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offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 18:50 [#02633990]
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Dear diary,

Today I was happy when I woke up. I had some coffee, and
invited my mum over for an another cup after she had take
the dogs out. We chitchatted a bit about how I’d gained 4
kilos at the clinic, and vaunted it’s merit for a bit
until she got bored.
I had a lovely bath, and decided I’d try and make it to
town before lunchtime. I took Babs with me and on our
travels we stopped at the German equivalent of Woolworths to
get his fave brand of food. I often like going there because
I find stuff I don’t see anywhere else. Chilly cherry
Prime drink, salty liquorice, and of course toys! I was
about to pay for my stuff when a lady who works there came
running towards me shouting “I’ve got Leonardo, I’ve
got Leonardo!” . She was visibly delighted and so was I;
chuffed she had remembered and also that she’d run after
me to tell me. One more to go and I’ll have all 4. She
said she tell me when she comes across a Michaelangelo in
the main inventory. Bless you, Carmen!
Stopped at the pharmacy, we exchanged sneaker pleasantries
with the rather hot apprentice while the boss sorted out my
script. I didn’t feel like going into it so just told them
it was ace at the clinic, “like a hotel”. Felt a bit
angsty and set off for my last stop: the supermarket. I knew
I’d get the same question over and over from the workers
there but I think I did well. Got some oatgurt which I tried
out later that I’ll be buying again. I went for vanilla
but will try the natural flavour next time. I was a bit
surprised by the amount the shopping cost but remembered I
had stuff like coffee capsules and TP. Ah and that Korean
beef rice bowl thing. Was lovely but won’t be indulging
too often. Getting home was annoyingly tough as I chose to
walk. I won’t be making that mistake again.

Got a friend visiting in a few days. Well he’s visiting
the area, I’m not even sure it’s to see me! I look
forward to a good chinwag with the old dog.

Welcome, to my blog!


offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-03-25 18:53 [#02633991]
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Keep your diary private please. Tnx


offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 19:59 [#02633994]
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offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 20:02 [#02633996]
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But I might as well say no need to be all passive agressive
about it. Did you feel forced to click on the thread called
‘shitty online diary’?

Dear diary,

What is it with some people?


online Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-25 23:11 [#02634003]
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It is to see you, you intolerable fuck whelk. I'll tell you
the full story over Grappa and cigars while we look at the


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-26 00:03 [#02634011]
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RussellDust I'm glad you had a good day and I enjoyed the
shitty diary!


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:14 [#02634014]
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i've just opened this thread up and

Chilly cherry Prime drink, salty liquorice, and of
course toys!

and this is being rendered aloud in my head as a cheerleader
chant. chilly cherry prime drink *pompoms* salty liquorice

this is as far as i could read the thread before posting


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:17 [#02634015]
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i literally have only just gone back now and read that
sentence in its actual context. it just caught my eye, like
it would when you enter an art gallery


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:57 [#02634018]
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i was going to say "i've eaten almost nothing except cookies
all day and and because i'm not going to let that become a
thing i am completely at peace with this" but then i'm
realizing it's incredibly british in here and i really must
say i've eaten nothing except biscuits all day but i'm
keeping a stiff upper lip about it and this is my
contribution to russell's blog


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-11 21:07 [#02634804]
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Skint itchy, mood: bitchy.

I got some New Balance the other day, best pair ever. I love
their made in US line, but this made in UK model might take
the crown. Opened a figurine I had kept wrapped for ages.
Ben Kenobi from the prequels. Mildly excited for a bit. Read
a crazone post. Watching House yet again, for some reason.
Can’t get any weed coz I got the shoes. Choose your blues,
the guilt ensues. I’m working with an ergotherapist
lately. She’s helping me “sort things and adapt”.
We’re sorting out a music area which will be nice.

I met Roger Wilco for the second time. I don’t think he or
his girlfriend like me very much. Their loss!


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-11 21:43 [#02634805]
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Ooh! Pics of the music area when it's done, pls.

And now over to Roger for the rebuttal.

[holds out mic] Roger?


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-11 22:48 [#02634806]
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did you make an inappropriate joke when you were all looking
at the lake and his lady friend said stop it russell i'll
throw you in the lake and roger said that's right girl uh


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-11 23:50 [#02634807]
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Skint Itchy

added to list of Cool Rap Gods


online Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-12 09:24 [#02634820]
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How dare you! Just because I was too tight to bring you any
Monster Munch. I can never drink date-infused brandy again
without thinking of me having caused an International
. Which is a pity.


