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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:43 [#02628363]
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- Analysis of current gender-neutral bathroom crisis
In 1928, building codes required that bathrooms be constructed based on racially insensitive Jim Crow laws, and consequently were segregated between white-only and black-only. White bathrooms were also called men's rooms, and black bathrooms were called women's rooms at the time (as well as "colored" at some point). Over the course of several years (and a lot of civil rights protests), this system was phased out to be replaced by gender-neutral unisex bathrooms. Unfortunately for us, there are still many who prefer the old segregated system and have not yet accepted that we're now in the current gender-neutral bathroom crisis era.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:44 [#02628364]
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I will briefly summarize several of the more recent crises: 1) In 2009, a small group of people protested gender-neutral bathrooms at Xltronic as "feminist spaces" that discriminated against males and their rights to men's rooms. These men's rights activists (MRAs) proposed that we should instead have men's bathrooms and women's bathrooms, or just remove the gender-neutral element of gender-neutral bathrooms altogether. This group of activists was able to use social media and YouTube videos to garner support for their movement, which eventually culminated in a 2016 court case that ruled gender-neutral bathrooms were not protected by Title IX of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. However, this ruling did not apply to our corporation (Xltronic), because we had already removed all traces of gender-neutrality from our bathroom system in 2013.
2) In 2018, a group calling themselves "Mothers Against the Current Bathroom Crisis" were able to garner support for their cause by using social media and YouTube videos. MABC advocated for the removal of gender-neutral bathrooms from public spaces altogether. MABC proposed that instead we should have men's rooms and women's rooms, and also suggested that the current situation was causing trans people to be "forced into spaces which are not suited for them." MABC's video also includes a segment where a male interviewee says they "don't want my wife or daughter to see something inappropriate when they go to use the bathroom. It's disgusting, and it's wrong!" This was enough public pressure for us to remove all traces of gender-neutrality from our bathroom system again, this time using a "Male / Female" bathroom sign, since that is also considered an acceptable option under Title IX.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:44 [#02628365]
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3) In 2019, MABC's video received further public attention and was viewed by over 5 million people. An article about the video was published in the popular right-wing media outlet Breitbart News, which caused a massive number of emails to be sent to our corporation, complaining that gender-neutral bathrooms were "sexualizing children."
I know this sounds like a lot, but it really isn't all that bad. We have had our gender-neutral bathroom crisis in place since 2013, and we have not suffered any serious consequences during this time. I also think you will agree with me when I say that the current situation is much better than the racially insensitive Jim Crow era of men's rooms/women's rooms, which was a huge cause for civil rights protest over many years. The fact that our bathroom crisis has attracted attention on Breitbart News proves to me that we are handling it right!
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:44 [#02628366]
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* Systemic structural trends of gender-neutral bathroom crises
It is not just men's rooms and women's rooms that exist in our society. Many other bathrooms have come into being over the years, including gender-neutral bathrooms, unisex bathrooms (which are also sometimes called gender-neutral bathrooms), family bathrooms, and transgender bathrooms.
* Proposed solutions to gender-neutral bathroom crises, and how they apply to current gender-neutral bathroom crisis
I'm sure you must have noticed that the term "bathroom crisis" is often used interchangeably with "current gender-neutral bathroom crisis." This causes some confusion, so I would like to introduce an analogy which might help you understand the difference between a current gender-neutral bathroom crisis and a general "bathroom crisis".
* How the company (Xltronic) intends to resolve the gender-neutral bathroom crisis
Our bathrooms are gendered. We have men's rooms, women's rooms, family rooms, and transgender rooms as options. We intend to keep them this way, because that is how it should be! You can continue to use our gendered restrooms with confidence, knowing that your gender-neutrality will not be infringed upon!
