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shit, make that 15. not 14 |
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hmm yes probably do you have standards? |
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How's being clever working out for me?! What do you think, as I posted earlier pensioners and handlebars in my crotch are the closet I've come to sex recently so, errmm.. enough said. That’s right kids, drop out of school and become whores.. its healthier. :P |
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Thats sick man cant believe this topic is still going from earlier |
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jesus if you can't remember YOUR age I dread to think what these girls are like |
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Yo, Din, I could see that if you were a jock and among the 'popular' kids at school.. Who incidentally get more pussy because whores cling to them like there's no tomorrow, but I won't rain on your parade.. its all in good fun getting pissed drunk and stuff.. ermm.. that is until you get someone pregnant or start pissing fire. |
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what! pissing fire isent normal!!! |
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Err... Remind me never to touch your pee pee. |
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no im talking bout older sisters friends :-) yes i have some morals. apparenlty if i abstain from extra-marital sex through life, i will have MANY large breasted women at my command in the next life. how cool is that! i mean, it actually specifies "many big-breasted women" as my reward in the 'holy book'. And you thought islam was all about flying planes! i dont think its gonna last though. im off to uni next year! ive got a feeling the shits gonna hit the fan, i'll start listening to r'n'b rubbish and become a pimp daddy. |
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I don't like most religion but HEY, believe what you want. I've got nothing particularly hard against the eastern ones mind you.. its the corrupt and crap western ones that peeve me off a bit.. especially since I've had the stuff forced down my throat somewhat.. it kind of stings.. |
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well, I haven't... I, like grinningcat, have some morals, and have grown up being taught that you must wait till marriage... I might, and I might not, but I'm definitely waiting for a girl I care about a lot, cause I do have standards... through highschool I wasn't much of a ladies man, so yeah, I was a loser... :) |
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*Humps* I was actually far too shy to get humped enough in high school so... boo hoo to me. |
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the closest I've come to sex? Well, I've frollicked on my bed with this girl, and felt around insider her shirt a bit... Mmmm, that was nice!!!! :) |
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dont u just wish u went to one of these american high skool things where every1 just shags each other!!! |
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I'm shy. |
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I don't know how I could be a youth in todays society and be religious |
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ROFL cmon guys get out and experience the joys of the punanying! |
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I'm working on that... |
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ive talked to girls a few times...so im getting closer!! now...i just have to extend those conversations to beyond the 5 minute mark...and ill be one step closer to sex machine status! |
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dont look at sex as some goal or mission just love a girl or boy and love (Sex) just comes along with the package :) |
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I'm 16, I used to go to one of those "american high skool things" but too many tried to "shag" me, so I left. Being the emotional kind of girl I am, I don't want to be pre-attached to anything through physical things, like sex, unless I know they're going to stick around. Otherwise it's detrimental. So needless to say I have "frolicked about" on any beds. I have had a lot of contact with the private areas or what not, but that's usually an accident... |
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yeah, you know I'm the same way... I'm a guy, but I'm very emotional as well... it would be hard for me to just go out and participate in casual sex, because I would keep getting attached to the girls, and I think I would be hurt a lot... now, when I find a cool girl and fall in love, then I will do the funky chicken with her so to speak, but I don't want to do it with just anyone... |
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good for you. you and quoth, you and quoth.... hehehe |
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what? |
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yeah, what? Do you want me and Quoth to do it or something? :) |
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mmm.. you know it Mr. Fuckmaster!!!!!!! HAHAH :) i've waited so long to say that! *humor is necessary in a messageboard like this! hah |
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the closest I came to sex today was scratching my testicles |
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hehe... :) |
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Whoa... hahaha. Oh goodness I can't stop laughing and my mom wants to know just what is SO funny... |
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you know you want in one action Jabizzy! jabizzy jabizzy let's get jiggy jabizzy jabizzy watch out for my jizz! SEE! |
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you're killin me! |
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Whoa... I'm not a junior anymore! |
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lol... :) |
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yeah...i get attached too easily too... heh...all it takes for me is a friendly smile and a 'hello'...so yeah..something intimite like sex is not something i'd be able to do casually... |
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see...youve lost your innocence as a junior due to this thread...and quoth's constant jizzing... |
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yeah. the emotions are the fun part in a relationship, I think. sex is about as fun as any other drug - to really enjoy it, there have to be other things involved. love, romantic feelings, and good conversation (though probably not during!) are the best enhancements to sex. |
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she was just deflowered:) NICE ONE QUOTH! YOU SICK OLD DADDY! deflowering the innocent junior like that! and with the point difference... disgusting! |
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hahaha that one slipped completely by me... in related news, I'm not a lurker anymore! |
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i dont know which way it would be funnier.. a junior being deflowered by an 'old daddy'..... or a 'lurker'! :P |
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a wizard!!! |
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lol ! it sounds bad no matter who does it ;) |
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worse still...a lurking old daddy!...ewww |
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"funniest topic ever !!!!" ummm was this serious at all?!! |
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the closest ive bin to sex is riding the pony at the beach.... |
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Engaging in the sport itself, mate.. |
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I bet Harold is a sex machine |
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indeed he is!!! if you've been following the "I love porn" thread |
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harold is a love-matic humping machine who likes nothing better than a romp in the sack....except perhaps a nice plate of sandwiches or sticky buns |
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