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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 21:42 [#02623579]
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guy has, what, 11 kids? and at least he's not like a
sublime song -- daddy was a rolling rolling stone; one day
he rolled away and never came home. that i suspect, despite
it being an insane number of children, he'll pay for college
and sneakers. beyond that, however...

When asked by the New York Times how it feels to be
father again after the birth of his son X AE A-XII, Musk
said, “Right now there’s not much I can do,” and
referred to babies as “just eating and pooping
machines”.


i would be utterly fascinated with watching... hell, all
i've blathered about the mind, on here, that watching a
person become a person -- in particular, watching the
gradual progression of language acquisition -- would be
fascinating. that, however, i guess it gets old after about
ten times? but even that feels wrong; you could try all
sorts of clever things with them and see how it pans out

then you get into elon musk's childhood, him complaining it
was ~so traumatic~ to be left alone in some mansion in south
africa with just books and some housekeepers whose only job
w/rt him was to keep him from breaking anything. how he's
said shit like, "there's nothing worse than an empty house"
"there's nothing worse than going to bed alone"

and, who was it who said... we all repeat the patterns that
are familiar to us, even if they are bad? he pays the bills
and drops into these kids' lives four or five times a year,
perhaps. he's such a tightwad that i doubt they'll get
access to bankroll, but i'm curious how many he'll lose to
drug overdoses or suicide because i reads like he'll be
there just enough for it to be upsetting and cause
deep-set personal issues

but i'm just guessing


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-12-30 21:48 [#02623580]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zaCV4niKk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zaCV4niKk

cat stevens - father and son



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:08 [#02623586]
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alternate theory: it's all a smokescreen and musk is just
spawning lots of children so he can optionally harvest them
for hair plugs later


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:37 [#02623589]
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there were times when helping me with my math homework was
like LAZY_TITLE and my dad never threw his hands up in
the air. sometimes, not only did i not want help, i didn't
want anything to do with the homework. and i was tried on
tutors for this or that, but, well, they never really
lasted, nor made a dent. i was just thinking about it and
the real favor was making it like "this is not going away
even if you're obnoxious" and it's clear no one ever taught
elon that one.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-30 22:43 [#02623590]
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i literally threw a screaming, sobbing tantrum upon being
assigned my first homework assignment ever. not, like, at
school, or anything... no, when they assigned it, i just
thought, "oh, i've heard about this" and resumed thinking
about legos or nintendo or something. it was only at home,
cornered by my parents... that it was becoming clear that i
actually had to do this... yeah, i totally flipped

i got better.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-12-31 01:20 [#02623598]
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i'm just running with this thought in my head; simming a
spinulation.

musk and grimes, despite it all i do like them together. a
bond of amphetamine abuse and AI jokes; a shared cosplay
fetish. they still seem reasonably tight... but then,
meanwhile, he popped out twins with some woman working at
neauralink, and oh, maybe it wasn't just scheduling
conflicts. grimes, it felt like, stop, you're done, stop
wasting your time with poop like amber heard, you two fit

but then, perhaps one or both of these women are now in his
wake. that i am picturing a very predictable: "dad is
visiting, you need a haircut, clean up your room, get your
book report ready" and it's like he's the CEO of a
subsidiary stopping in and everyone has busted ass to make
it look shiny and nice in the hope that he will be pleased
and open up the money tap a bit more. the kids will say,
"oh, my dad is elon musk" and other kids will genuinely
reply, "oh, wow, that's cool" and then his kids will just
kind of quietly say... "yeahhhh i guess" and then moodily go
off in their head about how they see santa more often

but maybe he's getting clawed to shit helping them all with
their math homework every night. all 11 of 'em


 

offline big from lsg on 2022-12-31 11:55 [#02623608]
Points: 22366 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02623579 | Show recordbag



he's probably an *emotionally* dead beat dad. that first
part about babies sounds a bit suspicious in that regard. i
didn't know about his youth, sounds not nice. however, you
should try to do better if you're having kids

at least one of his kids broke contact with him



 


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