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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 12:39 [#02635932]
Points: 25218 Status: Lurker
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i was rather terrified to find there is some, like, reddit cult based around... i dunno, a game i collapse into like a snooze while waiting for the T ~ making statistical bets about whatever's going on around me. i've marveled this bramble refore and this is just is-mint.
there are no promises in life. will gravity stop working how it always has tomorrow? no one has promised you anything in this regard -- think about that. they could just take it away from you. how would you handle it?
my family is ridiculously, like, stop trying to turn me into a sock puppet of what you want. well what if my family starts talking to my landlord behind my back? because they've done it before. this has happened to me like twice by 2014 and both times i just threw my arms up in the air and... fine, alright, remake my life like a reality TV show. i admit i need some help. but 2014 and i'm already threatening to get a restraining order against my mom. she thinks i am starving and in truth i have quit frozen pizza. she starts showing up at my house. i have to drive my own house and go somewhere else because she is waiting after the store. i had bottin on. "please. stop. mov-ing" endless mother. fucking haunting
this is sort of like a meme that forms a repeating family structure of networked brains tldr. i'm not starving. mom you're an asshole. i have ptst. i really do. i am NOT. LYING. but i have been through so much at this point that i am just, like, god-level unflappable. WHAT IF MY FAMILY TOOK AWAY GRAVITY TOO?
i've planned for that, motherfuckers. you'll be sorry.
but my family can't mess with physics. i can't either, nor can bezobo jeff. so i really do not anticipate gravity changing next thursday, or whatever. the idea that gravity would be "shut off"... what would that even do? how would... nevermind. it won't happen. it's absurd. but so am i, so i took a moment to plan it out for a laugh anyways. why not? i enjoy this lots
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