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-12 10:47 [#02634821]
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I’m never going in that bar again. My rep is ruined.


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-12 16:44 [#02634824]
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but we have to know what you 2 made the ppl in the bar


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-12 16:46 [#02634825]
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those poor ppl who thought they were going to have just an
ordinary day


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-12 17:15 [#02634826]
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they ended up ordering screaming orgasms and slippery


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 09:51 [#02634854]
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no more slippery nipples for you!


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 20:40 [#02634860]
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did russell and the bar owner make jokes between them in
french and laugh looking at randy is what i want to know


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 23:13 [#02634861]
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guys you know i live for drama give me something


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-14 18:03 [#02634872]
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in the heat of the moment their penises became tied together
with those of several other men, forming a rat king


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-14 19:33 [#02634873]
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randy i told you it was a bad idea!


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 11:26 [#02634956]
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Watched ‘Amour’ last night. Very good, but gosh it’s
not an easy watch.

I’m going to make some coffee, and cheer myself up
somehow. Got the ergotherapist coming in a bit and I have no
energy. I keep cancelling stuff and I don’t like being
that person.

What happened in that bar is far too embarrassing for Roger,
so I’ll keep it private… for now! (lol)

I saw big mocking Moby today. Seemed weird coming from him.
Maybe big needs to be loved a little more lately and is
being one of the lads. Go!

The enamel on my bathtub still smells. I had a bath this
morning and now I’m paranoid I’ve soaked myself in
chemicals. Argh.


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-18 14:27 [#02634964]
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After Russ's tub was accidentally treated with radioactive
isotopes, he became Bathman.

Nananananananana Bathman!


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 14:37 [#02634965]
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Ha ha! Very good.

I’m having a bath again. Dunno why…


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 14:51 [#02634968]
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I was actually glad my occupational therapist came.

My skin itches. It’s probably in my head but I’m getting
out of this bath.

I might have a cherry flavoured capri sun ice lolly and
watch something amusing.

Any questions please don’t hesitate!


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-19 12:00 [#02634992]
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That ice lolly was nice. ‘Lolly’ is a weird word, but
then what isn’t?

My dog is a bit sick today, I can’t bare it when it
happens. I panic for the slightest thing. It’s explained
by my ptsd I think. Coz I had big events health wise in the
last few years I imagine the worst as soon as my dog is
under the weather. The fact he can’t precisely tell me
what’s wrong makes it all the harder. Must keep calm.

Have a great day, be kind!


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-20 12:57 [#02635009]
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Today big posted a lot of links. I tried the first one but
got bored. Maybe I’m not in the correct mood.

Started watching a series called Maniac. Had to force myself
through the first episode a bit, but watched the next two
back to back.

The chief housewolf is doing better and is eating. That’s
a nice relief.


offline big from lsg on 2024-04-20 13:24 [#02635010]
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here's the last thing i watched, it's not very

Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the

Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:27 [#02635052]
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I saw big mocking Moby today

my argument was simply unassailable


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:29 [#02635053]
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My skin itches. It’s probably in my head but I’m
getting out of this bath.

your skin is not in your head. your head is not a bath. you
cannot get out of your head


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:30 [#02635054]
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Hello Diary,

Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering?


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-27 13:07 [#02635097]
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Hello EpicMegatrax,

No, and it’s probably a bit late and pointless to start
now. But looking back I should have done that as a young
teen instead of being an angry/rebel/hurt cunt. Sounds fun.
I see it often as mocked but I’d probably like it. Do you,
have you?


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-30 00:03 [#02635145]
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i've been posting about the game in my bullshit thread. how
i did it, but barely. and how it's deep as the ocean, and
turing complete, and a psychological / statistical testing
platform, and... you're absolutely right, it'd be pointless
for you to start now. i just wondered if you did. because i
think you'd be right into it. sean booth would make good MTG
decks i bet

but MTG may as well be Max/MSP. one esoteric fundament ring
to rule them all. i guess the reason i ask is, well... i
asked this guy to play because i was bored and i knew that'd
get him to roll in like a tsunami. then we play and i'm
realizing how this game can be a microcosm for... may as
well be max/msp, really

we were supposed to play again yesterday but he has the sick


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-30 22:45 [#02635147]
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I’m going to acquire some


offline mermaidman on 2024-04-30 23:04 [#02635148]
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LOOOL! this dude has star wars figurines and now he's gonna
buy magic cards?!


offline RussellDust on 2024-04-30 23:06 [#02635149]
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I might do.


offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-30 23:37 [#02635150]
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You know what's next.



offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-30 23:42 [#02635151]
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I bought inot the pog hype


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-03 00:39 [#02635155]
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when I talk about turning complete, it's about what you can
potentially do with this system as a whole. I would say
magic the gathering is at least as complete as Max msp, that
it is stupid and insane to try and make it equivalent, but
you could effectively do anything in magic you could do in
that system.

