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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:48 [#00227920]
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OK I'm wrong. I should have remembered what it was. There
was an article in Bizarre a while ago about it.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-21 09:50 [#00227921]
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Isn't Mike Patton into corprophilia?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:50 [#00227922]
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Erm who's Mike Patton?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 09:51 [#00227923]
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really what did the article say??


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 09:52 [#00227924]
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what is that......does it have to do with dead bodies???

damn jonesy i didn't recognize you....eheheh

do'H


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 09:53 [#00227925]
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come on, lecoeur, devils have more fun, remember south
park!!!

Mike Patton? Didn't know that, but I respect him more and
more since Faith No More went down. His solo albums are
fantastic (though, admittedly, they were made during FNM
era) and Fantomas isn't half bad either... Oh, let the guy
eat poo if he likes to...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-21 09:54 [#00227926]
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Hi Le Couer. Have you tried Welsh Rabbit yet?

Mike Patton was the lead singer in Faith No More and I heard
he was into eating poo.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:54 [#00227927]
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Just saying about it and how the people felt when they were
dressed up. They went to a big meeting for it. I think there
was a picture of two people as rabbits going at it but
that's probably my warped mind. I'm going to look for that
article in my back catalogue now.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:54 [#00227929]
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Nice. Can't see the attraction myself. Anyone here care to
enlighten me


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-21 09:55 [#00227931]
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I never heard any Mr Bungle. What's the album with covers of
stuff. I heard a cover of Ice Ice Baby on TV. Is that him?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 09:55 [#00227932]
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he's just missspelling it. Let me explain:

coprophillia: affection to shit

necrophillia: affection to dead bodies


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:57 [#00227934]
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I had a feeling I was but I wasn't sure and couldn't be
arsed to check. Thanks for pointing it out though. No doubt
I've insulted some shit eaters now.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 09:57 [#00227935]
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dunno about Mr. Bungle covering vanilla Ice but that sounds
like Mike, sure... There are people on this MB more heavily
into Mr Bungle, ask them...

BTW, that stephen hawking thing you sent me is great!!!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 09:58 [#00227936]
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That's who did the cover. That makes me piss myself
everytime.


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-21 09:58 [#00227937]
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I got a bad case of tittyophilia


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 09:59 [#00227939]
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Uh, are there any shiteaters on this MB? If so, let's hear
from them!!!


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:00 [#00227940]
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heheh
yea devils and SADAM hussein.....tee hee

you're a RASCAL!!!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:00 [#00227941]
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this conversation is really schizophrenic...

What album is that on, gigi? Disco Volante?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:02 [#00227942]
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heheh

but of course i have made it.......anything with CHEESE and
BREAD........=0)

ewwwwww........poo is GROSS


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:02 [#00227944]
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uuu, you naughty girls, stop teasing me... Heh, heh, you
should go to bed so that the rest of us can really let loose
our sexual fantasies...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 10:02 [#00227945]
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I don't know. I've only just found out who did the song.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:04 [#00227947]
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ewwwwwwww

i'm sorry i asked

i knew about necrophilia......but i couldn't guess on the
other.....and i didn't wanna go to
dictionary.com.....ehehhee


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:05 [#00227948]
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ah, OK, Ok, I thought you were a Mr Bungle fun, which was
really stupid of me as you only just said you didn't know
who Mike Patton was. My bad, sorry...


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:05 [#00227949]
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hehehe

*stays up all night so you guys don't go NUTS*

ehheheh

actually i like reading the after effects of you guys going
nuts......AHAHAHHA


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-21 10:06 [#00227950]
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Apparently your first piss of the morning and the last one
at night are good for you. I've never tried it though. Oh,
and cum has protein.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:07 [#00227951]
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yeah, but, to each his/ her own. Dead bodies and turds are
not going to complain, that's for sure... Besides, remember
"The Clerks" where Dante's girlfriend accidentally has sex
with this dead guy...


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:07 [#00227952]
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OK OK OK

i have now found the BOTTOM OF ZE BARRELL

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

be careful.....this is not for the young'ins......=0)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:08 [#00227953]
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oh yea......in ze bathroom.....right.......AHHAHAHA

i forgot about that......*puts on DVD*

=0)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:09 [#00227954]
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holy shit, this conversation is completely timequaked, but
it's fun...

lecoeur, you are surely aware of the effect of a young
attractive woman dropping teasing comments on a MB
consisting of solipsistic, disturbed male wankers like me?
But you are kinda nice anyway, stay with us, stay with us
some more...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:12 [#00227955]
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heh, that furnitureporn site, funny...


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-21 10:14 [#00227956]
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Meho...since your a perverted porn-expert, answer this:
If it turns me to see girls wearing latex, can it then be
called a "latex fetish", if I, on the other hand, don't like
wearing latex?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:15 [#00227957]
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hehhe.....you know i have to admit i'm having fun with this
particular TOPIC.....ehehhehe

ummm good clean fun......*looks around for my BF*

heheheh =0)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:16 [#00227959]
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i love the disclaimers.......AHAHHA



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:17 [#00227961]
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definitely. That's classic latex fetish. I mean, you can be
turned on female launfry but still not want to wear it.
Fetish is just when you focus on a part rather then on a
whole, it doesn't mean you have to want to wear/ utilize it
yourself


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-21 10:18 [#00227962]
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i love silk, its so soft against my skin


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 10:18 [#00227963]
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I'm going to check it out now though.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-21 10:19 [#00227964]
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but whats it called when it's the other way around?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:19 [#00227965]
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yeah, that page is actually more fun than the one with
pics.

So, when are you going to bed (slowly moving to the question
of what you will be wearing to bed, of course) (no, I'm just
kidding)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 10:20 [#00227967]
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I think it's the same there's just two sides to the coin


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:21 [#00227968]
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no, see, it's just important that you focus on it, doesn't
matter who it's on etc. For instance foot fetish: do you
fetishise only other's feet or your feet too, etc....


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-21 10:23 [#00227971]
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I once read a problem page in a Sunday newspaper supplement
where this middle aged woman wrote in to ask about sex with
her husband. She discovered that he had been laying a porn
mag behing her to glance at while they had sex. How rude be
that?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-21 10:23 [#00227972]
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...hmmm....
I just thought there was some fuckd up word for it...like
Latexophiliac or something


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 10:24 [#00227974]
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Anyone seen those people who wear those inflating costumes?
That's a bit strage to me.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-21 10:24 [#00227975]
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my GF is hardcore masochist...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-21 10:25 [#00227976]
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i love sheep, their so soft against my skin


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-05-21 10:25 [#00227978]
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AHHAHA

bad bad boiiiiiiiii

i'm retiring now to dream of seeing my BF and MOGWAI in 48
hours......and of course Joey's damn 7 course
meal.......waaaaaaah

*puts on flannel pj's .....long johns.....and leaves bunny
slippers on*

ahahhahh

nanight my twisted friends =0)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-21 10:25 [#00227979]
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I think i have slowly become a sadist....



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-21 10:27 [#00227980]
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i miss madge, now there was a real woman....


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 10:27 [#00227981]
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That's damn rude. Although I know someone who says she
thinks of other men when having sex with her husband as she
doesn't get turned on by him. She says she loves and would
never cheat on him but he just doesn't do it for her.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-21 10:27 [#00227982]
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lecoeur:; nighty night, you should stick around this late
more, you are a lot of fun, girl

junktion: lucky you, mate!!


 


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