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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2024-12-31 21:39 [#02640093]
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two dozen spell recipees
1. causes it to rain cookies with a sideeffect of also raining frogmunks.
2. casts "enlarge cookie" 3. summon a storyteller who tells a story about frogs. This storyteller has a 75% chance to summon another storyteller (who also has a 75% chance to summon another etc), each augmenting the same story while talking together.
4. casts hypnotize on a target. Has a side effect of filling any nearby glasses with ale.
5. attacks target with rainbow hamsters. 6. summon bert for a ride (non sexual). 7. casts "catch rambunctious animal". only works on rambunctious animals in the mushroom kingdom such as cupcake squirrels.
8. casts bramble. ensnares with thorns for max 3 turns with 50% chance to break out each turn.
9. summons cupcake badger to fight alongside you. spell requires mayonaise.
10. unlocks door/chest. 11. create a moonlight hologram of yourself. must be night. 12. makes monster hungry for cookies (can be used in conjunction with enlarge cookie spell)
13. teleports nearest forest critter indoors 14. causes target to acutely think about nonsense. Wears off in in one mushroom kingdom day (17.735 hours)
15. casts suds, making target very sudsy 16. when cast on a target their next dream will be about owls.
17. opens portal to enter simulation of random lifeform in the mushroom kingdom. Current mind is lost but restored when simulation ends.
18. summons 4-10 frumpkins to play hide and seek. 75% chance that the rolled number is an integer, 25% decimal resulting in gibs for the partial frumpkin.
19. transforms any frog into a frog gun 20. smudges the pixels of a target into the background 21. summon climbing vine 22. unzips stuck zipper 23. turns any normal window into a stained glass window 24. casts "arid" which will radiate out turning land to desert starting at cast location but takes 1000 years.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-12-31 22:11 [#02640095]
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Something tells me we can expect more of this behavior in 2025! And let me try again but if you uploaded a snog, it’s not there
Don’t think it’s there or here or snoggy wear
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kei9
from Argentina on 2025-01-01 22:08 [#02640107]
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Beatiful fanfares
I really liked the first one with vibraphones and the one before the second one with vibraphones.
Rythm displacements all over really nice. Thank you
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-01-02 02:18 [#02640108]
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best i can do is raindance traffic accidents into existence
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kei9
from Argentina on 2025-01-03 00:12 [#02640117]
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mermaidman
on 2025-01-03 08:34 [#02640118]
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that wasn’t magic though they were mesmerized by how good you were dancing
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-03 09:07 [#02640119]
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sounds like maybe q ziq sampled that for lunatic harness. I've been experimenting with attempts to make about 3x faster snogs (which become spells at that speed) sound less repetitive and more interesting, and it seems the main way is to 'mix' individual monophony ish parts in/out of the overall polyphony whole. That makes repeating stuff more interesting on the next repeat when theres new stuff mixed in and less repetitive. Simply changing some notes around without mixing in/out parts has way less effect and still sounds "same"y. At this speed each note is so fast that simple "vibraphone" type tones are maybe even preferable, because most effects to notes take time and there isn't much time per note. I've tried speeding up other random songs that sound good at normal speed other people make before and they rarely sound good sped up like diddy kong racing music on crack, more like just a song that was obviously sped up.
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kei9
from Argentina on 2025-01-04 15:06 [#02640139]
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You may find this interesting this
The low voice starts slow while the upper voice starts fast, then the lower part starts to speed up while the upper part slows down.
One can make polyphony from a single melody by playing it at diffeternt speeds and octaves (or other intervals) over itself
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2025-01-05 20:46 [#02640150]
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monophony doesn't exist: every note you're playing is part of some other timbre's chord
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obara
from Utrecht on 2025-01-05 21:36 [#02640151]
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All those Skyrim mod ideas I haven't searched/sought/tried yet, thank you.
