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offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 18:50 [#02633990]
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Dear diary,

Today I was happy when I woke up. I had some coffee, and
invited my mum over for an another cup after she had take
the dogs out. We chitchatted a bit about how I’d gained 4
kilos at the clinic, and vaunted it’s merit for a bit
until she got bored.
I had a lovely bath, and decided I’d try and make it to
town before lunchtime. I took Babs with me and on our
travels we stopped at the German equivalent of Woolworths to
get his fave brand of food. I often like going there because
I find stuff I don’t see anywhere else. Chilly cherry
Prime drink, salty liquorice, and of course toys! I was
about to pay for my stuff when a lady who works there came
running towards me shouting “I’ve got Leonardo, I’ve
got Leonardo!” . She was visibly delighted and so was I;
chuffed she had remembered and also that she’d run after
me to tell me. One more to go and I’ll have all 4. She
said she tell me when she comes across a Michaelangelo in
the main inventory. Bless you, Carmen!
Stopped at the pharmacy, we exchanged sneaker pleasantries
with the rather hot apprentice while the boss sorted out my
script. I didn’t feel like going into it so just told them
it was ace at the clinic, “like a hotel”. Felt a bit
angsty and set off for my last stop: the supermarket. I knew
I’d get the same question over and over from the workers
there but I think I did well. Got some oatgurt which I tried
out later that I’ll be buying again. I went for vanilla
but will try the natural flavour next time. I was a bit
surprised by the amount the shopping cost but remembered I
had stuff like coffee capsules and TP. Ah and that Korean
beef rice bowl thing. Was lovely but won’t be indulging
too often. Getting home was annoyingly tough as I chose to
walk. I won’t be making that mistake again.

Got a friend visiting in a few days. Well he’s visiting
the area, I’m not even sure it’s to see me! I look
forward to a good chinwag with the old dog.

Welcome, to my blog!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-03-25 18:53 [#02633991]
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Keep your diary private please. Tnx


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 19:59 [#02633994]
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Woooosh!


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-03-25 20:02 [#02633996]
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But I might as well say no need to be all passive agressive
about it. Did you feel forced to click on the thread called
‘shitty online diary’?

Dear diary,

What is it with some people?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-25 23:11 [#02634003]
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It is to see you, you intolerable fuck whelk. I'll tell you
the full story over Grappa and cigars while we look at the
lake.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-03-26 00:03 [#02634011]
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RussellDust I'm glad you had a good day and I enjoyed the
shitty diary!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:14 [#02634014]
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i've just opened this thread up and

Chilly cherry Prime drink, salty liquorice, and of
course toys!


and this is being rendered aloud in my head as a cheerleader
chant. chilly cherry prime drink *pompoms* salty liquorice
*pompoms*

this is as far as i could read the thread before posting


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:17 [#02634015]
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i literally have only just gone back now and read that
sentence in its actual context. it just caught my eye, like
it would when you enter an art gallery


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 00:57 [#02634018]
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i was going to say "i've eaten almost nothing except cookies
all day and and because i'm not going to let that become a
thing i am completely at peace with this" but then i'm
realizing it's incredibly british in here and i really must
say i've eaten nothing except biscuits all day but i'm
keeping a stiff upper lip about it and this is my
contribution to russell's blog


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-11 21:07 [#02634804]
Points: 15925 Status: Lurker



Skint itchy, mood: bitchy.

I got some New Balance the other day, best pair ever. I love
their made in US line, but this made in UK model might take
the crown. Opened a figurine I had kept wrapped for ages.
Ben Kenobi from the prequels. Mildly excited for a bit. Read
a crazone post. Watching House yet again, for some reason.
Can’t get any weed coz I got the shoes. Choose your blues,
the guilt ensues. I’m working with an ergotherapist
lately. She’s helping me “sort things and adapt”.
We’re sorting out a music area which will be nice.

I met Roger Wilco for the second time. I don’t think he or
his girlfriend like me very much. Their loss!


