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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-31 22:28 [#02635884]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



when I logged in, you utter bastards


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-05-31 23:19 [#02635889]
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Personally I saw you were online and I was like "I want to
post but I'll wait till he leaves."


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-05-31 23:23 [#02635890]
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My post was going to be about driving trucks. I'm *strongly*
considering getting a commercial truck driving license and
going for it. It pays a lot and the open road has always
called to me a bit. Love long road trips, have driven in
some way or another for a living for years now.

But again, hyperflake was in the active user list. Gonna
have to wait a bit otherwise I might get a reply from a
normal dude. *barfs*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-31 23:40 [#02635891]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to Wolfslice: #02635889



haha


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-31 23:41 [#02635892]
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sounds good to me, I've wanted to try that truck driving
game, i'd be scared of falling asleep and smashing into a
bus full of school kids


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-05-31 23:56 [#02635893]
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yeah my personal fear is snow/ice on the roads because I
haven't really had to drive in those conditions before. I'm
also a bit afraid of heights, driving against sheer cliffs
is a bit sketchy. But I've done it before and didn't fly
off--- just not in a truck.

But... if all these other motherfuckers can do it, why can't
I?! And why can't hyperflake?! I dunno. It seems like it's
worth a shot.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-05-31 23:58 [#02635894]
Points: 4836 Status: Addict



Even at the low end as a company driver, it pays like 5k a
month or 60kish USD a year. That'd wipe out the last of my
debt pretty quickly.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-31 23:58 [#02635895]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to Wolfslice: #02635893



Yeah you will get used to it no doubt. Sounds like an
admirable thing to do


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-31 23:59 [#02635896]
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would be a great excuse to listen to music constantly


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 03:13 [#02635897]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



even wizards need to do laundry
and sleep
then things like... now, i have to stop and clean the
toilet? now?
it's garbage knight? TODAY? er,,, TONITE?
do marbles sleep?
[the windmills stop at nothing]


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-06-01 09:38 [#02635901]
Points: 7705 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Plus you can get extra income in arm wrestling competition.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-01 10:17 [#02635902]
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i witnessed russell sodding off to be specific


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-01 10:23 [#02635903]
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but he probably just left to play with his action figures


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 10:24 [#02635904]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



income? excum

most people are like "i might buy the truck driving game"\\

to my "can someone please give me some money to do some of
my ideas" and, like, this is not leaving a pile of money on
a picnic table. there will be visibility and receipts and no
one will have to ask in fact can you be a little less
verbose in your ROI expanse rapports?"

i'm looking for... 256k? 512k? 640k?

then fast forward six months. i've taken a threadbombing
approach and 90% of the capital is still there but i've
launched 2^4 bizarre small ventures that re-enforce each
other and gradually Nice Things start to roll out the door.

i've always turned a profit on the WAT stickers and $500 i
could print more. but i never have the cash. and now my
landlord is like "the timing of the payments matters since i
am retiring from the soul-lesss Oracle, Inc" as my asshole
BPD Mom is dicking me around about a loan from the money my
dad left me so i don't have to lose all my shit again? and A
LOAN, you cunt? with interest? as you talk to me like i
can't manage money?

you know what? i call bullshit on this whole thread


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 10:32 [#02635905]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



the whole planet is absurd now. but the court system still
works and i'm watching you do one thing on camera as you say
you're doing something else. and your retirement? what the
fuck does that add to humanity? i want to cause some vast
hilariousness [and net a tidy profit] and your retirement?
and then it's time to condescending talk about save for
retirement. should i clean the toilets or conserve water?
you red queen fuckers. how about: i will disassemble the
plumbing of reality to express myself


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 11:19 [#02635906]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



stochastic beak


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 11:25 [#02635907]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



the shit my family does, ok? that nixes the fact that i come
from a "good family" and i've a "good education"

the shit my family does, ok? take alcohol. i can have it in
the cabinet and leave it alone for weeks. but the shit my
family does, old patterns, i think at this point they
actually want to drive me into the bottle because then they
don't have to pretend to go through the motions of giving
a... damn good case for the right lawyer shark


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 11:28 [#02635908]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



and i have been right about.. AI and search and web browsers
and etc?

now the internet is useless and i have all the marbles in my
hed.

i mean this is the time to ask for capital? i think? whevata


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-01 14:20 [#02635910]
Points: 1897 Status: Lurker



I admit it, it was me that released the "Joyrex Tapes"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-01 19:40 [#02635913]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



I admit it, my shit sucks right now. And the best I can do
is take it on the chin and have a solid laugh in revenge.
I'll knock someone out if they get in my face, but since
alcohol stopped being a problem a couple years ago I will
never ever start shit on my own. That my shit sucks so much
I'm having trouble falling asleep and finally I do and the
landlord and the nosy italian driveway-hosing neighbor are
all buzzing machines and wake me up and i've only just
gotten a couple hours finally, thanks you assholes. then i'm
walking around the block repeatedly after a zig in a snooze
and landlord is all HAY CAN I WALK WITH U no thanks. i think
i'm going to walk a bit more and go back to sleep. i don't
care about your retirement plans

when people are like "i can buy your album, sorry" that's
like $5 i never get until a month later and then have to now
pay taxes on a year later. and i'm fussing with my synths on
a call because all my mom ever does is talk about her dog
and how they haven't finished building a garage for her car
yet and i may as well do something for myself while i suffer
through. but then she's talking to me like i'm four and it's
ANNOYING NOISE and WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK TO U no
thanks. i don't care about your alzheimers. in fact, i think
u deserve it. u cunt

i'm going back to sleep for now. riced out industries could,
theoretically, still work though. if you daft dogfuckers can
blow billions on WeWork you can't spot me half a mil as i'm
saying you'll get so much documentation on where that goes
you'll get sassed and alright you're not wasting it stop
spamming me with expense reports for a bluetooth keyboard

because that's what i have to do with my family to prove i'm
worth even... i dunno, the cost of a nail to hammer through
my foot to keep me from escaping their horseshit. but i'll
cut my foot off and drip/limp to a payphone and call an
ambulance... chasing lawyer

i'm going back to sleep


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 07:41 [#02635922]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



if you've rooted the biome... now what? now fucking what?

alright. new job role. i am a professional wizard. i run
riced out industries (and everything else) from my attic
using a still ongoing compilation process using magick cards
as a programming language. you fuckers will provide some
long overdue seed capital, and i'll try to be patient when
you complain i am being too thorough about accounts and
where every dollar goes because money is essentially mana
and magick the gathering land and etc. i am serious about
this silly plan. print some wat stickers, get a decent
computer and bootstrap bea arthur's bush, etc. -- like,
what's the profit in the bea arthur thing? well i'm doing
that crap along with nine other things like it at the same
time if you give me half a mil. and now you're not worried
about your money anymore you're excited to see how it goes.
and soon you'll be drowning, like, this is going so well,
can you stop sending updates? i don't have time to see this
much going

then [jeff mills the wizard mix sample] alright back to
business


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 07:43 [#02635923]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



that neatly sorts out why the MTG card "Millstone" was
eating at me so much. i mean it's a heavy marble, rock,
whatever, but jeez


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-02 08:32 [#02635924]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular



LAZY_TITLE

see? he's a wizard and it's working fine for him


 


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