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kei9
from Argentina on 2025-01-06 00:15 [#02640155]
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Gregorian chants are to be played using sinewaves only
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-06 07:06 [#02640156]
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I think sine waves are most simple, overtones then add.. 'stuff'.
Here is a new spellbook I found, use at your own risk since I don't know what effects they have:
Necronomipro
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-01-06 16:08 [#02640158]
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that wasn’t magic though they were mesmerized by how good you were dancing
guilty as charged
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RussellDust
on 2025-01-07 09:28 [#02640167]
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Been reading this
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2025-01-07 12:11 [#02640169]
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izzy wizzy lets get psychogeographical
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2025-01-07 13:21 [#02640172]
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excellent spells thank you, i managed to astrally project my left thumb
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-01-08 22:23 [#02640210]
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I enjoyed every spell, especially the first and last
the first one is like DOO-LIL-DOO-LIL DOO-lee-lee-DEEEEEE!! In a rap battle with like mariah carey she wouldn't know what do in return
the last one had some rhinoceros beetle drums that were sick and I simply ask for more drums here and there because your percussion great. I'm not trying to be a musical director.
Your animated artwork and your gameâ„¢ have this sorta thing where things start bunched together and then fan out psychedelicly (SP?). I hear that mechanism here too, in the music. I wonder if your very thoughts do the same. But that'd probably make you insane.
Anyway I enjoyed the slightly more chiptune sound palate, the smaller sounds, the points where you put a melodic phrase in BOLD, the general baroque nature of the whole thing. Every bit of it was cool. Thanks for sharing.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-10 00:24 [#02640238]
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Thnaks y'all. My guess is AI would need songs to be 1000x faster to be considered art to them. Slower songs would just be interpreted as obvious data, kinda like us looking at a single square and saying that's art. I might download some videogame sounds (like I found the sounds for punchout on "copyright for everyone else but not for us, umbrella over all art, tube". Usually percussion is white noise ish or pitch down shifting so you don't have to "tune" them, however u can still sense pitch when playing a snare at a different pitch relative to itself. Melodies can pretty much be turned into drums, just without longer notes. If the c++ language ends up being non shit enough & I'm motivated to tinker in it before the totalitarian organized crime government kills me by banning me from shelter and electricity and heat... again, putting me in Indias "untouchables" caste. Anyway I might eventually have way more control to "change a triangle wave to a square" or make a random percussion unit based on random types of noise, code different types of reverb/echo, automated intricate detail in whichever crazy time measurement, changing tempo over time, mutating songs eternally so its just "1 song" that has a million different permutations etc. THAT woud be cool.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-01-11 14:39 [#02640246]
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before the totalitarian organized crime government kills me by banning me from shelter and electricity and heat... again, putting me in Indias "untouchables" caste.
eye noe rite?
i bet they also tell you you're mentally ill and need "help" that is actually quite the opposite of, well, help
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-11 18:29 [#02640253]
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Still haven't worked out what this word means but everything I find clustered around it is right fucking interesting
What's ur take?
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2025-01-12 17:04 [#02640265]
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when i was young i stole a book of witchcraft from my mom's friend and after reading a spell backwards to put out fires, a fire had started in our fireplace at some point
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-24 21:59 [#02640573]
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That's a good idea, you could make a monster full of cookies instead of hungry etc.
