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an important thing, after sleeping, after waking up, is to take standing up very seriously for the time being, which is having just awoken. you've been in horizontal mode for hours and all sorts of shit has been going... sideways... like blood pressure and cerebral fluids going car warsh on the ol' neurons to prevent the alzheimers placque. and you can't just stand up and go like you were last nite. you have to just... stand up, for a while, pay attention to it. like you've never stood up before. you can't just go to a fucking meeting but th36s just m7 opinion |
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stand up and walk to yr local community law centre, stop fucking procrastinating |
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there is a weird thing that happens in [spAAAAce] to astronuts; something about the right eye and blah blah even NASA can't figure out. and this is a serious problem and shit for going outside of earf; even travelling to other planets. once i asked my father: am i nearsighted because my genes evolved so i'd function better without seeing it all? and he took my idea very seriously. thot. for a while. enough to know he's not just shooting me down. and he came back with: no, you just grew up with good nutrition and nature didn't expect you to be so tall. and i've taken a physics class involving biomechanics and you can't scale an ant up to sci-fi levels because it would collapse under its own weight, if an ant were as tall as a skyscraper. also physics wouldn't allow it to resperate at that scale with the same design, and... that sort of shit, i kind of accepted his answer, but i also wasn't happy with it, and i could tell, neither was he. and now, my answer is: it's the right eye because that's the typical direction of blood flow in your average human, unless you have that weird rare genetic condition causing all your internal organs to be reversed in a chiral way. i actually understand how to design a meditative yoga routine to counteract this in space, now that i see it this way. even dad would have loved this answer, when his best satisfied neither of us. but he's dead and no one listens to me |
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no one listens to me either it seems |
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Belbster, I listen. |
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while i'm sharing, i stopped jerking off weeks ago. but i let one go a couple days ago after i realized i was letting myself get too pent up and it's the right approach but now it's backfiring. it happened quickly and rather boring really. i'm not sure how many days ago it was. happy with this marginally corrected approach. we all get the details wrong sometimes |
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what this dingus needs to do is fill a large water bottle, make a pack of sandwiches and camp his ass out at local services (law centre) before he's homeless and instead he's like "naw i hack unix lol, i've set cameras up so you can watch my self-destruction live and direct. give me money, as long as i don't have to lower myself to your level. yr all dolts. help me. i hate you all" |
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that couldn't be less surprising if you tried, whack off whilst yr life implodes, sure |
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well yeah but if you nofap enough you can kali linux into the universal mainframe and make yourself god emperor |
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god emperor with a calcified prostate :( |
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might be what he's sincerely hoping for |
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this is only getting better |
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it's like, time is not an infinite resource here, i'm sure he can take a little time off from his hours of homebrew pseudo-yoga |
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“homebrew pseudo-yoga” waits for no one!! |
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how limber can one man be, really |
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As limber as a three dollar bill |
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oh my gosh so many minutes of premium ambient hum just wnet to wat only i heard it should be audible nau |
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ppmm@ricedoutindustries.com someday your audi will be rocking this shit down the street |
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riced out industries is generating such nice ambient hum and no one is sending it any money. the phone? only good to check to see if weed or money has been sent |
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hello are you actually reading these messages 9 digit bank code or full name plz this is the last time i will offer to help you |
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no lol doubtful 🤨 😊😊😊 |
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this stupid cunt is going to starve himself into another shit disaster because he's too cool to give his last name |
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and as i've said, i'll pay thru bandcamp if you reinstate yr nevenen page. if yr precious identity is so inviolable |
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he’s not going to starve himself, And besides people need to eat less Fat |
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if a surname is too much i guess you won't bother to let us know what date yr due to be homeless, or when yr due in court i'd sure like to know just how much of an idiot ostrich yr being, but i'm guessing yr a little embarrassed that mr big brains can't sort his life out |
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he needs fucking fibre so he doesn't turn to stone man. that's terrible advice |
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I'm sending Cornish Fudge, extra creamy. |
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no don't it'll melt so hot out |
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are you just so much of a fucking troll by nature that you can't help but troll me to rage just by ignoring me? i have $200 going spare if that clarifies the matter, should keep you in hot pockets and weed or whatever for a bit |
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i basically said i don't want to give out my bank info sorry? i am @nevenen on venmo but i may not have set that up fully not trying to ignore you, i just... not... bank routing? sorry? |
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fine, no bank info, but a last name means i could use xoom. or if you set up that bandcamp page again i'll use that |
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but honestly, could you be any less gracious? do you think i'm going to sell yr details to the albanian mafia? |
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venmo is US only btw set up that bandcamp with some rubbish drone |
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I'm hearing that people in Haiti are worried about this and have started putting together an Aid Package. |
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i actually posted my address on here a couple times you could just ship me something. but let me know because i've a couch in front of the door because they sent a second SWAT team recently. it's such a pain. i have to move the sofa every time i want a cig. i'm sleeping, and the fuck? you assholes again? christ. i think i mentioned that on discord? probably got missed |
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so he's going to go to the post office to send 200 dollars to usa? |
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epic are you abusing adderall again or you're like this sober now? |
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honestly i think sending him money when he won't even be bothered to try to get on food stamps or do any fucking thing about his situation except be a huge bitch to everyone who cares is just enabling him |
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so, the SECOND SWATTING: i am asleep. i tell the motherfuckers to get the fuck out of my house. this round is much more efficient. i am handcuffed to a gurney. you assholes. do you need me to be mobile now? ok. then they mysteriously cut me loose after talking about a three day section again bla bla essentially -- someone who i can cross off my friends list FUCKING FOREVER got their knickers in a twist over-reading some gloomy text i sent. but then the system works so poorly it's like 14 hours later and i'm asleep when the cops invade my house and what the fuck? i was just sleeping? what is wrong with you? another read is they wanted to give me enough time to actually suicide because that would make their stupid shiny motherfucking lives simpler. when in fact i was not. actually. suiciding? you dumb shits. yes the same motherfucker who sent the jehovah's witnesses to me while i was tripping on acid just swatted me, thanks. rot in hell, that one wasn't finny at all |
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darius you are such a poisonous horrid person. i hope you get raped repeatedly. |
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like i'm really not the type of person to got fuck solidarity and all but the only thing he seems to actually want is an audience while he digs himself into a hole, fuck that |
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uploading the good jawn to bandcramp is a reasonable idea i mite |
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okay you sent a concerning text to a friend and they were afraid you were going to kill yourself and they wanted to make sure you weren't dying so now you're angry at them too. that's nice. |
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i struggle to think of a worse person than darius. i actually kind of like mermaidman even though he's a nob |
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darius you are my current filled slot for who i consider the most fetid soulless sack of crap. |
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cool i hope that helps |
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no |
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i mean okay, i understand it sucks to have the cops show up at your house, especially in america where cops love to murder people. but you know what also sucks? it sucks when a friend a friend kills themself and you wonder if you could have saved them, even if it meant sending the cops. |
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see, like, i'm supposed to be suicidal. this is what certain people think, you know? the fact that i'm not is really fucking with things. i was pretty much talking about how i walked up to it, casually tape measured my grave, then said... nah, fuck it, this is stupid. so no, i am not suicide. and this is really messing with people right now like you wouldn't believe. but i am in a shituation and i'm out of weed you motherfuckers. there's no weed in my mailbox. you're all useless |
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i agree with darius 100% and that was even before you called me a knob |
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