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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:37 [#02637472]
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SOMEONE BRING ME SOME FUCKING WEED
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:39 [#02637473]
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does anyone want to come over? does anyone dare
come over and smoke me up plz
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:43 [#02637474]
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i mean i can hear the doorbell. but it'll take me a minute to move the sofa. i am wearing shark kigurumi pajamas that's how you'll know it's my house, the delay from the door bell impulse, the sound of a sofa moving, the shark
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2024-08-03 22:44 [#02637475]
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i think you do need to have someone with you, yes
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:44 [#02637476]
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i am just a new eschelon of problem shark
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:45 [#02637477]
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ew, darius. gross
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-03 22:45 [#02637478]
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darius can't come over. i've never, like, full-on socked someone out of nowhere, but...
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 22:48 [#02637479]
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bandcamp page, chop chop you fucking fool, i've already told you how to get free money, if you want to spend it on weed not food you will end up back in hospital with more debt
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-08-03 22:56 [#02637481]
Points: 6385 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02637476
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and you misspelled echelon mr big brain
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-04 22:57 [#02637492]
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dude, you look so stickman thin. if you go to a shelter, they must give you something
call salvation army or whatever
a working brain needs real food, smartass
GET AWAY FROM THE PC
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-04 23:07 [#02637495]
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aren’t you close to a university?
go to the fucking campus. the mensa. ask for help
they deal with this everyday, mate
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-04 23:26 [#02637496]
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they will definitely have a pin wall where you can offer your synths and put an email / number
I also bet there must be a pawnbroker near you. you won’t get much but, it’s better than leaving it there when they get you
if you don’t start doing something about it
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-04 23:41 [#02637497]
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keep the digitakt, banana boy
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 01:18 [#02637499]
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and don't ever watch this
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 07:13 [#02637502]
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i can't find my phone. it's lost in the house somewhere
you idiots. i am not an addict. my only problem substance is alcohol. i bought 1.0L Evan Williams whiskey on the first or so and now it's gone and i am not inclined to buy more. that is my state w/rt addiction, etc. i know the whiskey gets me nowhere. i won't buy more of that. the weed actually gives me a handle on my brain enough to do some yoga and maybe.... shit, where is my phone? i am such a problem shark
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 07:14 [#02637503]
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obviously the adderall is not an addiction, simply something that helps me actually function. and now i do not have that, so now i am worse, functionally, etc. thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:03 [#02637504]
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oh, details. 8/4/84 i was 16 in 2000 and i'm 40 in 2024 it was my birthday. for the trainspotters, that's what i decided to do for my birthday, gradually work through a liter of whiskey leading up to the day itself and now it's done and the whiskey is gone and no more will be purchased. and where the fuck is my phone
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:04 [#02637505]
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i also want to add. the idea of writing a note and putting it up on a pin board at a local university... that made me literally LOL
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:20 [#02637506]
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LAZY_TITLE
i was crossing the street via a button that triggers janky flashing lights and some man screamed at me for making him stop and pedestrians have right of way motherfucker and i think that was also saturday in natick massachusetts
a fucking pin board. ice cream. "hippies." catering. $billlionsssss
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:20 [#02637507]
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i dunno someone could probably spin my situation into something. all i need is a fat pipe i can't start a siphon with just my lonesome
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:31 [#02637508]
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siphons. yes. my father showing me that concept, it lumps in with the trippy shit seeing fireflies and cicadadadada i can't spell everything correct without adderall, but i can spell, thanks.
money does no good unless it moves around. money is effectively blood, and if it pools up and stays still it clots and it's like.... i visited CVS the other night, and it felt like an arms deal. there's a beefy black guy i got into mild words with for no reason other than i am mildly pissed [drunk] and angry and sorry i'm buying this and leaving. i am sorry, i did buy the things, i left, there was no incident. shop again at CVS!
