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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 21:42 [#02623579]
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guy has, what, 11 kids? and at least he's not like a sublime song -- daddy was a rolling rolling stone; one day he rolled away and never came home. that i suspect, despite it being an insane number of children, he'll pay for college and sneakers. beyond that, however...
When asked by the New York Times how it feels to be father again after the birth of his son X AE A-XII, Musk said, “Right now there’s not much I can do,” and referred to babies as “just eating and pooping machines”.
i would be utterly fascinated with watching... hell, all i've blathered about the mind, on here, that watching a person become a person -- in particular, watching the gradual progression of language acquisition -- would be fascinating. that, however, i guess it gets old after about ten times? but even that feels wrong; you could try all sorts of clever things with them and see how it pans out
then you get into elon musk's childhood, him complaining it was ~so traumatic~ to be left alone in some mansion in south africa with just books and some housekeepers whose only job w/rt him was to keep him from breaking anything. how he's said shit like, "there's nothing worse than an empty house" "there's nothing worse than going to bed alone"
and, who was it who said... we all repeat the patterns that are familiar to us, even if they are bad? he pays the bills and drops into these kids' lives four or five times a year, perhaps. he's such a tightwad that i doubt they'll get access to bankroll, but i'm curious how many he'll lose to drug overdoses or suicide because i reads like he'll be there just enough for it to be upsetting and cause deep-set personal issues
but i'm just guessing
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2022-12-30 21:48 [#02623580]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zaCV4niKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zaCV4niKk
cat stevens - father and son
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:08 [#02623586]
Points: 24419 Status: Addict
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alternate theory: it's all a smokescreen and musk is just spawning lots of children so he can optionally harvest them for hair plugs later
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:37 [#02623589]
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there were times when helping me with my math homework was like LAZY_TITLE and my dad never threw his hands up in the air. sometimes, not only did i not want help, i didn't want anything to do with the homework. and i was tried on tutors for this or that, but, well, they never really lasted, nor made a dent. i was just thinking about it and the real favor was making it like "this is not going away even if you're obnoxious" and it's clear no one ever taught elon that one.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:43 [#02623590]
Points: 24419 Status: Addict
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i literally threw a screaming, sobbing tantrum upon being assigned my first homework assignment ever. not, like, at school, or anything... no, when they assigned it, i just thought, "oh, i've heard about this" and resumed thinking about legos or nintendo or something. it was only at home, cornered by my parents... that it was becoming clear that i actually had to do this... yeah, i totally flipped
i got better.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-31 01:20 [#02623598]
Points: 24419 Status: Addict
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i'm just running with this thought in my head; simming a spinulation.
musk and grimes, despite it all i do like them together. a bond of amphetamine abuse and AI jokes; a shared cosplay fetish. they still seem reasonably tight... but then, meanwhile, he popped out twins with some woman working at neauralink, and oh, maybe it wasn't just scheduling conflicts. grimes, it felt like, stop, you're done, stop wasting your time with poop like amber heard, you two fit
but then, perhaps one or both of these women are now in his wake. that i am picturing a very predictable: "dad is visiting, you need a haircut, clean up your room, get your book report ready" and it's like he's the CEO of a subsidiary stopping in and everyone has busted ass to make it look shiny and nice in the hope that he will be pleased and open up the money tap a bit more. the kids will say, "oh, my dad is elon musk" and other kids will genuinely reply, "oh, wow, that's cool" and then his kids will just kind of quietly say... "yeahhhh i guess" and then moodily go off in their head about how they see santa more often
but maybe he's getting clawed to shit helping them all with their math homework every night. all 11 of 'em
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big
from lsg on 2022-12-31 11:55 [#02623608]
Points: 23225 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02623579 | Show recordbag
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he's probably an *emotionally* dead beat dad. that first part about babies sounds a bit suspicious in that regard. i didn't know about his youth, sounds not nice. however, you should try to do better if you're having kids
at least one of his kids broke contact with him
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