* A personal note from EXECUTIVE about how the gender-neutral bathroom crisis has touched him personally
I was born female, and I am very comfortable with my body. However, my father is transgender, so I have always had trans people around me growing up. I have never felt "othered" by a gender-neutral bathroom (in fact, I think they're great!), but that doesn't mean other people can't feel "othered." It's important to remember that even though you might not have any problems with them, someone out there probably does.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:45 [#02628367]
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* Threats To Current Business Model * Cultural Issues * A father is walking his six-year-old daughter through the mall while she uses the restroom. As they leave the bathroom, a man with a penis enters and sees them. The child asks her father, "Daddy, who's that man?" Her father replies, "Oh honey, that is a man."
* Shiny things to garner media attention * An article about gender-neutral bathrooms was published in Breitbart News, which led to a massive wave of emails from our corporation being received by the public. The most common type of email received is: "My son/daughter/husband/wife went into a restroom at your establishment recently and saw some transgender individual (who looks like he might have been wearing his wife's clothing), and my child will never use your bathrooms again, so I won't be either!"
* An article about gender-neutral bathrooms was published in Breitbart News, which led to a massive wave of emails from our corporation being received by the public.
* Expected future profits * Increased revenue as people continue to use restrooms without facing harassment or violence
* Increasingly frequent appearances on Fox News and right-wing conservative media outlets like Breitbart News, because they are constantly talking about how our company is "threatening" them, even though we've never threatened anyone. We know that this has led to a massive wave of people not using our facilities, which will lead to reduced profits in the future.
* Increasingly frequent appearances on Fox News. * Decreased revenue as people continue to be "othered" by gender-neutral bathrooms.
* Decreased sales from people refusing to get woke. * More transgender people using our restrooms, which has led to significant upside profit potential, especially once you consider vertical integration of the global septic system.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:45 [#02628368]
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Shiny things to garner media attention * The phrase bathroom * Transgender bathroom * Gender-neutrality * Bathroom crisis in space * Male / Female bathrooms * The Female Penis * Donald Trump's true gender identity * Anything else that will get us in the news
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 06:51 [#02628369]
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* Corporate culture: the "Xltronic Way" * We are a corporation dedicated to providing a safe, comfortable environment for all individuals, regardless of their gender identification. We recognize the legitimacy of a wide range of gender identities and affirm that there ain't no one that has the right to tell you how to sit on a toilet. Or wipe.
* We are dedicated to bathrooms.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-09 09:29 [#02628370]
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vertical integration of the global septic system
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big
from lsg on 2023-06-09 11:06 [#02628375]
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did you know you have a gender neutral bathroom in your very own home?
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big
from lsg on 2023-06-09 11:11 [#02628376]
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it's beyond vile how they try to disappear transgender people from public live, with this 'discussion', that's just theoretic for most of the people having it
the relevant tweet about this, from this week
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big
from lsg on 2023-06-09 11:24 [#02628377]
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i can't read most of this, now. but i like these company considerations. at least some fresh perspectives
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2023-06-09 16:41 [#02628378]
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A father is walking his six-year-old daughter through the mall while she uses the restroom. As they leave the bathroom, a man with a penis enters and sees them. The child asks her father, "Daddy, who's that man?" Her father replies, "Oh honey, that is a man."
this happened to my cousin's friend, at the mall
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 01:29 [#02628384]
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i'm writing very detailed prompts for this stuff. did you read the synergy of vertical integration? here is the start of my prompt for that:
Sections of PR Copy * Septic systems throughout history * Roman Septicarium as the first modern Septicry * Etruscan Evolutionary Engineering Septic Offshoots * Egyptian Pyramid Septic Systems * Sumerian Septic Systems of The Dead * Babylonians, How Did They Septic? * Transgender Septic: Ahead of its time * Unisex Septic: Timeless * New York City's 1962 Septic Failure: A Case Study * Too Big: All those salty pretzels have to go somewhere * Too Fail: All the salty pretzels went into The Hudson * Dominos: The Hudson went into The Hudson ......
...and I added Roman because i knew they had some plumbing going on. However, then it got into the thing about how the bathwater of the rich was re-sold to the middle class, trickle-down economics -- and this blows my mind, because it's absolutely true, i remember this from school... NOW i do, anyways. i wasn't thinking of it when i typed up the outline and the but ducked out there are got something that really sets it off as, i guess, something sort of like Swift's A Modest Proposal.
