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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-23 11:37 [#02645450]
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on so many people. the guy at the desk. he sees me make a beeline for the below deck elevator, and if i were to be homeless and trying to duck in, yes, that would be... so do i have a room? after being homeless i enjoyed making him hullo me repeatedly because... fuck yo- i mean, hi, yes, i have a room.
later i'm in need of cones, stat -- and, shit, it's 3am, closest open is probably... maybe the desk guy will -- and i have to HULLO him three times before i can tear him away from some group gaming session on his tablet. or, wait, he's sitting in the lobby this time? this is the same guy i hope? did i just bug some random...
so i ask, "do you work here?" when he tears off his cans. but no, it's same guy, now that he's looking at me dead on i can see it. aaand, other question? ...no, i've already come up with the best option -- the mobil, 0.9 away. off into the night
then i'm waiting for the same elevator and he's HULLO HULLOing me again and i think: gosh i gotcha
pakistani ~ "HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE-" shark ~ "Do you work here?!" pakistani ~ "YESSIR i just want to know if you have-"
at this point, he's done the same; he's not sure if i'm the same guy before or not. so i clarify as the door starts to close
"i was mashing up our previous two conversations," i say. "you know, how you asked me this before, and then later i asked you if you worked here, and so this time...." but the door is closing and his expression is puzzled
"...you don't have a very good memory, do you?" i say as last words before door. the muffled responses computes roughly to: sorry sir what was that?
"you're pretty stupid aren't you?" i say. the door closes. "that's why you work at a hotel desk" i tell the door. it's true for both of 'em
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mermaidman
on 2025-12-24 09:20 [#02645479]
Points: 8513 Status: Lurker
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the actual lol is that that guy works at a hotel desk and you don't have a job
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