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shit I nominate myself because its 10 to 11 and I'm s'pposed to be meeting a friend @ 11 ... come on spice it up lads ! marlowe , fancy a tryst in the "den" ? :D wheres B3n... collecting firewood no doubt.. I don't trust him... |
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"This is MB Big Brother, could Marlowe please leave the MB Big Brother House!!" Sorry mate.....things are in your favour! |
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b3n, i heard you calling laserbeak a pimply geek last nite in bed!! admit it you fiend!! i vote for ceiling-fan too!! is he out now!! |
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*CEILING FAN IS EVICTED * FOR BEING ANTISOCIAL* ONLY 7 LEFT * PLEASE DON'T NOMINATE LASERBEAK * HE MUST BE TRAPPED HERE AGAINST HIS WILL * LIKE JACK DEE * |
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*core dishes dirt on jedi chris in the daily mirror* |
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not in your favour... |
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Ehm, Marlowe, frankly I'm very disappointed in yourself. |
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I nominate recycle for being american therefore somehow evil... |
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i'm having sex with the chickens for survival |
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*core pops back in to the house briefly* sorry, i forgot my fags... |
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*Jedi Chris hears that Core has dished the dirt, from someone shouting over the wall* I will get my revenge! Recycle....I'm sorry you just have to go! There isn't room in the MB Big Brother house for two Star Wars maniacs!!! |
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careful, i'm feeling unstable!! there could be wild fisticuffs and violence involving cheese graters if peter and b3n, those faggoty lovers, don't stop bumming each other in the pool!!! it's disgusting i tell u!! im off to bed now! |
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but me and laserbreak were 'together' last night! |
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Do you have to? We have to eat those! |
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Those chickens don't love you! They've been flirting with me all week. They gave me a massage, for goodness' sake! |
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I am appalled! |
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*core gets his own tv chat show* |
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THANKS JEDI CHRIS !!! *RECYCLE IS EVICTED * GO NOW AND FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM AND CALL YOUR KIDS NAMES ALL YOU LIKE YOU EWOK_WHORE* right , cheers Jedi Chris mate ! OK , i nominate Jedi Chris... he's dangerous :D |
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i just know chris is down on me because i refused his sexual advances!! that's like SO petty!! gosh! |
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Fuck you....I nominate Smokehammer! *uses the Force* Smokehammer you will evict yourself!! |
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i'm sure you've eaten worse chris! |
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I SECOND THE JEDi!!! HE'S A BAD iNFLUENCE ON B3N!! |
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Aaaaaargg the lies, why do you keep telling these horrible lies about me? Everyone is against me! *starts to weep* |
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You bastard! We were gonna split the winnings fifty-fifty! That was the deal!! |
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I second the nomination for Jedi Chris. There's not even room for one Star Wars fanatic in this house. |
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Ha Ha Ha ! ! |
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actually can I just nominate marlowes hair? it looks like its got a life of its own anyway... |
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*Force chokes Peter File* I'm not being evicted!! I won't go....won't go . . I tell you!!! |
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I nominate JEDI CHRIS ! shit, i alraedy did... don't let the light saber geek survive ! please ! AND he 's welsh ! Oh all my insecurities are flooding out now I'm about to lose :( |
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*core's new found stardom runs out after a mere 4 weeks of hobnobbing with Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson and the like, and he resorts to starring in panto in Blackpool, where he befriends Little & Large, Cannon & Ball, two ex-members of Take That, and Melanie and Des who used to be in Neighbours* |
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I'm English actually! |
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* JEDI CHRIS IS EVICTED * |
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haha!! now i nominate PETER FILe!! he slept with his pillow last nite and it smells so bad!!! |
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HAHA :D |
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Marlowe? Why are you still here? Big Brother asked you to leave... Smokehammer: Watch your back! |
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I nominate Laserbeak. He's missing his family, and I don't think he's really enjoying it in the house. |
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marlowe , did you just evict me ? ... mate ? ... bro'... me old pal ...? :))) |
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MARLOWES HAIR!!! it attacked me |
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What pillow? I sleep next to my stash of rice. |
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big brother pah! it was YOU conniving!! i am still here and fighting for my MB life! someone back PeterFile for evixion!! |
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*Jedi Chris joins Big Brother crew, as celebrity presenter* "Smokehammer please pack your bags, you are disqualified, and you are a total fool! Security are on there way" |
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smokehammer B3n peter file marlowe laserbeak you now must all nominate 2 people ! |
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"Marlowe - this is Big Brother! Get the fuck out of the Big Brother house, you lose!!!!!" |
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i would NEVER evict you smokey old pal!! (b3n, you'll never guess what smokehammer did you to you pyjamas last nite.....*whisper*) |
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i nominate noel edmunds because he made me swap my bike for a crappy compendium set in 1979 |
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*eats worms...* |
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*OK PETER FILE YEAH YOU"RE EVICTED* I HATE YOU YOU SICK BASTARD ** HEHEHE ** PISS OFF JEDI CHRIS YOU WELS... ER... ENGLISH BASTARD !* |
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"This is Big Brother, Marlowe and Smokehammer, will you please leave the Big Brother house....or you will be shot!!!" |
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really marlowe!? that kinda stuff REALLy turns me on! |
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listen to that jedi - what a sore loser!! wasn't b3n his bestest buddy! i smell a conspiracy!! |
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