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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 12:48 [#02637418]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



an important thing, after sleeping, after waking up, is to
take standing up very seriously for the time being, which is
having just awoken. you've been in horizontal mode for hours
and all sorts of shit has been going... sideways... like
blood pressure and cerebral fluids going car warsh on the
ol' neurons to prevent the alzheimers placque. and you can't
just stand up and go like you were last nite. you have to
just... stand up, for a while, pay attention to it. like
you've never stood up before. you can't just go to a fucking
meeting

but th36s just m7 opinion


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 12:51 [#02637419]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



stand up and walk to yr local community law centre, stop
fucking procrastinating


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 12:55 [#02637420]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



there is a weird thing that happens in [spAAAAce] to
astronuts; something about the right eye and blah blah even
NASA can't figure out. and this is a serious problem and
shit for going outside of earf; even travelling to other
planets.

once i asked my father: am i nearsighted because my genes
evolved so i'd function better without seeing it all?

and he took my idea very seriously. thot. for a while.
enough to know he's not just shooting me down. and he came
back with: no, you just grew up with good nutrition and
nature didn't expect you to be so tall. and i've taken a
physics class involving biomechanics and you can't scale an
ant up to sci-fi levels because it would collapse under its
own weight, if an ant were as tall as a skyscraper. also
physics wouldn't allow it to resperate at that scale with
the same design, and... that sort of shit, i kind of
accepted his answer, but i also wasn't happy with it, and i
could tell, neither was he.

and now, my answer is: it's the right eye because that's the
typical direction of blood flow in your average human,
unless you have that weird rare genetic condition causing
all your internal organs to be reversed in a chiral way.

i actually understand how to design a meditative yoga
routine to counteract this in space, now that i see it this
way. even dad would have loved this answer, when his best
satisfied neither of us. but he's dead and no one listens to
me


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 13:06 [#02637421]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



no one listens to me either it seems


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 13:14 [#02637424]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02637421



Belbster, I listen.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 13:16 [#02637425]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



while i'm sharing, i stopped jerking off weeks ago. but i
let one go a couple days ago after i realized i was letting
myself get too pent up and it's the right approach but now
it's backfiring. it happened quickly and rather boring
really. i'm not sure how many days ago it was. happy with
this marginally corrected approach. we all get the details
wrong sometimes


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 13:22 [#02637426]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



what this dingus needs to do is fill a large water bottle,
make a pack of sandwiches and camp his ass out at local
services (law centre) before he's homeless

and instead he's like "naw i hack unix lol, i've set cameras
up so you can watch my self-destruction live and direct.
give me money, as long as i don't have to lower myself to
your level. yr all dolts. help me. i hate you all"


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 13:24 [#02637427]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637425



that couldn't be less surprising if you tried, whack off
whilst yr life implodes, sure


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 13:26 [#02637428]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



well yeah but if you nofap enough you can kali linux into
the universal mainframe and make yourself god emperor


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 13:30 [#02637429]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02637428



god emperor with a calcified prostate :(


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 13:30 [#02637430]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



this might be what he's sincerely hoping for


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 14:52 [#02637431]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



this is only getting better


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 14:56 [#02637432]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



it's like, time is not an infinite resource here, i'm sure
he can take a little time off from his hours of homebrew
pseudo-yoga


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 15:08 [#02637433]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



“homebrew
pseudo-yoga” waits for no one!!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 16:01 [#02637434]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



how limber can one man be, really


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 16:02 [#02637435]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



As limber as a three dollar bill


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 16:54 [#02637436]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



oh my gosh so many minutes of premium ambient hum just wnet
to wat

only i heard it
should be audible nau


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 16:55 [#02637437]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



ppmm@ricedoutindustries.com

someday your audi will be rocking this shit down the street


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 17:21 [#02637438]
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riced out industries is generating such nice ambient hum and
no one is sending it any money. the phone? only good to
check to see if weed or money has been sent


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 17:34 [#02637439]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637437



hello are you actually reading these messages

9 digit bank code or full name plz

this is the last time i will offer to help you


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 17:36 [#02637440]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02637439



no

lol

doubtful 🤨 😊😊😊


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 17:47 [#02637442]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



this stupid cunt is going to starve himself into another
shit disaster because he's too cool to give his last name


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 17:56 [#02637443]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



and as i've said, i'll pay thru bandcamp if you reinstate yr
nevenen page. if yr precious identity is so inviolable


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-03 18:16 [#02637444]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



he’s not going to starve himself,
And besides people need to eat less
Fat


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 18:21 [#02637445]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



if a surname is too much i guess you won't bother to let us
know what date yr due to be homeless, or when yr due in
court

i'd sure like to know just how much of an idiot ostrich yr
being, but i'm guessing yr a little embarrassed that mr big
brains can't sort his life out