Great news everyone! Here is a magical spell snog called: Dancing Millipede
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2025-01-25 09:35 [#02640580]
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lol i think that gave me brainworms, then before my very eyes a picture built up, line by line of 16 colors that formed a mansion, surrounded by trees without leaves and a little pond. followed by bunch of dancing millipede heads, hopping left and right. opening and closing their tweezers in a two frame animation cycle
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-25 19:54 [#02640592]
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Music is pretty much a 1 dimensional linear (but multiple lines can be simultaneous, its amazing our ears can decipher anything from super complex pressure differences in molecules) pattern balance with some repetition but not too much to be boring/annoying. But the parts that repeat can probably be mapped to respective repetition in 2d video, such as the scene you describe. I'm pretty sure AVI is the video format that has no compression so easier to programmatically work with. That's one thing that I want to do when/if I get into c++ before the government sabotages the entire world. One main idea is to map music notes/rhythm to function parameters, like one function might take an integer that just represents the radius of a circle, another parameter in the same function might be how many spikes are around the circle, another might be spike height etc. And map the music to those function parameters timed to the rhythm. There's a bunch of other 'visuals dance to music' things other people make. It doesn't have to be surreal shapes, like the functions could map to the millipedes legs or eyes or body curvature, camera zoom etc.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-01-27 04:45 [#02640682]
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I don't understand all the integer/radius circle stuff but this song sounds gay and the I like the part where it's all weeeloolooowelooloo looolooloolooooLOO
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-28 00:25 [#02640694]
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Thnaks, (you are) reward for listening is you have to listen to like 14 more:
My Latest Wankings
But it looks like sndup often doesnt work, maybe it got wind of my social credit score and is blacklisting me to. So you might get lucky and not have to listen to them.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-01-28 20:07 [#02640702]
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"jumpshare" audio link expires in 24 hours I guess: My Latest Wankings Duplicate Link
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-01-29 22:43 [#02640730]
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both links not working, but dead links, acceptable
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-02-04 20:56 [#02640824]
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The NWO really doesn't like people freely, anonymously uploading that illegal stuff called music which might lead to unapproved emotions or thoughts for something other than big brother. If you manage to share too much music they assassinate you like John Lennon. They want you logged in, signed up, so they can concentrate their beams on you which blacklist you from the entire consolidated monopolized fascist internet. These are just their pre 'AI-human involuntary merging' tactics; later tactics will take a form similar to the White Christmas episode from Black Mirror, which must only be viewable on NWO netflix as predictive programming.
Anyway, sndup links don't work anymore, whoever ran that site was likely murdered by the NWO. It took 20 minutes of searching for a place to upload mp3 files that don't expire in 24 hours and where you don't have to sign up. Here is a test link for "vocaroo" of "my latest wankings triplicate link". I'm pretty sure the link after this one will be better, at least I thought it sounded good yesterday.
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mermaidman
on 2025-02-04 21:28 [#02640825]
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how are you so sure that vocaroo isn't owned by the nwo
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-02-04 21:37 [#02640826]
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I'm now white proud to represent, or to present or something, another... another batch of songs. Take them... but don't take them for granted! Cherish them! French kiss them like an elephant's butthole.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-02-04 21:52 [#02640827]
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i cleaned the lenses & didnt see this: LAZY_TITLE
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mermaidman
on 2025-02-05 09:25 [#02640828]
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lol
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-02-08 20:47 [#02640914]
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loved it, your music is still genius and comforting after all these years!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-02-08 23:56 [#02640917]
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Thatnk's, here's is your'd reward (punishment) for listening:
to84
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2025-02-09 16:47 [#02640932]
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the thought of checking another spam in rapid succession was a punishment, but the reward was worth!
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-02-12 23:38 [#02641025]
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im behind on your spams and cant listen now
making your own synth in c++ is crazy talk tho you need to further and start by making your own cpu
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-02-13 01:36 [#02641029]
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reminds me of "i, pencil", surprisingly made in the alleged year 1958, given that I'd assume the "i" part would be some idiot imitating forced memes from nwo "i phone". I got a good bite into wav file manipulating software in slow python recently back when the nwo made me live in a minivan, by attempting to write it on a laptop in the nwo library since they had nwo surveilled internet. Then they launched the nwo covid depopulation psyop and closed the homeless shelter (library) "due to covid", after claiming property rights of the mouths of all who entered by making them wear masks, so even programming was illegal since you pretty much need internet to do it. You almost can't point to any institutionalized behavior or systems without pointing directly at obvious death penalty deserving organized major crime.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-02-13 11:38 [#02641031]
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