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an ornery, unruly trump is giving his minders enough grief that, despite covid-19, day-trips have grudgingly been scheduled to keep the president from bouncing off of the walls and throwing sharpies at members of the press. the debate rages: will trump wear a mask when he goes and does his retarded press ops? please place your bets ~ a highly respected news source |
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i guess it was pretty much a forgone conclusion, my puffery aside |
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he's a fucking numpty. the sooner yr rid of his squinting teak-stained poopface the better. i mean, obviously, but it bears repeating |
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obviously. but it bears repeating |
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He’ll get his second mandate. Best is just to stop talking about him. |
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cosmic macca trollolol |
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#LALD |
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where's that video of him say 'fucking hell' and looking exhausted and like the age and spray-tan he is that is the only time he has looked particulary bad on vid, 2me, it doesn't do the rounds that it should |
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because, if he wore a face mask, his orange would rub off |
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I can't go to the shop round the corner without multiple joggers breathing past me, why they have to jog in the high street is beyond me (it isn't actually, there's a lot of people out there that can't pass up an opportunity to be an obnoxious cunt). I don't think the science is in about masks, I'm not about to wear one, it's more about virtue signalling than any provable benefit. But at the same time I don't (and never have) cough or sneeze openly, go right up to other people, breathe over anyone... the amount of people touching unnecessarily things in public is amazing. I was waiting in line to get into the supermarket and this guy in front of me was leaning with his hand on a shop window, then started to dig around in his ear then his nose. You don't do that shit at the best of times. I saw a dad lift up his kid so he could push the button on the pelican crossing. I saw a woman, wearing gloves, go through each and every egg in a box, picking it up and inspecting it before putting it back. I saw a woman using the touchscreen shelf checkout then immediately start eating crisps. We don't need masks, there's enough fucking idiots licking the virus up. |
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yes the other's breathe is terrible, im not being perfect as well but i aint licking shit. just maybe eating outside the supermarket. good thing theres a mask cause i have a couple of new pimples i want to hide |
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people seem to forget that hes is fucking 73 years old. hes a doter |
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these people need whole body masks. i wouldn't need any rule myself because im naturally cautious since the beginning of the pandemic. but there are other people… |
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Handwashing is a conspiracy to remove our protective layers of filth that insulate us from foreigners and stimulate the immune system. Which way, Western man? Sovereign, or soapcuck? |
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I don't know what the fuck's going on but "hard working immigrants" sure get a lot of mileage out of ineffectually pointing a leaf blower at things for screaming hours on end. |
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its all a rich tapestry |
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The one twatting about below me gave way to a pair of soppy cunts using a budget chainsaw to cut down some raffata fence opposite. Maybe there's an app these pricks go on; Shit, where's not fucking annoying?!?!? Let me get there real quick?!??! Dot Com. |
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I swear to god I can hear a pavement saw now too, ... and this isn't even a busy road. |
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Maybe I should go out and start carving up some corrugated roofing sheets, you know, because Trump and stuff?!??! |
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and now the bloke three doors down is eating apples?!?! wasn't spanked enough as a child |
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all the big leaders have been eating shit |
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Next door started hammering the other day at about 9pm, I would not put it past them to stand outside my door and loudly eat: Apples Carrots Mange Tout Gravel Grain |
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Indeed. |
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I would honestly prefer hammering to my downstairs neighbor's penchant for late period Eric Clapton. The missus just came back from Costco with what appears to be 40 pounds of carrots, and a big bag of mange tout. No gravel. |
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roger wilco ~ i was actually thinking about digging up your post about how summer means fucking leaf blowers, because they have been terrible this week. they show up in the parking lot next door and blow crap over here then my landlady's people show up over here and blow the crap back, always, always approximately 7am when my REM cycle is peaking. today, they were blowing crap back over here with particular vigor; i actually yelled a bit. as if anyone could hear me over the racket. pretty soon, however, they had some old fart over re-painting lines in the parking lot. so, for once, i suppose it was kind of justified, as you don't want to paint over pine nuts. but, yes, there was that quote i blagged twitter of before: there is no power tool more american than the leaf blower; a loud piece of shit that blows trash everywhere |
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fucking hell i just heard a leaf blower fire up now or a giant power mower or something |
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