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AAAKAAAAKKkkkkkkkkh ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. comedy goldmine |
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The use of numerous exclamation marks really adds to the feeling of regret and despair. A really powerful work. |
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Personally I think it would be good if spoken by the movie phone guy, or the guy that monologues movie advertisements. Horsefactory and Dannn made me urinate on myself, but I was planning on doing that anyway. |
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This was obvious The_Sarcasm, but don't worry The_Funkmaster. Believe The_Me, there's NO... POSSIBLE... The_Way you can ever even partially emulate The_Regret and The_Despair inside The_Mind of a cold blooded serial The_Killer like The_Dariusgriffin. |
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a thread to be revisited, time and time again. |
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I tried my best not to laugh. |
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I cant believe i missed this gem! awesome! |
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i dont like poetry, but that was nice. |
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what? seriously? |
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I must admit i laughed at your post there. Nice one, very good. |
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i was just quoting my favorite post from this thread. anyway, this is from '02 and that makes me question whether funkmaster was being sincere or not. did xltronic have irony at that early stage? |
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i loved the use of metaphors... _|__|_ ('_._') - 'beard' ^^^^ I've no idea what that is... did u like it? i made it just before posting this. |
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eh, i wish i had thought of it. i didn't think it would be as funny if it was in quotes. :( sorry. |
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I'm pretty sure he was serious. |
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I'm not sure.. but I am pretty sure that The_Funkmaster never practiced irony. |
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yikes! that's a whole new level of enjoyment then. |
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other than in his choice of name. |
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"all my shirts are creased, and i don't have a woman" Was his say on the subject once i think. |
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ha ha! that's certainly true! out of all the boardmembers, the one called The_Funkmaster is surely the whitest of them all! |
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Ha ha ha! Nice one. |
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hahaha! :D |
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bump |
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Oh god. Arguably the funniest thread ever on this MB |
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Jedi Chris is a little too nice |
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haha"! |
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:D |
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batter |
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Not much poetry in this poem. |
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is it laugh time again? |
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yeah, pretty silly of me to post a poem on here I guess... and a sucky one at that... what can I say, was going through a rough time then... :P |
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roses are blue and i love you |
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I do sympathise, ive produced some awfuller stuff in my time. i only thank god the internet wasnt around to capture it |
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and this pre-dated james blunt by 3 years |
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yoh beautifuh yoh beautifuh yoh beautifuh |
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not good peoetry really but good try |
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yeah yeah, good laugh... I was young and stupid then, now I'm just stupid! :P |
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Here's a poem I wrote: elves dwarves battling... inside the rectum of a giant slug shelves fwarves rattling... why can't they stop fighting and hug? I cry I poop I cry and eat my poop I mold this poem from my gaseous innards My innards are worms for diseased octopi that munch on the tip of neptune's wilting weapon that he wields with wimpy weaknes while weeping with william's winkadinkalinka fink a binky kinky flinga poop eat poop live eat poop... |
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I cried! :( |
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My son wanted a rubber duck so I made him a giraffe balloon animal with a used condom He asked me why it wasn't a duck I said sincerely, "because I hate you" They've decapitated Big Bird My pubic hair is connected to your eyelashes Blood is spewing out of Snuffle Upagus's trunk "Now eat the soul of the duck my son" Cookie Monster molested me again I said to myself For I am both myself and my son Will a teletubby get electrocuted if you throw it in the bath? "I hate you dad" "I will breast feed you worms!" Oscar the Grouch and Grover are eating Big Bird now "You are evil and I am evil" "Get back in my vagina!" Ernie... those are Burts eyes and ears, but where is the rest of Burt! "Why do you poop directly on my face every day, Will you please consider doing it someplace else?" "One day... you will understand why I do it, ...you... will understand." |
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thanks! my eyes are burning so bad right now from all the tears that won't stop! i now have the hiccups from almost laughing to death! |
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How ironic the title should be"Mistakes" |
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Ah, memories. |
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Piss-takes. |
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The poem was funny. Is it supposed to be? Why do people say, "I wrote it from the heart"? The heart is an organ that pumps blood around the body, it's incapable of doing anything other than that. |
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it means that they wrote it in their own blood |
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Perhaps they're using the heart as a metaphor for the amount of emo they listen to? |
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haha. |
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