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Fuck you. I'm off to do an ironic single with Robbie Williams. |
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before rehab we have to TAKE SOME DRUGS ! to help us.. er... find our true style of sound. relkationships ? No, lets just say we got propositioned by every member of Oasis and All Saints and told them to get off our case as we'd rather shag a fucking vicar than a bunch of has-beens !! NME front page headline : you with miner/lipstick/smackhead look jonesy naked cepting an ice-cream cone me bare-chested dribbling blood from one nostril 'BILGE : THE NUDE POLLUTION ' it WILL happen . and they'll love us. for a few weeks. |
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NME 'SMOKE BILGE : I TURNED DANNI MINOGUE INTO A WHORE' cue post-ironic move up the tabloid A-class celebrity ladder with vian a lesbian affair with Danni Minogue 'I did for her what Michael Hutchence couldn't for Kylie. She was begging for more...' what about miner and jonesy ? 'who ?' hah !! the smell of success !! I'm booking into the priory !!! yeehahhh ! |
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The Priory is soooo passe. I'm booking into an under-funded NHS mental hospital in Blackpool. |
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I went to see blur in concert in bristol. They didn't play their best ever song, "sing". The gits. |
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Well......erm......I'm going to book into a Tyneside hospice for mentally unstable transvestite ex-miners before having a torrid love affair with Robbie off Eastenders' dog. Beat that for scandal. |
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jonesy just wants to cash in on the Las-Vegas-isation of our proletarian culture which is the underbelly of Lancastrian coastal towns . He's lost touch with his audience . I'm touring California with Sting next month. |
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I'm going to have sex with that Darius bloke off popstars, live on TV. |
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I would never be so cynical. I've just spoken to Kylie and i'm going to produce her next album. Jealous? |
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Kylie is actually playing live in Newcastle tonight (this is true). I'm going to shoot her so that you can't produce her album, thus fucking up your plans. Then I'm going to fund a Kylie tribute album, and get rich off the profits. |
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Don't shoot Kylie! She makes good popmusic. Shoot Britney instead! "it's in your eyes......" |
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so..?. I'm having breakfast with Tony Blair next week in an £150,000 attempt to boost his 'cool' rating . Kylie huh ? I'm producing her next BABY! with the help of a cryogenically revived Jim Morrison. All paid for by my sista' Madonna . JEALOUS ???? |
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Yes, insanely so. You get to have breakfast? Man that involves getting up early. |
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Well I'm off to sing for the Pope tomorrow and I get to pick from his stable of supple young altar boys. Hmmm. |
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Tony Blair doesn't actually need breakfast because, not actually a being a human , he doesn't have a digestive tract. funnily enough. |
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jonesy thats SICK ! YOU SICKO ! you had to drag it down to the lowest common denominator didn't you ? we were just having a joke .. BUT YOU !!! SICK. everyone knows the pope is too ill to be sung to in his condition . honestly. have you no shame ? |
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Well if Bob Dylan can do it... |
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here i am, sitting in covent garden sipping on my iced tea. to be a 'true' indie band the shirehorses will have to cover one of our songs. what's that? jo whiley's pregnant? hmm. i found a broken chair after one of the evening sessions back then. |
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coffee and tV!! |
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I LIKE cKy!!! |
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Yikes...I dont even want to mention gorillaz once again but fuckit you did mention Blur....hmm thats it |
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did I come in at a bad time?? anyhoot..as for Blur Coffee and TV is a fresh song. And thats it ha ha ha....okkkk bye |
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Wow. I had forgotten all about our plans for total domination of the indie scene. You still up for it, Jonesy, Smokehammer? |
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Whats that song they did? "my satelite" or something.... thats cool |
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i like some of theirr stuff |
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i like Think Tank very much, actually when I see the "riots" thread I can hear "me white noise" in my head, dunno why |
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