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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-03 23:20 [#02633150]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 02:17 [#02633192]
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i've done some research and the answer is: this what a lot
of xanax looks like. i've never touched the stuff and i
didn't realize it was this visually obvs. the more u noe


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 02:44 [#02633197]
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LAZY_TITLE

this explains a lot

i now know wtf


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 02:46 [#02633198]
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noah cyrus stop taking xanax
switch from xanax to split pretzel kin


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-06 02:54 [#02633202]
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u can see her boobles


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 02:58 [#02633204]
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is she very cold?
is he very warm?
what is the temperature in this venue
does she get stuff on her butt when she sits on dirty
crushed red velvet?
she doesn't care xanax. i am conclude xanax look is: trying
very very very hard but we're too mentally disorganized to
pull it together

for the purposes of science here is EVEN MORE XANAX:
LAZY_TITLE

and it's like ooooooh i can spot these people all over now.
curious creatures


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:00 [#02633205]
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xanax is also the reason people like post malone pink hat
flagrantly ugly face tattoos sad rap tearfully interviewed
about how it's constantly drugging and raping itself;
sorted.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:04 [#02633206]
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the image simply haunted me until i figured it out. it's
still haunting me. what happpen to her fucking eyebrow. so
weird. wtf


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:06 [#02633207]
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have you ever had that? like an earworm, this freaky chick
just keeps popping into my hed

into my thred
fred


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-03-06 03:10 [#02633209]
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she's shaved off her eyebrows and she's got lip fillers, i'm
really not sure what you're so baffled by

it's like you've never seen a drag queen!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:12 [#02633211]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-03-06 03:13 [#02633212]
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there's a fair chance her eyebrows aren't even shaved off,
you can conceal them pretty well with makeup and a glue
stick (drag queen technique)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:14 [#02633213]
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melting smack fiend patina in a shiny disco suit, your face
is dripping all over urshirt


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:15 [#02633214]
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why would you not eyebrow?
it is disconcert


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-06 03:20 [#02633217]
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we're mixing our wtfaphors. drag queen forehead is separate
from xanax clownalysis


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-10 16:38 [#02633351]
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I didn't know anything about Lil Xan and now I know
too much. Which is, of course, anything at
all
.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 01:10 [#02633377]
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i think of it as a sacrifice to finally understand the style
sense of "people like that" wearing something atrociously
eye-raping as that pink hat in his wiki picture


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 01:13 [#02633378]
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my best guess is that, on a boatload of xanax, everything is
so toned-down that you do shit like wear a shiny disco suit
(above) or a pink hat [so atrocious it comes off as ironic
(even though you're not being ironic at all)] (above) and
think, "i've finally found something that stands out"

...but you've already passed "it stands out" a few bus stops
ago


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 01:16 [#02633379]
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the other angle, i suppose, is that episode of house MD
where he sees the kid who put an mp3 player up his ass and
goes into this rant about getting off on humiliation; "why
else would you have tweety bird tattooed to your forearm"
and "something about humiliation and high school"

and this would fit with the whole "sad rap" movement, i
guess


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 01:57 [#02633381]
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i lean towards the "toned down" explain in no small part
from the repeated beige/white color scheme surrounding
"zanny" -- the billie eilish video, that gross slutty photo
of noah where she looks like motel carpet, etc

everything fades to that color, i figure


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 03:43 [#02633394]
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oh, yeah -- fucking face tattoos

i always figured post malone did that to himself while
blackout drunk. but my research here indicates xanax was
involved

random: i was, of all things, on a business trip out in
santa monica, when i looked at the street signs and realized
where we were:

"So this is where post malone wrecked a bentley at 4am" i
remarked, in awe

no one had a clue what i was talking about. three were dads
with kids and one was born-again christian.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 03:52 [#02633395]
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...looked it up; it wasn't a bentley. it was a rolls royce
wraith. shows what i know

(but a WHITE rolls royce wraith...)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 04:17 [#02633396]
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did you know? the ancient greeks had no word for "blue." i
first learned this in high school, and at the time, i simply
could not fucking accept it:

"...so what color was the sky then?"

"purple"

"...alright, how about the ocean?"

"green"

it was only a few years ago that i came back to this memory
and realized: i get it now. perception boils down to
categorization.

so you have a fuck like lil xan wearing that pink rose
beanie and giving himself face tattoos because he sees
everything in shades of beige or tan, and, as such, only
crass extremes stick out as different

but this is not, like, he literally sees it as beige. it's
more about the scale of emotional reaction in proportion to
color extremes. and this fits all the xanax lore, the eilish
vid, to a b. or a z


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 15:36 [#02633424]
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justin bieber fits the pattern, but seems he got out with
only a very small face tattoo

exhibit bieber


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 15:38 [#02633425]
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i can think of only one face tattoo that i view as apropos
and legitimate and that is simply mike tyson being mike
tyson


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 15:42 [#02633426]
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it's possible travis barker might be full of shit.

and xanax


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-12 15:43 [#02633427]
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alright, given that i'm now spotting a whole cloud of
matches i think i've about sorted this one out. thanks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-14 09:56 [#02633470]
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this thread is about noah cyrus's face melting in the glare
of a shining disco suit, and how it haunted me until i
chased the whole thing down like a bloodhound; came to terms
with the fact that this is the reality we live in as best i
can

but i felt like i should add a disclaimer. if you take xanax
and a reasonable, doctor-uneyebrow-raised¹ daily dosage
that you stick to. and you don't go out in a shiny disco
suit with a melting face. then -- well, god bless. i don't
judge that. i have some mild anxiety issues myself, but i've
never had a panic attack. the flip side of this is that
other people have massive anxiety issues, and lots of panic
attacks -- but they don't fucking go out in public looking
like that

¹ unless doctor is a drag queen forehead


 


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