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 18:23 [#02637446]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #02637444



he needs fucking fibre so he doesn't turn to stone man.
that's terrible advice


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-08-03 18:47 [#02637447]
Points: 1995 Status: Regular



I'm sending Cornish Fudge, extra creamy.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 19:21 [#02637448]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



no don't it'll melt
so hot out


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 19:29 [#02637449]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637448



are you just so much of a fucking troll by nature that you
can't help but troll me to rage just by ignoring me? i have
$200 going spare if that clarifies the matter, should keep
you in hot pockets and weed or whatever for a bit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 20:02 [#02637450]
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i basically said i don't want to give out my bank info
sorry?
i am @nevenen on venmo but i may not have set that up fully
not trying to ignore you, i just... not... bank routing?
sorry?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 20:08 [#02637451]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637450



fine, no bank info, but a last name means i could use xoom.
or if you set up that bandcamp page again i'll use that


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 20:11 [#02637452]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



but honestly, could you be any less gracious? do you think
i'm going to sell yr details to the albanian mafia?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 20:15 [#02637453]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker



venmo is US only btw

set up that bandcamp with some rubbish drone


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-08-03 20:17 [#02637454]
Points: 1995 Status: Regular



I'm hearing that people in Haiti are worried about this and
have started putting together an Aid Package.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 21:59 [#02637456]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i actually posted my address on here a couple times you
could just ship me something. but let me know because i've a
couch in front of the door because they sent a second SWAT
team recently. it's such a pain. i have to move the sofa
every time i want a cig. i'm sleeping, and the fuck? you
assholes again? christ.

i think i mentioned that on discord? probably got missed


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-08-03 22:06 [#02637457]
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so he's going to go to the post office to send 200 dollars
to usa?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-08-03 22:07 [#02637458]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular



epic are you abusing adderall again or you're like this
sober now?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 22:18 [#02637459]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



honestly i think sending him money when he won't even be
bothered to try to get on food stamps or do any fucking
thing about his situation except be a huge bitch to everyone
who cares is just enabling him


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:20 [#02637460]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



so, the SECOND SWATTING: i am asleep. i tell the
motherfuckers to get the fuck out of my house. this round is
much more efficient. i am handcuffed to a gurney. you
assholes. do you need me to be mobile now? ok. then they
mysteriously cut me loose after talking about a three day
section again bla bla

essentially -- someone who i can cross off my friends list
FUCKING FOREVER got their knickers in a twist over-reading
some gloomy text i sent. but then the system works so poorly
it's like 14 hours later and i'm asleep when the cops invade
my house and what the fuck? i was just sleeping? what is
wrong with you?

another read is they wanted to give me enough time to
actually suicide because that would make their stupid shiny
motherfucking lives simpler. when in fact i was not.
actually. suiciding? you dumb shits. yes the same
motherfucker who sent the jehovah's witnesses to me while i
was tripping on acid just swatted me, thanks. rot in hell,
that one wasn't finny at all


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:21 [#02637461]
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darius you are such a poisonous horrid person. i hope you
get raped repeatedly.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 22:22 [#02637462]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



like i'm really not the type of person to got fuck
solidarity and all but the only thing he seems to actually
want is an audience while he digs himself into a hole, fuck
that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:25 [#02637463]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



uploading the good jawn to bandcramp is a reasonable idea i
mite


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 22:26 [#02637464]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637460



okay you sent a concerning text to a friend and they were
afraid you were going to kill yourself and they wanted to
make sure you weren't dying so now you're angry at them too.
that's nice.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:27 [#02637465]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i struggle to think of a worse person than darius. i
actually kind of like mermaidman even though he's a nob


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:28 [#02637466]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



darius you are my current filled slot for who i consider the
most fetid soulless sack of crap.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 22:29 [#02637467]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



cool i hope that helps


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 22:30 [#02637468]
Points: 6383 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637466



no


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-08-03 22:34 [#02637469]
Points: 12385 Status: Lurker



i mean okay, i understand it sucks to have the cops show up
at your house, especially in america where cops love to
murder people. but you know what also sucks?
it sucks when a friend a friend kills themself and you
wonder if you could have saved them, even if it meant
sending the cops.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:36 [#02637470]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



see, like, i'm supposed to be suicidal. this is what certain
people think, you know? the fact that i'm not is really
fucking with things. i was pretty much talking about how i
walked up to it, casually tape measured my grave, then
said... nah, fuck it, this is stupid. so no, i am not
suicide. and this is really messing with people right now
like you wouldn't believe. but i am in a shituation and i'm
out of weed you motherfuckers. there's no weed in my
mailbox. you're all useless


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-08-03 22:36 [#02637471]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular



i agree with darius 100% and that was even before you called
me a knob


 


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