I have no intention of getting into max MSP but I can
understand absolutely how someone could come to view that as
their entire notebook, you can do everything with this
system. but you can do everything with any number of

magic is no good for music, it's not a computational system,
it's just generalizable enough that you could treat it as
equivalent and it allows me to play with this in a social

so I would not advise getting into MTG anymore than Max msp,
with Max it should be your answer to things, with MTG it
should be an open-ended social experiment combined with the
love of algorithms


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 00:55 [#02635738]
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One person wrote in the comment section of the venue’s
latest Facebook post, “We walked out of his interview
tonight along with hundred of others because of his racist
homophobic mysogynistic rant.” Another person called
Dreyfuss’ comments “disgusting” and “offensive.”

In a brief video posted YouTube, Dreyfuss is shown taking
the stage for the Q&A wearing a dress over his clothes.
After doing a brief dance, he’s helped out of the dress by
two other people and puts on a jacket. The song playing in
the video as he takes the stage is Taylor Swift’s “Love



offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 00:57 [#02635739]
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my ultimate conclusion is that transgender is a fine moment
for male sociopaths/octopi to feel like they've gotten a
pawn to the other end of the chess board: Queen me!

Sure, sacrifice your dick for more power. I'm still the
king, baby. Elvish


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 00:59 [#02635740]
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don't ask me what i'm wearing. you can't handle it


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 01:17 [#02635741]
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trans, homosexuality, furries, guys who like getting pegged,
gaza, jerusalem, tel aviv, israel -- my answer is all the
same. you people all just want a giant arugment. fine. i'm
not involved. i'm just going to lock in in a room with a
palette of bricks, wait a bit, open it up and only deal with
whoever is left standing. i'm a busywizard and none of you
are paying me at all. that's all you get.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 01:49 [#02635742]
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Ravizza’s conspiracies apparently involved the Kennedy
family, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, “some sort of a
crime family his mother was part of,” Barack Obama’s
chef, “the Deep State,” Satan worshipers, Jeffery
Epstein currently living “on island” in Martha’s
Vineyard, and that Ravizza’s family “helped start the
country” with John Quincy Adams, among other theories,
according to the report.

Ravizza allegedly claimed he feared for his life, believed
he was going to be killed by one of these entities, and
stated that officers would later have to “fish him out of
the harbor” and then they’d “know he was right,”
according to the report.

Ravizza was charged with assault and battery on a family or
household member and vandalism in April, according to The
Boston Globe. Ravizza had been sent to Martha’s Vineyard
Hospital for a mental health evaluation but “did not meet
their standards to be held,” according to court filings
obtained by the Globe.

Witnesses reportedly described the suspect in the stabbings
as wearing a trenchcoat and wig, but residents told MVTimes
the long blond hair was Ravizza’s own. Around Martha’s
Vineyard, Ravizza was known for his erratic and sometimes
hostile public behavior, his fondness for yoga, and aviator
sunglasses, and boasts that he was a model, according to the
local news outlet.

In December 2021, Ravizza told the MVTimes he assisted
people with disabilities through the “Ravizza Global
Initiative.” Ravizza has also claimed to be a “media
mogul” and professional skier in a handful of websites
featuring images of expensive cars and Ravizza, who often
appears tan and shirtless in photos. A company, Ravizza
Jones Productions LLC, is listed to Jared Ravizza’s name
and home address according to the Secretary of State, but
it’s unclear at this time if Ravizza’s professional,
athletic, or philanthropic claims are founded.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 01:49 [#02635743]
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An Instagram account apparently linked to the suspect also
lists Ravizza as an artist. The profile reads “she.”
Ravizza previously identified as male in interviews,
Ravizza’s company website, and police reports. It’s also
unclear if the stabbing suspect currently prefers female

The victims of the stabbing at AMC Braintree were four
girls, ages 9-17, attending a screening for the John
Krasinski film “If.” Lisa Dembowski, the mother of three
of the victims, told reporters the assailant was laughing as
he carried out the attack.


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-05-28 02:53 [#02635744]
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No one is ever, *ever* going to pay you anything for your
incomprehensible takes on the buzzfeed and vulture articles
that seem to activate your machinery. You should disavow
yourself of the notion entirely.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-05-28 03:22 [#02635745]
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