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If Autechre came to your house....
 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:37 [#00251289]
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What would you serve them for food?

I would ask if they wanted some cookies


 

offline hannibal from United Kingdom on 2002-06-05 19:43 [#00251306]
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some mashed potato polyrhythms.


 

offline uzim on 2002-06-05 19:46 [#00251311]
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venusian shrimps.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:47 [#00251313]
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weiners!!!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:48 [#00251316]
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lol


 

offline uzim on 2002-06-05 19:50 [#00251318]
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?¿!!


 

offline hannibal from United Kingdom on 2002-06-05 19:50 [#00251319]
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this is like something off WarpComm..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:53 [#00251324]
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listening to Autechre makes me hungry for weiners, so I can
only assume that they must like them... it's a logical
conclusion!!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:55 [#00251327]
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lol well then it must be Funkmeister. Maybe that's what
they snack on during programming sessions? lol :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-05 19:59 [#00251330]
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I'd take them to McDonald's!

And I'd brag to everybody... ''hey look, it's me and my new
friends, Autechre!!! Aren't you all jealous!!!''

And they'd say... ''Aw-tek-WHO?''

Sean Booth is hot, maybe I'd get it on with him.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:03 [#00251338]
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LOL!!

"And they'd say... "Aw-tek-WHO?" That is so true! Ive even
said "Autechre" to my parents and they can't say it back.
Like what's the deal? It's not hard to say! AW-TEK-ER


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:04 [#00251340]
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But I do realize what you meant by the WHO part (not knowing
who they are)...but still ... people have troubles saying it
back to you :) Its funny


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-06-05 20:05 [#00251341]
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I'd tip the fridge over and wink at them.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-05 20:07 [#00251345]
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I think a good metaphor for autechre is when johnny 5 from
short circuit learned that it was not possible to reassemble
the grasshopper.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-06-05 20:08 [#00251347]
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why would autechre come to my house?
i dont want them in my house.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:08 [#00251348]
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I don't understand what you meant w M w


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:09 [#00251352]
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You wouldn't? What if it was a pillow fight??? COME ON A
PILLOW FIGHT WITH THE BEST IN IDM!!!!!!!


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-06-05 20:11 [#00251361]
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Get the hell out of my house!
..and then they would leave me alone...hahah!


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-06-05 20:14 [#00251365]
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They would have to bring round an Indian Take-away before I
would open the door to them. Chicken Biryani .


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-05 20:15 [#00251368]
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have you seen the movie short circuit? Well the robot johnny
5 was playing with a grasshopper by hopping around with it
and accidently squished it. The naive robot wanted to
"reassamble grasshopper" but jennifer explained how he
killed it. Overwhelming feelings then came over him. It was
one of those academy award moments, right up there when
ernie sang "rubber duckie" and when howard the duck fought
the giant space mutants.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:18 [#00251378]
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Ohh..I see


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-06-05 20:24 [#00251387]
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I would DEFINATELY serve them the greatest cereal EVER:
Fruity Pebbles....

Than we would retreat to the living room where we would sit
and watch the "Gameshow Network" For hours on end...=)
That would be fun...


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-05 20:34 [#00251403]
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rice crispies


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2002-06-05 20:36 [#00251407]
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Those purple round and fuzzy things with two eyes.


 

offline moon unit from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-06-05 20:47 [#00251425]
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I'd wrap them in my blanket and pretend they were really
there.


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-06-05 21:29 [#00251471]
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Menu Planning Form

Menu Title/Occasion: AUTECHRE are coming round for din
dins

Number of guests:2
Style of menu = buffet

Appetizers/Snacks
1.skunk brownies
2.Pringles cheese and chive
3.blue bobbley liquorice allsorts
4.cauliflower cheese grill sandwiches
Notes: have fat skunk bongs before we eat!
Beverages1.manhattens
2.southern comfort
3.stella
4.white lightning
Notes: easy on the bevvies
Soups/Salads
1.tomato soup
2.blue cheese soup
3.mixed sea fruit salad
4. wet rags and gloves with a hint of motorway service
station toilet porn

Notes: e g b d f
Main Dishes
1.bread sandwiches
2.toasted snozz wangler
3.that annoying fat chick who stole your uncles wheelchair
and left it down the shopsSide Dishes
1.mug of cornflakes
2.raw jelly/fresh from the packet
3.john craven
4.blobby blobby blobby
Desserts
1.banana surprise
2.not so surprising banana
3.mr kiplings apple pies
4.toilet cakes



 


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