.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-07-08 14:52 [#00301509]
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map: are you referring to people who only listen to IDM at
raves when they're rollin on E?

Well if you are, then I fully agree with you.


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-07-08 15:00 [#00301525]
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Zephyr Twin, exactly, the most people here in switzerland
only know 3 "musicstyles": trance/house, pop and hip hop
(not classical stylistic hip-hop). that's the problem,
sadly.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 15:13 [#00301545]
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LOVE MACHINE


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-07-08 15:17 [#00301552]
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Don't diss the New Kids on the Block, Zephyr Twin, I love
that band!!!

Hmm yes I'd probably slap Robbie Williams, definitely
because that DUMB BITCH won the Best British Male award over
another nominee known as APHEX TWIN.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-08 15:17 [#00301553]
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there was no way afx was gonna win, be realistic.....


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 15:33 [#00301577]
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i've said it before and i'll say it again, THE CUNT DURST.

and a little slap to Brian Sewell


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-07-08 15:45 [#00301599]
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Hmm, a bunch of kids from school and some of their parents..


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-08 15:56 [#00301614]
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Me....

cOME & HAVE A SLAP IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-08 16:14 [#00301637]
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Prince Naseem Hamed! But I'd like to use a baseball bat
instead of an EastEnders slap!

Hehehe!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-07-08 16:15 [#00301639]
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marlowe :0) (not in a sexual way) (id slap his face)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-09 12:44 [#00302753]
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i wanna slap benji..that darn mutt needs a good slappin


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-09 12:46 [#00302757]
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Britney Spears. Not an original choice, but I really really
dislike her. Talentless AND ugly. It makes no sense to me
how guys drool over that droopy eyed orange slut, it's
just... mind boggling. Boggles the mind. Makes my mind get
all boggled.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-09 13:16 [#00302785]
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have to agree with bob mcbob.

charlotte church.
actually can we forget about the slap and just make it a
serious kicking?


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-07-09 15:47 [#00303028]
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offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2002-07-09 15:49 [#00303033]
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Thom Yorke.

For producing such shite music, for feigning an American
accent, and for whining like a pathetic teenager. Thom:
"You're not particularly attractive, and you have a weird
eye. So fucking what?"


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-07-09 16:01 [#00303051]
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scooby doo, I hate that bastard!


 


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