This thread was more like:
Sections of PR Copy * Analysis of current gender-neutral bathroom crisis * Systemic structural trends of gender-neutral bathroom crises
* Proposed solutions to gender-neutral bathroom crises, and how they apply to current gender-neutral bathroom crisis
* How the company (Xltronic) intends to resolve the gender-neutral bathroom crisis
* A personal note from EXECUTIVE about how the gender-neutral bathroom crisis has touched him personally
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 01:33 [#02628385]
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In any case, the Synergy one covers it: We we started off, we were pooping in a hole in the ground, and no one would have understood what you meant if you went around asking if the hole in the ground was unisex and is it okay to poop in this hole if i'm a man dressed in womens' clothing?
highlights the absurdity of it all, to me. i've always been in favor of unisex bathrooms as the answer, really. but the AI, bless it, hit upon "remove all gender-neutrality from bathrooms to be fair" which it was then forced to calculate as "a specific bathroom for every gender identity" and, super.
then obviously i'm pausing the AI mid-stream and adding things like "The Female Penis" because an AI isn't that funny.
so there's my position in all of this.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 01:47 [#02628386]
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it's beyond vile how they try to disappear transgender people from public live, with this 'discussion', that's just theoretic for most of the people having it
"they" -- you're othering them, big.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 01:52 [#02628388]
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they say the best jokes have a kernel of poop^H^H^H^H truth. that, frankly, most trans people don't seem to respect how their existence jeopardizes the entire ontology of tens of millions of people. then the trans people step up and say, "it's my right as an american" without even being able to explain why men in the south have their first name painted onto the driver's door of their truck.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 01:58 [#02628389]
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christianity got where it did partially because of a long-lost flexibility. when the christians took over rome, they were like: "....oh, uh, hmm, you have this polytheistic system with Zeus and Athena and.... oh, sure, you can keep all your gods, because they're just aliases of Our One True God" and Christmas was a pagan ritual grandfathered into Christianity, because if they'd trued to axe Saturnalia, no one would have fucking converted to Christianity. which does lead to obvious questions, like: if you're willing to change it like that, maybe it's horseshit in the first place?
anyways... then that flexibility is lost and it's not even biblical literalness anymore, it's photocopies of photocopies of what someone said someone said the bible said, and that someone got it wrong, and god says marriage is etc etc
so when you say, "it's beyond vile how they try to disappear transgender people from public live" they're saying "it's beyond vile how they try and force us to legitimize what was never a thing in the first place" and both of you are just as bad
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 02:22 [#02628390]
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if people were less judgemental... it could go, like:
"i'm sorry, but are you in the wrong bathroom, sir?" "oh, er... sorry... it's early in my transition..." "oh, sorry, my mistake, ma'am." then it's either "have a nice day" or chat about the situation a bit and maybe find that there's some synergy here, like one knows a good dogwalking service for the other
removing all labels and just calling it "the bathroom" sounds about right to me
but, back in reality: trans people can be even worse than christians
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-10 05:59 [#02628393]
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what i love about this totally local, unrestricted LLM shit is how very much like The Simpsons it is: it hates everyone equally, with no bias: there was absolutely no push one way or the other, in my outline for the generated posts (above). this was deliberate and careful. i won't go into the construction of EXECUTIVE, but he's similarly built.
the solution it comes up with is "we had already removed all traces of gender-neutrality from our bathroom system in 2013." and
Our bathrooms are gendered. We have men's rooms, women's rooms, family rooms, and transgender rooms as options. We intend to keep them this way, because that is how it should be! You can continue to use our gendered restrooms with confidence, knowing that your gender-neutrality will not be infringed upon!
...like the Simpsons simultaneously implicitly implies that Christianity is correct as a miasma across all episodes but then rips the piss out of it in specific instances. Or any other religion -- please do not offer my god a peanut!
tear all the gender-neutrality out of bathrooms; build a separate bathroom for every splinter cell. if the simpsons had any balls left this would already be an episode
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