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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 03:37 [#02635898]
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there's all this crap about pfas and algae and i find
myself wanting... oh, not brita pitcher. so i'm having a
laugh and buying fancy waters for... whatever. i just want
some good water right now ok? and i'll just shell out

so one i buy is FIJI and now news like

FIJI RECALL

and i just checked... i have the winning numbers! for, um...
manganese overdose. china, cheaters never prosper, breathe
my farts instead of air. i have your toxins unopened. and
you know what MTG cards that goes w/? no? cool

tldr the tap water is sketch so i buy upscale water and it
is immediate recall. well, i recall faster than this water,
but, fuck off. it feels dicey now. be careful what you open

power cycle your power cycle your power cycle your bicycle
day no handlebars [contains pfas]

i may have to drink more beer on tap at the pub to be safe.
is that ok? am i ALLOWWED? is there enough room for me at
the bar with all the fat rich people? no? too bad. i'm
coasting through on something like the steve jobs reality
distortion field gone open circuit

it's a good time. but this really is incredibly hard work
and even water is [DANGER] in america now. stand by ur man
by not breathing now im gonna crank it bbl


 


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