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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 09:14 [#02635859]
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are we all having some web problems? [cereal killer voice]
i think so!

for, actually, it's coming up on ten years, i have dreamed
of a web browser. that is like emacs. in all the good ways
and the bad. to be fair, all the other web browsers can be
vi. you can be militant about which but you have to pick one
or the other i'm afraid.

this is always how everyone has tried to sort me out.
doesn't feel great, does it? let's add some context.

my parents were briefly incredibly proud when i immediately
took to the concept of a screwdriver at, i dunno, 3 or 4.
this followed a standard arc in some ways: it stopped being
amusing around the time i took apart a lamp -- mains
voltage; etc. and all the screwdrivers disappeared.

let's add more context: i found them. they were re-hidden,
they were re-found. they were locked, and i still managed to
get them somehow. and then, finally, a new context was
presented for me to disasemble:

here are your own tools! and they're plastic fake tools. and
i shit you not, i was so young i did not understand this was
a trick. i really was stoked, like -- finally, people! why
are you slowing me down?

but the tools are plastic PFAS fantastic and the plastic
screwdriver... i try it all over the house, it doesn't fit.
anything. the screwdriver is discarded on the spot like a
banana peel in the hallway. because plastic pliers, well,
they're still... plier...y.. and i think i'm going to take
apart the water line on the toilet now to express myself

because at that point i'd figured out they weren't real
tools. at this point [i shit you not] i also realized that
santa was probably bullshit too, and, well... tangenting,

i want a web browser that is like emacs. in all the good
ways and the bad. all code. it will be a nightmare to
modify, but if you are like me, you can sort it out. e-lisp
is horrifying i cannot manage it at all. unless i need
something to work and then it does the job quit bitching not
like you fuckers do shit


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 09:24 [#02635860]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

i understand RMS. i suspectrum he's on the [finger to nose].
like, the sort of man who doesn't understand the difference
between indoor trumpet and outdoor trumpet when playing back
some string part from a bit of edvard grieg he needs to
reference backwards, and, this would all be fine, but we're
at a cocktail party and the trumpet is so loud it's stopping
the room and everyone is looking and still the trumpet is
going, unaware. and i have infinite patience for such
people. this happened to me once. i was mesmerized,
actually, by the fidelity of his trumpet playback. it was
like i saw in his head for a moment. then i felt the heat of
everyone staring at me. and he's still going. and i'm
shifting back and forth. um. uhhh.

because i don't have that problem. i know how to indoor
trumpet. so can we un-cancel RMS please? the problem with
canceling people is it's this blast of emotion with no plan
or logic and what now? well, RMS is the sort of person,
where.. until someone, like, proved pedophilia is wrong
using math
then man would not hear of it. but as soon as
someone does? input accepted. he knows it's wrong now. and
the strength of his resistence before, sticking to being
wrong, that's how strong he's on your side now. he will
fight pedos to the end of the earth now. it was, is all
abstract, etc.

some people, perhaps, do deserve to be cancelled. puff
daddy? weird power tripping voodoo sex monkey. lady gaga
doesn't have sex. i don't have sex. i'm a shark furry. we
all have our shit. whatever. can we just get over ourselves
and go to basics like: no violence. people matter. dogs
matter, cats matter, love them, but they are not human
lives. cops are humans too. they harass people sometimes
because... imagine sitting in a speed trap 45 minutes
nothing happen, wouldn't you halluncinate some crime out of
sheer boredom? like microsoft's AI is hallucining carlin
marbles and onion calculus (...)
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 10:02 [#02635862]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

also also -- the logo for wwwolf is three wolves howling at
the moon, like a celtic knot, like the firefox logo, but
celtic knot rotating awooo because this is what i said when
i hatched this whole idea in harwich, cape code, USA a
decade ago. give or take 56 nanosandwiches


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 10:03 [#02635863]
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and adobe's AI is licensed properly and maybe riced out
industries has the budget for a month of adobe. but
certainly not an omnimax film camera for some michael bay
crap [tldr (...)]


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 14:35 [#02635868]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

gosh, this is difficult.

i suppose even violence can be okay... if it's consenting?
like boxing? and blue velvet freaked me out but if you get
off on being punched or choked, there are willing partners
out there for you somewhere. the keyword is willing. do as
thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. the law is the
history of humanity, jung's unconscious, lewis caroll's
wonderland, archetypes, kairos, a churning genetic machine
not quite chronos. and if you have a quantum computer made
of meat and you thought about inverse kinematics while
stoned in college O(n^3) because three dimensions and N is
the number of joints, probability matrix, i can mop the
floor with sam altman and all you other octopus sociopaths.
but i'd actually rather be friends.

anyways, the law is the law. lawyers exist. i think i've
made a solid case for many things and fuck you, pay me

so i can make wwwolf. and my cartoon show. i could fix
american government if i can smoke weed in the oval office.
i also could sort out your earth/moon time problem; i've
always been fascinated with timekeeping.

as long as the dragon is properly fed.... how did that book
from reading rainbow go?

all of this is... i'm such a thieving magpie; i am.
shoulders of larger marbles (...) and all
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-31 15:47 [#02635871]
Points: 24878 Status: Regular

mmm i think we should also cancel brian warner. but just,
like, house arrest? which is how he lives anyways? let him
hide in some decent house and do cocaine secret is out he's
not hurting anyone again. unless they're into it. because
everyone fucking knows. motherfucker hugging stuffed animal.
predator posing as a house pet. probably italian? but
honestly, like... some large cash settlements, he stays in
his cave and... like, charles manson fucked with people from
prison. then i think eventually someone got to him too? a
woman? screw drugs; i want that russian tennis player
genetically tested. is that a woman? remember that thing
with the poor woman who was a mess and wasn't like... XY or
XX but XYZZY or some shit. the olympics. this was a scandal,
russia, the olympics. this is the plot of robot jox,
obviously. those floating hot dogs haunt me like MTG arms
and horse teef like bad magic numbers smell to serge
pizzorno on televison. GOAL

where were we? i would even hang out with brian warner
still. but motherfucker. i'm not giving you the slightest
chance. to dose me, whatever. know i will be carrying a
boxcutter and i don't care how much coke you are on, i will
crack your skull open if you fuck with me like that. cool?
ok. now we can hang

in sum, he's a tough call. can we say his career is over,
house arrest, and if someone really wants to... whatever
that s&m gaslighting shit is... well, people join the marine
corp too. sometimes people want to be remade

i make myself.

make all


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 07:42 [#02636061]
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this would also eventually poop out of riced out
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-06-06 07:43 [#02636062]
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you clods. how much wizarding does it tajke


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