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Yay - Jedi Chris is in the house! Smokehammer is out! |
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*puts a light to BB house using a stick and some leaves and cooks a squirrel over smoke and marlowes hot embers of bodies* |
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SMOKEhAMMeR OUt!!! |
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Smokehammer out! B3n up for eviction next! You wanna second him Marlowe? |
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Marlowe: just think of the $$$ :) |
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Marlowe, if I told you half the things Peter File told me that B3n does with squirrels, your hair would curl!!! |
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i've won!!! hurrah!!!! *bows* |
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bitch wanna try it I said, "Keep her quiet" Shove it up her mother |
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You can read it all in my memoirs available from all good bookshops |
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Congratulations Marlowe is the winner of MB Big Brother!!! |
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ahem |
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You mean all seedy book shops!!! :) |
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Get lost 'Core' you were evicted too early in the show...to bathe in the celebrity limelight with the likes of me! :) |
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*steps outside the mb house to a huge cheer* THANX FOR EVERYTHiNG! i LOVE YOU ALL!! *signs up for DIY show on daytime BBc* |
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no no, since i've sold out the general public are lapping it up! its great, just like jamie oliver, slap my name on something, be it a vibrator or waffle maker and you can be sure it'll sell! |
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How about a vibrating waffle maker?? It could be called the Turbo B3n! |
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what about those 2 blondes eh? Eh? EH? |
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it appears Jedi Chris has hi-jacked the show so its time for REAL violence. I'm going home but first I want you to know, star-wars nerd , I am , and always have been..... an elephant . |
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*Jedi Chris, gets own game show, where the public phone in to have 'deadbeats' executed by lightsaber. Shown just before the watershed, as to scare little kids!!* |
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I suspected as much......I could tell by your tusks! |
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why do you all bother typing b3n?! isn't ben easier!? |
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Who invited you? ;) |
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But your name is B3n...isn't it? |
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yeah my mum christened me with number in my name! |
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I just wanna be like the other kids! |
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Wow that's so cool! Maybe I could get my name changed by poll to 'J3DI Chr1s' - what do you think? |
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So Ben, are you gutted that you lost? I am so gutted!! I expect Marlowe is off on a cruise with some hot models now! |
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yes, totally gutted, i'm going to live as a hermit in the park |
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Where I live, they're called 'tramps' |
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Could I just take this moment to mention all the terrible things I said about you, whilst we were in the MB Big Brother house.....you know the comments about the squirrels??? I meant every word!!! ;) |
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yeah and I defacated in your rice krispies |
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but i've got faeces like milk so you didn't notice.. |
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You fuck! I thought it was chocolate krispies!! |
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ummm....did i get voted out yet? i vote for ceiling fan... i read all that but im still a weee bit confused |
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Get with the times Recycle....you were voted out quite early in the runnings....no offense! |
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stupid thread :0) |
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Just because you didn't win! Sour grapes, if you ask me! ;) |
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i moved into the house next to big brother and turned up the radio as loud as i could and played aphex twin |
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You hooligan! ;) |
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how dare you!! recycle is such a cool mofo! i would never call him names! unlike YOU, who called core a stupid ugly thicko!! that's a fact! WHAT? i call him thad |
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