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offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-23 17:06 [#00190760]
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a computer operated tattoo gun that i can scan images onto
my rippling torso!


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-23 17:10 [#00190768]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



I want to invent aliens


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-23 17:16 [#00190780]
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Self-cleaning turtle-aquariums.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2002-04-23 17:16 [#00190782]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



I want to invent time travel -- so i go back in time and
punch Herbert Hoover in the stomach.

Stupid great depression.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-23 17:20 [#00190790]
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i want to invent teleporters and/or non-polluant flying
vehicles...


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-23 17:25 [#00190798]
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I want to invent a weather machine.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-23 17:28 [#00190805]
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i want to invent drugs without risks and addiction... and
phosphorescent sodas which would always be chilled, without
damaging the environment... and a new kind of music...


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-23 17:30 [#00190812]
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I would like to also invent the technology that surpasses
digital - whatever that will be.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-23 17:37 [#00190827]
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i'd like to invent pills for everything...
against boredom, against pain, providing willpower (for
homework), providing 4-dimensional vision, repairing damaged
bodies, changing sex, making you slimmer, etc... which would
really and immediately take effect...

...but that would be dangerous...


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-23 17:37 [#00190831]
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That would be playing god!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-23 17:39 [#00190833]
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I re-invent myself every day again.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-23 17:40 [#00190836]
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yes... in fact the consequences would be unimaginable — a
big fucking mess anyway... that was just an idea.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-23 17:52 [#00190863]
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humans are playing god already


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-23 17:54 [#00190868]
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i want to invent an alcoholic drink (or pill) that taste
like candy and has no hangover.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-23 17:55 [#00190870]
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i want to re-invent the wheel


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-23 17:56 [#00190877]
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*punches recycles face in his avatar*


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-23 18:24 [#00190932]
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i want to invent an invention that invents inventions?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-23 18:26 [#00190936]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



a machine to rid me of the filth that builds up in my
carpets


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-23 18:28 [#00190945]
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how bout you wipe your ass with toilet paper and you wont
have that shit build up on your carpet from dragging your
ass all over it.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-23 18:31 [#00190952]
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I want to invent a flying machine that will replace the car
as the standard means of travel. It also is equipped with
rockets to kill people with (at least MY flying machine is,
nobody else's).


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-23 18:36 [#00190962]
Points: 2389 Status: Regular



retard whino beggar vagrant repellant!



 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-23 18:37 [#00190965]
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a cash machine card that acts kindah like a skeleton key to
get into all the other accounts!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 18:49 [#00190979]
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i want to invent an anti-stupidity machine that
automatically kills dumb fucks - it would sure as hell sort
out the population problem!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 18:52 [#00190981]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



A computer programme that creates an amazing new track every
time you run it


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 18:56 [#00190985]
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no way! i love making music! i do have a funny program
called fractal music which creates music tho - not very
useful, but...quaint!


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-23 19:54 [#00191042]
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I want to invent your mother


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 20:00 [#00191049]
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too late


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-23 20:07 [#00191055]
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if U only knew what inventing means


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-23 20:21 [#00191060]
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA Good one, Recycle!


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-04-23 20:21 [#00191061]
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A way to attach more ears and eyes to my body so I can sense
everyting better from all directions. More arms would be
nice as well...


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-23 20:27 [#00191063]
Points: 2857 Status: Lurker



i want to invent a new way of life.



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 20:36 [#00191064]
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yeah you're so amazingly smart, plug


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-23 20:43 [#00191072]
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I want to kill inventors


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-04-23 20:45 [#00191074]
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Feeling a little hostile today? :(


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 21:03 [#00191084]
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I like making music too, I'm talking about instead of having
to buy other artists music


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 21:06 [#00191086]
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ah ok young man! i see! did you listen to "anything" yet?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 21:06 [#00191087]
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oh lord, is that gary barlow?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 21:07 [#00191089]
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It most certainly is. and I will get 'anything' I promise

I'm just making some new FM sounds now!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 21:12 [#00191094]
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cool, you gonna make em available then, these FM sounds?
maybe create a soundfont in the vein of Gort?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 21:28 [#00191111]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



yeah if you want


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-23 21:30 [#00191114]
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sure - i'm always on the lookout for new sounds :)


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-04-23 22:21 [#00191148]
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A computer that never crashes, has the speed of Linux, the
popularity of Windows, and the features of a Mac.

And/Or..........

A sythesizer that is under $600, has 88 or more keys, more
than 256 settings (both Preset and User), has onboard knobs,
and is widely avalible.


 

offline acidpants from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 22:24 [#00191150]
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i want to invent a new musical drum


 


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