it's all self-checkout. the only human there is a security guard. that's CVS now. like the arms dealer in a video game
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-05 08:33 [#02637509]
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a pin board. lol
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:10 [#02637514]
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you should try it. you might meet real people
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:12 [#02637515]
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happy birthday manik
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mermaidman
on 2024-08-05 12:16 [#02637516]
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this dude asks help from people on xltronic and the idea of putting up a note on a pinboard at his local university makes him lol... that sums up epic for you
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:29 [#02637517]
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escapism 101: spend all you energy arguing on xltronic
MIT bulletin board
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2024-08-05 12:31 [#02637518]
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to be fair he is also rubbish at accepting help from people here lol
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:32 [#02637519]
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tru
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:33 [#02637520]
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tru 2
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 12:34 [#02637521]
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maybe he needs to get homeless first and he is not at his lowest point, yet
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mermaidman
on 2024-08-05 12:48 [#02637522]
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but he asked for it no one gave him advice out of nowhere
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DADONCK
from here on 2024-08-05 13:01 [#02637523]
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this will give him something to think about. he just needs to believe, that he got the idea himself
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-08-05 17:07 [#02637525]
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Epics has made everyone come together like the united nations to call him a gimp
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-05 22:54 [#02637539]
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He’s an influencer
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-08-06 02:04 [#02637547]
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Hes brought everyone together in a way I didn't think was possible, I think he might be the answer to the middle east peace conundrum
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-06 02:13 [#02637548]
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Yea, quite possibly…but since that’s in a different part of the zoo, can he run our country and bring peace here?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-08-06 03:40 [#02637550]
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Graft Epics brain Trumps brain I'm sure there is sufficient cranial capacity since Donald's brain is probably now the size of a shrivelled walnut, using all trumps non sequiturs at a much higher and random rate. Can you imagine the speech at the UN
"last week my trousers exploded, not very good people bad hombre, I hacked UNIX ya know, i'm covered in shit, build the wall FUCKERS!"
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-09 12:44 [#02637607]
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oh, if we're putting together my space program: springs. you can't generate gravity without lots of evil dangerous magnates [musk, etc] and more power [reggie watts, elon musk, etc] than the station can afford, and all XOR(cize) is about resistance and reps [where we can see eye2eye] so you need to use springs in space to yank the ol' meatsack in ways gravity does to do things like drain the salty gout brine or whatever you call it. then we go back to the biophysics class that, despite half sleeping through, tells me you also need COGS, because of the easement curve the shape foments. this is explained all in idiot terms because, well, i'm not terribly good at calculus. but none of the people that are good at calculus smoke weed and can we work together? otherwise elon musk is king of mars and sam altman's gay future robots are queen of venus (citation: Redline [2008 anime]. moving too fast)
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-09 14:18 [#02637608]
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there was a truck ad in CAR AND DRIVER magazine (which i subscribed to for years as a lad) that was like "POWER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CONTROL"
and this morning, yes, i think these two things are fungible. you want more power? you need more control. because if you push the power to hard, some motherfucking calculus happens, and it's like trying to put a baseball on top of a basketball and the autism nook is all askinder. this is equivalent to 1/SNAFU_PRINCIPLE from R. A. Wilson books, i stole a lot this from him, because he stole from the best mankind has to offer
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-09 14:31 [#02637609]
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my process is: well, that was even better than we actually meant it! we simply described a small ball on top of a large one, because that's what came to mind, that situation. but the little nubs on a basketball. the brain's semi-critical state. allowing the baseball to choose from a network of nooks to settle into [autism] but this is still a really dicey situation, guys? and it takes some finesse and practice and simply time and hands on, and... christ, it's even a sports metaphor. then the thing about baseball aerodynamics because of the stitching, we glue that together with the basketball nubs and gravity unifcation easement curve i don't know. what i do know is i want to mess with my boss delay pedals more
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-09 14:48 [#02637610]
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redline is actually 2009, sorry. i am a human meatsack and all i can do is my best, and my best to clean up the results of doing my best
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