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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2025-12-23 11:37 [#02645450]
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on so many people. the guy at the desk. he sees me make a
beeline for the below deck elevator, and if i were to be
homeless and trying to duck in, yes, that would be... so do
i have a room? after being homeless i enjoyed making him
hullo me repeatedly because... fuck yo- i mean, hi, yes, i
have a room.

later i'm in need of cones, stat -- and, shit, it's 3am,
closest open is probably... maybe the desk guy will -- and i
have to HULLO him three times before i can tear him away
from some group gaming session on his tablet. or, wait, he's
sitting in the lobby this time? this is the same guy i hope?
did i just bug some random...

so i ask, "do you work here?" when he tears off his cans.
but no, it's same guy, now that he's looking at me dead on i
can see it. aaand, other question? ...no, i've already come
up with the best option -- the mobil, 0.9 away. off into the
night

then i'm waiting for the same elevator and he's HULLO
HULLOing me again and i think: gosh i gotcha

pakistani ~ "HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE-"
shark ~ "Do you work here?!"
pakistani ~ "YESSIR i just want to know if you have-"

at this point, he's done the same; he's not sure if i'm the
same guy before or not. so i clarify as the door starts to
close

"i was mashing up our previous two conversations," i say.
"you know, how you asked me this before, and then later i
asked you if you worked here, and so this time...." but the
door is closing and his expression is puzzled

"...you don't have a very good memory, do you?" i say as
last words before door. the muffled responses computes
roughly to: sorry sir what was that?

"you're pretty stupid aren't you?" i say. the door closes.
"that's why you work at a hotel desk" i tell the door. it's
true for both of 'em


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-12-24 09:20 [#02645479]
Points: 8513 Status: Lurker



the actual lol is that that guy works at a hotel desk and
you don't have a job


 


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