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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-10 19:32 [#02636156]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



fuck lawns. i mean, there is a point -- if you let it grow
all wild you get bugs and mice more. that's what it was
actually supposed to be for, ok? it's an engineered moat of
order to keep disorder at bay. but a lawn is not going to
stop plastic in the drinking water, and it's not going to
prop up that imploding baby microwave. it has become
entirely too much waste of resource. expensive flowers. lawn
mowers loud. man blowing goats with his goat blower. loud
piece of shit that blows trash, roll into my graveyard,
there has to be a cheaper, sustainable way

rocks? yes, that's ugly, i agree. but there are rabbits and
mice and bugs and so i think we just want some whatever
grass that grows nice and mow it once in a while, generally
it's pretty haggard and we're just lazy enough to stop bugs
and mice and maybe we grow some rabbit food as a hobby but
this is not a job retirement career worth paying for you
fathedz


 

online earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-11 01:27 [#02636163]
Points: 27784 Status: Addict



are you back in the uk?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-11 10:20 [#02636167]
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does everyone have a lawn in the uk


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-11 13:38 [#02636171]
Points: 1897 Status: Lurker



Why does Pete... oh, never mind.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-11 13:46 [#02636172]
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dan is probably busy scaring the neighbors in his wizard
costume i don't think he'll get your message any time soon


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:06 [#02636173]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



George Michael is a lot like a Wham bar now

Bent, tasteless and blue


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:40 [#02636174]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



ick astley, moped blamonge, rotoscoped cock, 50 foot
imprint. scaffold rotational, gargoyle clarkson millit
mullet mankini grocery hermitr limitless sandwich bags
nailgun arcade


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:40 [#02636175]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



lobus, fridge magnet, infiinite horse face, cherry red,
babbons cock leapng over the spiral of the enped cream
cheese fudge factory zooming down the ginger read pive to
the winton butt cheek distilleryire state frige minge factor
80 horse whip


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:41 [#02636176]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



black mandingo terror shadow snoop strealth iover the
leather clad garden gnome ship shape corrigated tennis
raquest fidigiting museli midget fused to the underside of a
coool fanny smic whirp


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:42 [#02636177]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



greasy frinmge, tanned leather ball gag mincing vegan
sausage invader, winton, grayson, charlie horse snoot white
powder handbang sniffing biifin warrior


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-11 16:44 [#02636178]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



firing gigantic replicas of simon cowells arse over a school
playground


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-13 01:06 [#02636214]
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i've actually never been to england.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-13 01:07 [#02636215]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



i've never had enough time, money, a moment to breathe... to
take a vacation

but then i never wanted to go anywhere. i just wanted to
nevenen


 


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