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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2022-03-07 10:10 [#02617045]
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should you poo before or after taking a shower?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 10:16 [#02617046]
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I think having a shower makes me want to have a shit like an hour later, must be the warm water relaxed the muscles, its really annoying cos its great to feel fresh after a shower, then you need a shit. Ideally it would be shit then shower, but it rarely works out like that
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 10:43 [#02617048]
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Some dirty bastards shit in the shower then stomp it down the drain. I think its acceptable to wank in the shower, but not piss and shit like some people do
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 11:38 [#02617049]
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Kilroy Silk having a shower piss
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 11:54 [#02617050]
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tbh i don't think it has anything to do with etiquette
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 12:18 [#02617051]
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if you pooped before someone else would take a shower then it would be about etiquette IMHO
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:01 [#02617052]
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Edmonds shed wank mix
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:03 [#02617053]
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what about desperately needing a shit when someone else is showering, so when they step out, some of the poo molecules adhere to their freshly clean skin, as ex archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams says, "It is a moral quandary"
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:06 [#02617054]
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Rowan Williams U-bend blocker
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 13:58 [#02617055]
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taking a poo while they are showering?!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:38 [#02617056]
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yeah in the toil, not squatting and shitting when someone else is having a shower
not unless your Paul Coia
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:41 [#02617057]
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I just made this up, but Noel Edmonds definitely invites strange men to have a shit on his toilet, like eastern European trades men in hi viz jackets, while he has a wank in his show cubicle, he inhales the stench, for maximum pleasure
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:41 [#02617058]
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i meant shower cubicle, but show cubicle is better
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:43 [#02617059]
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while accompanied by LAZY_TITLE Noel has like his black gimp outfit on with rhinestones like Judas priest
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:08 [#02617060]
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Ok enough of my elaborate sexual fantasies concerning BBC light entertainment hosts
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:17 [#02617061]
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Ross King pebble mill, Bournemouth special for ya!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:41 [#02617064]
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Titsmarch on the coke
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 17:39 [#02617067]
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wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 19:21 [#02617068]
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Even if Aled Jones was watching through a periscope through the ceiling in nothing but red stilettos and crocodile clips on his nipples? surely thats tempting
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 20:31 [#02617075]
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i'm ok with all that except the pooping pls
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-07 20:34 [#02617077]
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before, you filthbuckets.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:50 [#02617081]
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Regis Philbin WAS goatse
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:52 [#02617082]
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what about Paul Shane doing wet farts wearing Y-fronts full of mushy peas
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:55 [#02617083]
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farts like a fucking chain saw
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-07 23:24 [#02617084]
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nah i'm fine
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 23:51 [#02617085]
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what about Roy Walker eating a crème egg in your loft in the pitch black
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mermaidman
on 2022-03-08 09:40 [#02617088]
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hyper you naughty boy
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-03-08 14:49 [#02617094]
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visit your friends, run the buffet, take a dump in the shower, then leave in a hurry, with some shady excuse, while mentioning, thx for the food it was great!!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-08 16:12 [#02617095]
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I hate taking a shit in other peoples houses, it invariably goes wrong
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-09 00:20 [#02617148]
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Imagine if every 29th of February we all had to go one house down the road and shit in that neighbours house and they did the same to their neighbour.
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AphexTwin11
from OOOOOO (United States) on 2022-03-09 00:31 [#02617149]
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Just wipe before you shower so you aren't messing up.
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