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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 03:37 [#02635898]
Points: 25169 Status: Regular
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there's all this crap about pfas and algae and i find myself wanting... oh, not brita pitcher. so i'm having a laugh and buying fancy waters for... whatever. i just want some good water right now ok? and i'll just shell out
so one i buy is FIJI and now news like
FIJI RECALL
and i just checked... i have the winning numbers! for, um... manganese overdose. china, cheaters never prosper, breathe my farts instead of air. i have your toxins unopened. and you know what MTG cards that goes w/? no? cool
tldr the tap water is sketch so i buy upscale water and it is immediate recall. well, i recall faster than this water, but, fuck off. it feels dicey now. be careful what you open
power cycle your power cycle your power cycle your bicycle day no handlebars [contains pfas]
i may have to drink more beer on tap at the pub to be safe. is that ok? am i ALLOWWED? is there enough room for me at the bar with all the fat rich people? no? too bad. i'm coasting through on something like the steve jobs reality distortion field gone open circuit
it's a good time. but this really is incredibly hard work and even water is [DANGER] in america now. stand by ur man by not breathing now im gonna crank it bbl
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