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-11 21:43 [#02634805]
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Ooh! Pics of the music area when it's done, pls.

And now over to Roger for the rebuttal.

[holds out mic] Roger?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-11 22:48 [#02634806]
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did you make an inappropriate joke when you were all looking
at the lake and his lady friend said stop it russell i'll
throw you in the lake and roger said that's right girl uh
huh


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-11 23:50 [#02634807]
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Skint Itchy

added to list of Cool Rap Gods


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-12 09:24 [#02634820]
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How dare you! Just because I was too tight to bring you any
Monster Munch. I can never drink date-infused brandy again
without thinking of me having caused an International
Incident
. Which is a pity.


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-12 10:47 [#02634821]
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I’m never going in that bar again. My rep is ruined.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-12 16:44 [#02634824]
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but we have to know what you 2 made the ppl in the bar
witness


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-12 16:46 [#02634825]
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those poor ppl who thought they were going to have just an
ordinary day


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-12 17:15 [#02634826]
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they ended up ordering screaming orgasms and slippery
nipples


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 09:51 [#02634854]
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no more slippery nipples for you!


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 20:40 [#02634860]
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did russell and the bar owner make jokes between them in
french and laugh looking at randy is what i want to know


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 23:13 [#02634861]
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guys you know i live for drama give me something


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-14 18:03 [#02634872]
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in the heat of the moment their penises became tied together
with those of several other men, forming a rat king



 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-14 19:33 [#02634873]
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randy i told you it was a bad idea!


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 11:26 [#02634956]
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Watched ‘Amour’ last night. Very good, but gosh it’s
not an easy watch.

I’m going to make some coffee, and cheer myself up
somehow. Got the ergotherapist coming in a bit and I have no
energy. I keep cancelling stuff and I don’t like being
that person.

What happened in that bar is far too embarrassing for Roger,
so I’ll keep it private… for now! (lol)

I saw big mocking Moby today. Seemed weird coming from him.
Maybe big needs to be loved a little more lately and is
being one of the lads. Go!

The enamel on my bathtub still smells. I had a bath this
morning and now I’m paranoid I’ve soaked myself in
chemicals. Argh.



 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-04-18 14:27 [#02634964]
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After Russ's tub was accidentally treated with radioactive
isotopes, he became Bathman.

Nananananananana Bathman!



 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 14:37 [#02634965]
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Ha ha! Very good.

I’m having a bath again. Dunno why…


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-18 14:51 [#02634968]
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I was actually glad my occupational therapist came.

My skin itches. It’s probably in my head but I’m getting
out of this bath.

I might have a cherry flavoured capri sun ice lolly and
watch something amusing.

Any questions please don’t hesitate!


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-19 12:00 [#02634992]
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That ice lolly was nice. ‘Lolly’ is a weird word, but
then what isn’t?

My dog is a bit sick today, I can’t bare it when it
happens. I panic for the slightest thing. It’s explained
by my ptsd I think. Coz I had big events health wise in the
last few years I imagine the worst as soon as my dog is
under the weather. The fact he can’t precisely tell me
what’s wrong makes it all the harder. Must keep calm.

Have a great day, be kind!


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-20 12:57 [#02635009]
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Today big posted a lot of links. I tried the first one but
got bored. Maybe I’m not in the correct mood.

Started watching a series called Maniac. Had to force myself
through the first episode a bit, but watched the next two
back to back.

The chief housewolf is doing better and is eating. That’s
a nice relief.


 

offline big from lsg on 2024-04-20 13:24 [#02635010]
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heh

here's the last thing i watched, it's not very
political

Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the
bathtub."

Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:27 [#02635052]
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I saw big mocking Moby today

my argument was simply unassailable


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:29 [#02635053]
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My skin itches. It’s probably in my head but I’m
getting out of this bath.


your skin is not in your head. your head is not a bath. you
cannot get out of your head


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 05:30 [#02635054]
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Hello Diary,

Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering?


 


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