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should you poo before or after taking a shower? |
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I think having a shower makes me want to have a shit like an hour later, must be the warm water relaxed the muscles, its really annoying cos its great to feel fresh after a shower, then you need a shit. Ideally it would be shit then shower, but it rarely works out like that |
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Some dirty bastards shit in the shower then stomp it down the drain. I think its acceptable to wank in the shower, but not piss and shit like some people do |
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having a shower piss |
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tbh i don't think it has anything to do with etiquette |
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if you pooped before someone else would take a shower then it would be about etiquette IMHO |
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shed wank mix |
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what about desperately needing a shit when someone else is showering, so when they step out, some of the poo molecules adhere to their freshly clean skin, as ex archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams says, "It is a moral quandary" |
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Williams U-bend blocker |
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taking a poo while they are showering?! |
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yeah in the toil, not squatting and shitting when someone else is having a shower not unless your |
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I just made this up, but Noel Edmonds definitely invites strange men to have a shit on his toilet, like eastern European trades men in hi viz jackets, while he has a wank in his show cubicle, he inhales the stench, for maximum pleasure |
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i meant shower cubicle, but show cubicle is better |
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while accompanied by Noel has like his black gimp outfit on with rhinestones like Judas priest |
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Ok enough of my elaborate sexual fantasies concerning BBC light entertainment hosts |
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pebble mill, Bournemouth special for ya! |
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on the coke |
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wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy |
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Even if Aled Jones was watching through a periscope through the ceiling in nothing but red stilettos and crocodile clips on his nipples? surely thats tempting |
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i'm ok with all that except the pooping pls |
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before, you filthbuckets. |
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Regis Philbin WAS goatse |
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what about Paul Shane doing wet farts wearing Y-fronts full of mushy peas |
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farts like a fucking chain saw |
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nah i'm fine |
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what about Roy Walker eating a crème egg in your loft in the pitch black |
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hyper you naughty boy |
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visit your friends, run the buffet, take a dump in the shower, then leave in a hurry, with some shady excuse, while mentioning, thx for the food it was great!! |
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I hate taking a shit in other peoples houses, it invariably goes wrong |
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Imagine if every 29th of February we all had to go one house down the road and shit in that neighbours house and they did the same to their neighbour. |
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Just wipe before you shower so you aren't messing up. |
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