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a computer operated tattoo gun that i can scan images onto my rippling torso! |
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I want to invent aliens |
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Self-cleaning turtle-aquariums. |
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I want to invent time travel -- so i go back in time and punch Herbert Hoover in the stomach. Stupid great depression. |
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i want to invent teleporters and/or non-polluant flying vehicles... |
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I want to invent a weather machine. |
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i want to invent drugs without risks and addiction... and phosphorescent sodas which would always be chilled, without damaging the environment... and a new kind of music... |
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I would like to also invent the technology that surpasses digital - whatever that will be. |
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i'd like to invent pills for everything... against boredom, against pain, providing willpower (for homework), providing 4-dimensional vision, repairing damaged bodies, changing sex, making you slimmer, etc... which would really and immediately take effect... ...but that would be dangerous... |
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That would be playing god! |
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I re-invent myself every day again. |
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yes... in fact the consequences would be unimaginable — a big fucking mess anyway... that was just an idea. |
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humans are playing god already |
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i want to invent an alcoholic drink (or pill) that taste like candy and has no hangover. |
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i want to re-invent the wheel |
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*punches recycles face in his avatar* |
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i want to invent an invention that invents inventions? |
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a machine to rid me of the filth that builds up in my carpets |
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how bout you wipe your ass with toilet paper and you wont have that shit build up on your carpet from dragging your ass all over it. |
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I want to invent a flying machine that will replace the car as the standard means of travel. It also is equipped with rockets to kill people with (at least MY flying machine is, nobody else's). |
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retard whino beggar vagrant repellant! |
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a cash machine card that acts kindah like a skeleton key to get into all the other accounts! |
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i want to invent an anti-stupidity machine that automatically kills dumb fucks - it would sure as hell sort out the population problem! |
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A computer programme that creates an amazing new track every time you run it |
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no way! i love making music! i do have a funny program called fractal music which creates music tho - not very useful, but...quaint! |
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I want to invent your mother |
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too late |
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if U only knew what inventing means |
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA Good one, Recycle! |
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A way to attach more ears and eyes to my body so I can sense everyting better from all directions. More arms would be nice as well... |
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i want to invent a new way of life. |
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yeah you're so amazingly smart, plug |
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I want to kill inventors |
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Feeling a little hostile today? :( |
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I like making music too, I'm talking about instead of having to buy other artists music |
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ah ok young man! i see! did you listen to "anything" yet? |
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oh lord, is that gary barlow? |
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It most certainly is. and I will get 'anything' I promise I'm just making some new FM sounds now! |
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cool, you gonna make em available then, these FM sounds? maybe create a soundfont in the vein of Gort? |
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yeah if you want |
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sure - i'm always on the lookout for new sounds :) |
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A computer that never crashes, has the speed of Linux, the popularity of Windows, and the features of a Mac. And/Or.......... A sythesizer that is under $600, has 88 or more keys, more than 256 settings (both Preset and User), has onboard knobs, and is widely avalible. |
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i want to invent a new musical drum |
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