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i've done some research and the answer is: this what a lot of xanax looks like. i've never touched the stuff and i didn't realize it was this visually obvs. the more u noe |
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this explains a lot i now know wtf |
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noah cyrus stop taking xanax switch from xanax to kin |
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u can see her boobles |
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is she very cold? is he very warm? what is the temperature in this venue does she get stuff on her butt when she sits on dirty crushed red velvet? she doesn't care xanax. i am conclude xanax look is: trying very very very hard but we're too mentally disorganized to pull it together for the purposes of science here is EVEN MORE XANAX: and it's like ooooooh i can spot these people all over now. curious creatures |
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xanax is also the reason people like post malone pink hat flagrantly ugly face tattoos sad rap tearfully interviewed about how it's constantly drugging and raping itself; sorted. |
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the image simply haunted me until i figured it out. it's still haunting me. what happpen to her fucking eyebrow. so weird. wtf |
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have you ever had that? like an earworm, this freaky chick just keeps popping into my hed into my thred fred |
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she's shaved off her eyebrows and she's got lip fillers, i'm really not sure what you're so baffled by it's like you've never seen a drag queen! |
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there's a fair chance her eyebrows aren't even shaved off, you can conceal them pretty well with makeup and a glue stick (drag queen technique) |
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melting smack fiend patina in a shiny disco suit, your face is dripping all over urshirt |
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why would you not eyebrow? it is disconcert |
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we're mixing our wtfaphors. drag queen forehead is separate from xanax clownalysis |
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I didn't know anything about Lil Xan and now I know too much. Which is, of course, anything at all. |
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i think of it as a sacrifice to finally understand the style sense of "people like that" wearing something atrociously eye-raping as that pink hat in his wiki picture |
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my best guess is that, on a boatload of xanax, everything is so toned-down that you do shit like wear a shiny disco suit (above) or a pink hat [so atrocious it comes off as ironic (even though you're not being ironic at all)] (above) and think, "i've finally found something that stands out" ...but you've already passed "it stands out" a few bus stops ago |
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the other angle, i suppose, is that episode of house MD where he sees the kid who put an mp3 player up his ass and goes into this rant about getting off on humiliation; "why else would you have tweety bird tattooed to your forearm" and "something about humiliation and high school" and this would fit with the whole "sad rap" movement, i guess |
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i lean towards the "toned down" explain in no small part from the repeated beige/white color scheme surrounding "zanny" -- the billie eilish video, that gross slutty photo of noah where she looks like motel carpet, etc everything fades to that color, i figure |
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oh, yeah -- fucking face tattoos i always figured post malone did that to himself while blackout drunk. but my research here indicates xanax was involved random: i was, of all things, on a business trip out in santa monica, when i looked at the street signs and realized where we were: "So this is where post malone wrecked a bentley at 4am" i remarked, in awe no one had a clue what i was talking about. three were dads with kids and one was born-again christian. |
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...looked it up; it wasn't a bentley. it was a rolls royce wraith. shows what i know (but a WHITE rolls royce wraith...) |
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did you know? the ancient greeks had no word for "blue." i first learned this in high school, and at the time, i simply could not fucking accept it: "...so what color was the sky then?" "purple" "...alright, how about the ocean?" "green" it was only a few years ago that i came back to this memory and realized: i get it now. perception boils down to categorization. so you have a fuck like lil xan wearing that pink rose beanie and giving himself face tattoos because he sees everything in shades of beige or tan, and, as such, only crass extremes stick out as different but this is not, like, he literally sees it as beige. it's more about the scale of emotional reaction in proportion to color extremes. and this fits all the xanax lore, the eilish vid, to a b. or a z |
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justin bieber fits the pattern, but seems he got out with only a very small face tattoo exhibit bieber |
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i can think of only one face tattoo that i view as apropos and legitimate and that is simply mike tyson being mike tyson |
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it's possible travis barker might be full of shit. and xanax |
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alright, given that i'm now spotting a whole cloud of matches i think i've about sorted this one out. thanks |
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this thread is about noah cyrus's face melting in the glare of a shining disco suit, and how it haunted me until i chased the whole thing down like a bloodhound; came to terms with the fact that this is the reality we live in as best i can but i felt like i should add a disclaimer. if you take xanax and a reasonable, doctor-uneyebrow-raised¹ daily dosage that you stick to. and you don't go out in a shiny disco suit with a melting face. then -- well, god bless. i don't judge that. i have some mild anxiety issues myself, but i've never had a panic attack. the flip side of this is that other people have massive anxiety issues, and lots of panic attacks -- but they don't fucking go out in public looking like that ¹ unless doctor is a drag queen forehead |
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