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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 07:49 [#02635899]
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dumbo trump. i name people same as the donald, and that's
what he gets out of me. dumbo trump. your guy is going to
jail. you've been had. you know it, deep down. you've been
living the same way yourself though. no actual ideas. not
creating anything. just pecking order. mammal shit politics.
you've been had. you know it, deep down. you've been living
the same way yourself, robbing peter to pay paul to
pickleball some $40mil spend millions making a fancy place
for rich people to spend millions and where do all these
millions come from? a corporation cinve==converts the
emotional agony of software drone #3 into millions fuck this
compute3r shit a farm is a business

a family is a dollar store
money and memory and cash and caches
cache is more than you can carry that's why u cash

the trump people. it'll be cool and all when donald finally
has to go sit in the corner, but violence in the streets?

i won't mince words. government is complicated. this is not
sports. this is about "how do we all want to live together?"
and you don't have to freaking be like me but you do need to
actually crack a book for once in your life.

i will assign homework. i want all the maga people to read
old yeller. if i'm going to DJ for you, well, you lucked

read old yeller. get hung up on... hydrophobia? look a word
up for once. not because it is required. but because that's
pretty weird and what the heck is that and we're genuinely

then perhaps those "The Great Brain" book

eventually you'll realize books can get you like a movie but
wow rudyard kipling's mum boiling cats, horses in blood up
to the fetlocks [FARM WORD WOO YA] and holy shit hp
lovecraft and poe

go ahead and try to kick my ass, anyways. i'm smart enough
to not be in range. then what? prosperity? i have a plan and
u don't loser so yes keep bullshitting, jail is just
bullshit too, right?


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 07:53 [#02635900]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

i'm banning that obnoxious body language verb where you
point out both palms like laser marbles


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 09:02 [#02635925]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

speak of the devil, as it were... my rage was such that i
demanded a hamburger, and i'm at the bar, and i hear this...
he's a walking archetype. the voice, the words, the vibe. i
know what he looks like before i even look at him. alright,
i'm fast, but he would probably win. and he's probably

but wait. it's saturday. it's his day with the kid father
gets the weekend divorce situation. he doesn't know what to
do. a wizard has sat in front of him and blocked his view of
baseball [i only figured this out in retrospect; the seat
pulled me in like a magnet]. he's crabby and he and father
gets the kid on the weekend into the beer store for
heinekin. swear he was going to get into a silverado, but
no, ford. same thing tho.

and when i say i have all the marbles. and you've lucked
out. i pulled my personal copy of "old yeller" off the shelf
just now. my dad read it to me. it's goofy, but i think this
man should read this book aloud to his son, just try,
indulge me, this is my olive branch to the trump camp. i'll
throw it in my backpack for when i walk around in case i
spot him again. i've been trying to think of something to
actually justify the backpack

back in reality ~ i amuse myself with all this abstract shit
to help keep track of my marbles in an evolving situation.
and i refuse to stop and there is nothing you can do but you
need to take it on the chin and laugh with me, planet earth


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 23:28 [#02635944]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

i mean. reading old yeller to your kid. what i missed was,
like, physical education. someone really needs to teach you
how to concentrate to use these muscles. i still do all
sorts of wrong shit with my core muscles i'm trying to fix
because "sit up straight" is, like, a skill?

reps. we will see eye to eye on reps. reading old yeller to
your kid is like doing reps for your speaking voice, which
is also your inner voice, and you're also doing reading reps
and maybe the kid is still young enough he'll fondly
remember how it feels as your powerful voice resonates into
his thighs and this becomes part of his inner voice.

but old yeller also teaches you the value of dogs, and this
is like... you need a certain amount of xyz. old yeller is
the first stepping stone in understanding dogs. the great
brain series adds some gems like "you know your dog's alarm
bark" like, the dog barks differently when there's an
intruder. the dog uses different... dog words, i suppose.
old yeller, the bastard, clever enough to steal the meat
travis brought home. but that's the dog proving its worth.

so you're stretching your speaking voice, your inner voice,
and you're collecting these things. you have many already,
but some were missed, some will be new. and you need, i
dunno, really like 200 of them at least. it's a lot and it
will take a year but that's actually about enough and now
you can be a "citizen" and if you feel so inclined to return
the favor let's talk about reps and what are you doing to
get those guns


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 23:30 [#02635945]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

conversations, emotions, it's this chain of things in flux
and you have to flawlessly nail this chain of emotional
parkour moves to... government is hard. it's not simple.
don't government until you've taken at least an hour to cool
down and see if you still government the same way with a
cool head. that's logic. and you actually are clever, just
no one showed you how


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-03 00:01 [#02635946]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

i felt reasonably sure by my late teens, and now i am
certain: if you have downs syndrome, that's a very
particular thing. but if you don't have anything like that
and you think of yourself as "well i'm not very smart"
you're wrong. it's kind of like how no one ever taught me
how to use some of my core muscles right and now i'm almost
40 and i'm still figuring this shit out. i'm probably
missing plenty else still

being smart is a muscle, unless you're genuinely retarded.


offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2024-06-03 00:37 [#02635948]
Points: 27774 Status: Regular

you need to learn to concise. i'm appreative of your
sentiment and agree with pretty much everything you've

but, being in an island is safe and having people agree with
you is a threat. you're not on your own even if you wish you


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-03 02:40 [#02635950]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

oh sure. everyone around me is content to repeatedly parrot
poorly thought-out bullshit and then tell themselves they
did the best they could for me and i wouldn't listen. if
only i'd listened to jesus, that was my problem. right now?
until riced out industries gets its startup cache, i hate
people. i think they are all fucking parasites. you show up
when i am struggling and waste my time with jesus and i
waste more of my time being polite about getting rid of you
and your crap and we're nice people. we help others. no you
don't. you came and gave me this shit so you can tell
yourself you're good peoples and you help others. all you
did was waste more of my time to cover your own nut
emotionally; give you license to say i'm an asshole when,
well, since i didn't accept jesus, since i said fuck off to
being software engineer three for some vampiric company that
will fire me in nine months, i am the asshole and you did
everything you could. you fucking vultures. steve albini
quit because there's no one worth recording. especially
after i quit. you've suffocated everyone and now the whole
ecosystem is in a death spiral. give me my fucking startup
cache. double your money back, but fuck off with ownership
stakes. i'd rather no one get anything than give you a piece
of me ever again. fucking. vultures.


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