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im gonna calm down and make myself a sandwich..pass me the whole cow and the veggymite :) |
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It didn't sell well enough. It was stupid though. |
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nah this thread aint gonna reach jedi levels |
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maybe if you give out a link to "harold and madge porn", then you'll get people talkin' ! hehehehe soooooo many chins! |
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That would make a record length thread. |
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so many chins not enough to fit on standard film. ....maybe i-max |
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the chins they are a-growin' i think harold and madge porn is something people *think* they want, but will soon be put off their lunch when they actually see it.... |
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when are they gonna show that episode where harold makes a move on lou carpenters 10 year old daughter? a little bird told me about it, it was sitting on a tree branch it wozzzz.... |
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harolds chins- guess how many and win a prize! |
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Find a fold and fuck it! |
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you could loose your keys in a fold! |
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fuck!!! this thread is becoming too funny! giginger+bob mcbob are gonna make me chock on my tuba.. ummm yeah. tuba. |
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Surely to lose them in a fold you'd have to be holding them while fisting. |
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It's a tuba fun! (Say it out loud) |
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harold is always playing with his instrument- fingering it, polishing it, making wierd sounds, annoying the neighbours... |
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great, make me sound like a twat! in a room full of people why dont cha! |
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Don't forget to make sure your Bell end is sparkling! |
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haha! and ill clean out the mouthpeice too! |
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stop man! too much laughing is gonna kill me! i've got the kind of mind that can picture harold doing those types of things! even rubbing baby oil all over his body is e-madge-able. ;) bit of english trickery there. |
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Sorry man |
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sometimes i let madge play with it, she has the box it comes in *double meanings a-plenty* |
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That's the spirit old boy. Now blow it hard. Give your lips a good lick. Place your lips on her and go. Don't forget to give a good tounging. Don'y be shy make sure you get good grunt out of her. Don't stop till you panting and can do no more. |
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giginger - i never thought anyone could make tuba playing sound so sexual. you've got some talent! |
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hang on i left the lubricant at the kennedys.... |
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Thanks man. I play the trumpet so I kind of have a back catalogue to fall on from years of smut making |
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yeh it's definantly one of the least sexual instruments. cause it's usually played by people like harold. |
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It's game over if your out of valve oil. Give it a good rubbing though and sometimes it will lubricate itself. |
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but dude...... THE CHINS?! babe magnet man! |
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yeah, if ya desperate just use ya own saliver. |
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There are some sexy birds who play Euphonium though. Oh man, I go to band camp in August! |
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yeh the chins do help. there is some guy who i used to know i think his initials were D.R. he used to bring in the ladies with all his chins. |
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i think u know him princo |
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ive tried to convince lou to join be, but hes busy working up a sweat with drew at the garage..each to his own i guess |
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the chins give madge something to hold on to :) |
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(gasp) i know that man.... he's waaay to old for that old game. he'd be a wizard without even posting a thing on this m.b., if u catch my drift. (200th post for me...) this thread has clock it up for me tonight... |
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yeh she could get a big fistfull....there's plenty of chin to go around. |
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Double chin disting is the new craze for the kids of Ramsay Street. Could you get Flick to join in? She'd look great surfing the Belly of the Bishop! |
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oh i catch your vibe princo. one of those types is he. |
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now that i'd but tickets to. |
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nah flick is too busy making cheesy pop..that steph 'hotcrosses my buns' though, if you know what i mean ;) |
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Good man. I made my 200th post in here today as well. |
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I do indeed. What about Steph? Dione? Libby? The corpse of Mrs Mangel? |
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why dont they make an fully uncut version of neighbours!!! get them all into a king size bed and let the sex god harold do the rounds. ;) he goes all night he tells me. |
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dione could give my tuba a blowing any time, but mrs mangle wasnt called 'mangle' for nothing! |
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yeh harold gets around enough in the cut version they may aswell make an uncut one for the later night audiences. i have also heard harold say he goes all night. |
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Like Hollyoaks: Late? That would be great. Just all the stars naked in a room. 4 dildos, 1 cucumber, 8 butt plugs and one industrial size tub of vaseline with sand in it. |
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don't forget the tuba |
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hop on theres room for all! |
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Holy Shit! I just thought it meant she had a squiffy muff. |
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remember when i worked up a sweat at 'grease monkeys'? serving my wares, providing a service to anyone if the price was right....my hot sausage rolls were a speciality |
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