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when I logged in, you utter bastards |
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Personally I saw you were online and I was like "I want to post but I'll wait till he leaves." |
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My post was going to be about driving trucks. I'm *strongly* considering getting a commercial truck driving license and going for it. It pays a lot and the open road has always called to me a bit. Love long road trips, have driven in some way or another for a living for years now. But again, hyperflake was in the active user list. Gonna have to wait a bit otherwise I might get a reply from a normal dude. *barfs* |
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haha |
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sounds good to me, I've wanted to try that truck driving game, i'd be scared of falling asleep and smashing into a bus full of school kids |
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yeah my personal fear is snow/ice on the roads because I haven't really had to drive in those conditions before. I'm also a bit afraid of heights, driving against sheer cliffs is a bit sketchy. But I've done it before and didn't fly off--- just not in a truck. But... if all these other motherfuckers can do it, why can't I?! And why can't hyperflake?! I dunno. It seems like it's worth a shot. |
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Even at the low end as a company driver, it pays like 5k a month or 60kish USD a year. That'd wipe out the last of my debt pretty quickly. |
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Yeah you will get used to it no doubt. Sounds like an admirable thing to do |
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would be a great excuse to listen to music constantly |
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even wizards need to do laundry and sleep then things like... now, i have to stop and clean the toilet? now? it's garbage knight? TODAY? er,,, TONITE? do marbles sleep? [the windmills stop at nothing] |
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Plus you can get extra income in arm wrestling competition. |
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i witnessed russell sodding off to be specific |
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but he probably just left to play with his action figures |
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income? excum most people are like "i might buy the truck driving game"\\ to my "can someone please give me some money to do some of my ideas" and, like, this is not leaving a pile of money on a picnic table. there will be visibility and receipts and no one will have to ask in fact can you be a little less verbose in your ROI expanse rapports?" i'm looking for... 256k? 512k? 640k? then fast forward six months. i've taken a threadbombing approach and 90% of the capital is still there but i've launched 2^4 bizarre small ventures that re-enforce each other and gradually Nice Things start to roll out the door. i've always turned a profit on the WAT stickers and $500 i could print more. but i never have the cash. and now my landlord is like "the timing of the payments matters since i am retiring from the soul-lesss Oracle, Inc" as my asshole BPD Mom is dicking me around about a loan from the money my dad left me so i don't have to lose all my shit again? and A LOAN, you cunt? with interest? as you talk to me like i can't manage money? you know what? i call bullshit on this whole thread |
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the whole planet is absurd now. but the court system still works and i'm watching you do one thing on camera as you say you're doing something else. and your retirement? what the fuck does that add to humanity? i want to cause some vast hilariousness [and net a tidy profit] and your retirement? and then it's time to condescending talk about save for retirement. should i clean the toilets or conserve water? you red queen fuckers. how about: i will disassemble the plumbing of reality to express myself |
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stochastic beak |
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the shit my family does, ok? that nixes the fact that i come from a "good family" and i've a "good education" the shit my family does, ok? take alcohol. i can have it in the cabinet and leave it alone for weeks. but the shit my family does, old patterns, i think at this point they actually want to drive me into the bottle because then they don't have to pretend to go through the motions of giving a... damn good case for the right lawyer shark |
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and i have been right about.. AI and search and web browsers and etc? now the internet is useless and i have all the marbles in my hed. i mean this is the time to ask for capital? i think? whevata |
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I admit it, it was me that released the "Joyrex Tapes" |
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I admit it, my shit sucks right now. And the best I can do is take it on the chin and have a solid laugh in revenge. I'll knock someone out if they get in my face, but since alcohol stopped being a problem a couple years ago I will never ever start shit on my own. That my shit sucks so much I'm having trouble falling asleep and finally I do and the landlord and the nosy italian driveway-hosing neighbor are all buzzing machines and wake me up and i've only just gotten a couple hours finally, thanks you assholes. then i'm walking around the block repeatedly after a zig in a snooze and landlord is all HAY CAN I WALK WITH U no thanks. i think i'm going to walk a bit more and go back to sleep. i don't care about your retirement plans when people are like "i can buy your album, sorry" that's like $5 i never get until a month later and then have to now pay taxes on a year later. and i'm fussing with my synths on a call because all my mom ever does is talk about her dog and how they haven't finished building a garage for her car yet and i may as well do something for myself while i suffer through. but then she's talking to me like i'm four and it's ANNOYING NOISE and WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK TO U no thanks. i don't care about your alzheimers. in fact, i think u deserve it. u cunt i'm going back to sleep for now. riced out industries could, theoretically, still work though. if you daft dogfuckers can blow billions on WeWork you can't spot me half a mil as i'm saying you'll get so much documentation on where that goes you'll get sassed and alright you're not wasting it stop spamming me with expense reports for a bluetooth keyboard because that's what i have to do with my family to prove i'm worth even... i dunno, the cost of a nail to hammer through my foot to keep me from escaping their horseshit. but i'll cut my foot off and drip/limp to a payphone and call an ambulance... chasing lawyer i'm going back to sleep |
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if you've rooted the biome... now what? now fucking what? alright. new job role. i am a professional wizard. i run riced out industries (and everything else) from my attic using a still ongoing compilation process using magick cards as a programming language. you fuckers will provide some long overdue seed capital, and i'll try to be patient when you complain i am being too thorough about accounts and where every dollar goes because money is essentially mana and magick the gathering land and etc. i am serious about this silly plan. print some wat stickers, get a decent computer and bootstrap bea arthur's bush, etc. -- like, what's the profit in the bea arthur thing? well i'm doing that crap along with nine other things like it at the same time if you give me half a mil. and now you're not worried about your money anymore you're excited to see how it goes. and soon you'll be drowning, like, this is going so well, can you stop sending updates? i don't have time to see this much going then [jeff mills the wizard mix sample] alright back to business |
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that neatly sorts out why the MTG card "Millstone" was eating at me so much. i mean it's a heavy marble, rock, whatever, but jeez |
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see? he's a wizard and it's working fine for him |
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